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05-03-2011 03:35 PM#1
ShadowMrs. Buckwheat
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Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
The name of Canada will now be changed to Harperrhea. With the purchase of 65 new F-35s from LM, we will soon join the coalition of the willing in bringing demorcracy to countries like Iraq and Libya. We will sacrifice our brave soldiers in the hopes of defending ourselves from those who have so relentlessly attacked us, planned to kill us all, institute sharia law and burn our precious bibles. We now willingly spend 100% of GDP on this venture to protect ourselves from those that have attacked us. Did I mention they attacked us? Anybody who objects is an anti-semite!!

God save Harper!! Long live Herperrhea!!!
05-03-2011 03:40 PM#2
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
İmageGlad to see Canada is finally on the right side of the fence.
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05-03-2011 03:44 PM#3
OctoMother Superior
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
(05-03-2011 03:35 PM)Shadow Wrote:  God save Harper!! Long live Herperrhea!!!

lol.gifrofl.gif It's gonna take a lot of beer to cause a 4 year blackout hmm.gif
05-03-2011 03:49 PM#4
ShadowMrs. Buckwheat
Posts: 13,527Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
5 years gaah.gif and he can be selected again! and again!

Sad day for Canada sad2.gif
05-03-2011 04:09 PM#5
KreeperGriobhtha
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
Harperrhea...

Reminds me of Gonnerrhea.

Yes, I spelled it that way on purpose.

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İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
05-03-2011 04:17 PM#6
OctoMother Superior
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
Also rhymes with diarrhea hmm.gif

İmage
05-03-2011 04:18 PM#7
ShadowMrs. Buckwheat
Posts: 13,527Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
Harperrhea comes from two native indian words. Harper means 'governed by' and rhea means 'disease'.

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05-03-2011 04:19 PM#8
KreeperGriobhtha
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
¿Y joke was better OK?. You joke was just shitty.


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İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
05-03-2011 04:26 PM#9
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
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05-03-2011 04:38 PM#10
KreeperGriobhtha
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
(05-03-2011 04:19 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Â¿Y joke was better OK?. You joke was just shitty.



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WTF? Has the NSA invaded my keyboard?

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
05-03-2011 04:58 PM#11
OctoMother Superior
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
I thought it was Spanish chuckle.gif


there, fixed it thumbsup.gif
05-03-2011 05:04 PM#12
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
İmage

Mason thought it was Spanish and got into character.

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05-03-2011 07:06 PM#13
KreeperGriobhtha
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
I think it is more likely an expat alien got into my post.

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That wacky Mason! Hey! Does he know the secret handshakes?

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İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
05-03-2011 07:11 PM#14
KreeperGriobhtha
Posts: 9,715Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
Mason looks like a John Belushi fan.

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İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
05-03-2011 07:57 PM#15
Accidental StonerMember
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
İmage
05-03-2011 09:35 PM#16
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts: 30,963Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
chuckle.gif Our little guy has the same problem, and he also tends to piss on the apron as some aspects of the craft are rather impractical for a dogs.

He's never gonna' make it to 33rd degree. sad2.gif

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05-03-2011 09:40 PM#17
ShadowMrs. Buckwheat
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
I always thought Macon rhymed with bacon chuckle.gif
05-03-2011 09:50 PM#18
KreeperGriobhtha
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
(05-03-2011 09:40 PM)Shadow Wrote:  I always thought Macon rhymed with bacon chuckle.gif

Macon DOES rhyme with bacon...


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İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
05-03-2011 09:54 PM#19
OctoMother Superior
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
The Harpes thread turned into bacon beercheer.gif Total win, I'll get the beer drinking.gif
05-03-2011 10:54 PM#20
yankeesskier
Posts: 6,198Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
I heard Harper speak french. I thought my accent was rough, chuckle.gif

Biere.
05-03-2011 11:05 PM#21
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
I can speak English with a really bad French accent.

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05-03-2011 11:51 PM#22
yankeesskier
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...

Biere.
05-04-2011 12:18 AM#23
GhostieMember
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
(05-03-2011 03:40 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmageGlad to see Canada is finally on the right side of the fence.
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05-04-2011 12:23 AM#24
GhostieMember
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...


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05-04-2011 12:42 AM#25
KreeperGriobhtha
Posts: 9,715Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
(05-03-2011 11:05 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I can speak English with a really bad French accent.

I can speak American with a really bad English accent.

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İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
05-04-2011 12:49 AM#26
UpāsakaMember
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RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
http://www.counterpunch.org/dobbin05032011.html

A good dissection of the Canadian Election. Good Luck to all Canadians in Defending what they have from the claws of Harper and his minions.
05-04-2011 01:53 AM#27
KreeperGriobhtha
Posts: 9,715Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
It's shadow's fault. She left her chad hanging.

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İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
05-04-2011 02:05 AM#28
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts: 30,963Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
That Shadow. sad2.gif beerbong.gif rofl.gif

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05-04-2011 02:42 AM#29
ShadowMrs. Buckwheat
Posts: 13,527Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
chuckle.gif well into my beer now. The celebratory beer turned to consolation beer. I fed the ravens the bread that didn't bake when my oven caught fire, hey did you know when an element burns, you can't put it out? Like a welding arc it is. So when i tried to pull the stove out to unplug, the ğkking door came off in my hands. Then I found oven mitts and yanked it out and ewwwww the dust bunnies back there. When the oven cooled I got the element out in two pieces. It burnt right in half. Now I'm calling my home insurer to see if they cover the beer in the fridge I'd loose if my house burnt down.

Tuesdays... bored.gif
05-04-2011 03:20 AM#30
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts: 30,963Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Announcement! In light of Harper's landslide win...
Magic story, very thanks. beerbong.gif rofl.gif 37.gif

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