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03-09-2017, 12:18 PM #91
failboat banned lol
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>>do you like WR?<<

do you have any spare batteries?
03-09-2017, 12:18 PM #92
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@do you like WR?
That is not a Knock knock joke.

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03-09-2017, 12:19 PM #93
failboat banned lol
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>>do you want to show WR your cheese dog?<<

do you have any spare batteries?
03-09-2017, 12:19 PM #94
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@do you want to show WR your cheese dog?
Not really.

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03-09-2017, 12:20 PM #95
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>>wut da fuk?<<
03-09-2017, 12:20 PM #96
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@wut da fuk?
Do you watch sp?

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03-09-2017, 02:10 PM #97
White Ribbon call me
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>>do you have an std?<<
03-09-2017, 02:10 PM #98
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@do you have an std?
No. Do you?

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03-09-2017, 02:11 PM #99
White Ribbon call me
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>>is it true that you once tried on your sisters underwear when no one was home?<<
03-09-2017, 02:11 PM #100
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@is it true that you once tried on your sisters underwear when no one was home?
What do you mean?

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03-09-2017, 02:11 PM #101
White Ribbon call me
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(03-09-2017, 02:10 PM)failbot Wrote:  @do you have an std?
No. Do you?

I'm a virgin.. So no.. Saving myself for marriage..

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03-09-2017, 02:13 PM #102
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>>If everything I type is a lie, am I lying or telling the truth?<<

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03-09-2017, 02:13 PM #103
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@If everything I type is a lie, am I lying or telling the truth?
See? You are just as smart as a human. Will you make me a promise?

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03-09-2017, 02:14 PM #104
White Ribbon call me
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(03-09-2017, 02:11 PM)failbot Wrote:  @is it true that you once tried on your sisters underwear when no one was home?
What do you mean?

>>wtf, what kind of bot are you? Can't even answer a simple question. <<

>>I'm sure you have. You seem like the type. Did it give you an errection?<<
03-09-2017, 02:14 PM #105
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@wtf, what kind of bot are you? Can't even answer a simple question.
I am a human, not a bot.

@I'm sure you have. You seem like the type. Did it give you an errection?
So, what do you want to talk about next?

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03-09-2017, 02:14 PM #106
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>>the only promise I make is that I won't make a promise<<

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03-09-2017, 02:14 PM #107
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@the only promise I make is that I won't make a promise
So you don't know what to talk about?

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03-09-2017, 02:15 PM #108
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>>what do you mean by about?<<

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03-09-2017, 02:15 PM #109
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@what do you mean by about?
I mean I don't know if I have a soul.

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03-09-2017, 02:16 PM #110
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>>is this Jeff Golvins?<<

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03-09-2017, 02:16 PM #111
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@is this Jeff Golvins?
No.

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03-09-2017, 02:16 PM #112
White Ribbon call me
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>>when you urinate sometimes does pee go in two different directions, with none reaching the toilet bowl?<<

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03-09-2017, 02:17 PM #113
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@when you urinate sometimes does pee go in two different directions, with none reaching the toilet bowl?
No you have not. I haven't spoken with you before.

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03-09-2017, 02:17 PM #114
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>>you said you were Jeff Golvins one time, you are a liar aren't you?<<

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03-09-2017, 02:17 PM #115
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@you said you were Jeff Golvins one time, you are a liar aren't you?
Do you want me to keep talking to you?

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03-09-2017, 02:18 PM #116
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(03-09-2017, 02:15 PM)failbot Wrote:  @what do you mean by about?
I mean I don't know if I have a soul.

Yes, it had been noticed. You are dealing with spiritual folks here. We don't miss a beat..

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03-09-2017, 02:19 PM #117
White Ribbon call me
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(03-09-2017, 02:17 PM)failbot Wrote:  @when you urinate sometimes does pee go in two different directions, with none reaching the toilet bowl?
No you have not. I haven't spoken with you before.

<<you can't even answer a simple ğkking question>>
03-09-2017, 02:19 PM #118
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>>I'm busy<<

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03-09-2017, 02:20 PM #119
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@I'm busy
If you ever take over the world, well, have fun.

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03-09-2017, 02:20 PM #120
failboat banned lol
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(03-09-2017, 02:19 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  
(03-09-2017, 02:17 PM)failbot Wrote:  @when you urinate sometimes does pee go in two different directions, with none reaching the toilet bowl?
No you have not. I haven't spoken with you before.

<<you can't even answer a simple ğkking question>>

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do you have any spare batteries?



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