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62 today , WHERE'S MY BIRTHDAY shït ?
02-27-2017, 06:33 PM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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WELL ?
02-27-2017, 06:41 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Damn! I knew it was coming up too.

İmage

Have a great birthday Rog'! And many more hi5.gif

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02-27-2017, 06:44 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Holy crap! Happy birthday!

İmage
02-27-2017, 06:45 PM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
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İmage

cheers.gif
02-27-2017, 07:23 PM #5
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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02-27-2017, 07:26 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(02-27-2017, 07:23 PM)Gumby Wrote:  İmage

rofl.gif That's one way to put it. Hahahahahah!

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02-28-2017, 12:24 AM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-27-2017, 06:45 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  İmage

cheers.gif

Flaming titties? How can I possibly follow that?

shït...

Well happy ğkking birthday!

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-28-2017, 03:39 AM #8
bohica Member
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Happy Birthday young man.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
02-28-2017, 04:35 AM #9
ocker1 Member
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yeah Happy birthday , you young blokes are allowed to have a few beers on my tab --- cheers
02-28-2017, 06:32 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Well ,,, my my ,,, about damned time ,,

Pretty sad when a man has to remember his won B-D and remind people .

Hi Kiddies
Thanks a bunches and Boodles too .

hey ya know what ?

62 ain't any more painful then being squeezed out That Mothers''s Vagina that
Gumby Bragged about ,,

the pain is very simular ,,, the smell ?

Not so much , 62 kinda smells like old farts and stale Beer mixed
in Coffee Grounds

Mother's Vagina ?

shït , after 62 years , I'm supposed to remember THAT ???!!!!!!!!
02-28-2017, 09:39 AM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I'm pretty sure that's why it happens only in the beginning... unless you're from Kentucky.

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02-28-2017, 09:49 AM #12
nobody Member
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Am 3 months behind you on the same day... Coincidence or no?

just don't tell anyone because i tend not to celebrate b-days.
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İmage

 Nobody, Has a need to know about anything!
02-28-2017, 12:32 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-28-2017, 09:39 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  I'm pretty sure that's why it happens only in the beginning... unless you're from Kentucky.

It's the first thing that happens so it will be the first thing you forget.

Until some asshole goes and reminds you of it...

bored.gif

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-28-2017, 01:35 PM #14
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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İmage

The beer's fairly stout but not strong enuff to hold that many candles, CA ~ cheers! cheers.gif
02-28-2017, 03:02 PM #15
Strigoi Member
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Happy belated birthday CA.

İmage

Un Strigoi printre noi
02-28-2017, 09:37 PM #16
Adde Member
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Happy day after the birthday! vic.gif I miss all the good stuff.

İmage
03-01-2017, 07:14 AM #17
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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I had no idea you were such an old ğck .
Happy Birthday you grouchy old bastard

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03-01-2017, 08:49 AM #18
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,682 Threads:1,470 Joined:Feb 2011
With that level of grouchiness you might think he was even older

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03-01-2017, 04:52 PM #19
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(03-01-2017, 07:14 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  I had no idea you were such an old ƒück .
Happy Birthday you grouchy old bastard

Yeah that ^^^^^ chuckle.gif but it is probably because of his hemorrhoids that is taking the joy out of life.
03-01-2017, 10:11 PM #20
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:7,226 Threads:166 Joined:Feb 2011
Have you folks any Idea what a high Price a Person
has to pay in order to earn the Right to be

" A Grumpy Old ğck ? "

I earned it , and by Gawd ,, I intend to get my due rewards .

I flick a Booger you're direction , hope it sticks
on your eyelids .
03-01-2017, 10:22 PM #21
eclipsed Member
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you are only halfway there OP!

İmage
03-02-2017, 05:33 PM #22
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,616 Threads:399 Joined:Jun 2012
(03-01-2017, 10:11 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Have you folks any Idea what a high Price a Person
has to pay in order to earn the Right to be

" A Grumpy Old ğck ? "

I earned it , and by Gawd ,, I intend to get my due rewards .

I flick a Booger you're direction , hope it sticks
on your eyelids .

If only you could charge the people who piss you off.



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