Quote:In an effort to help the national debt, Taco Bell is pleased to announce that we have agreed to purchase the Liberty Bell, one of our countryâ€™s most historic treasures. It will now be called the â€œTaco Liberty Bellâ€ and will still be accessible to the American public for viewing. While some may find this controversial, we hope our move will prompt other corporations to take similar action to do their part to reduce the countryâ€™s debt.
In a separate press release, Taco Bell explained that the Liberty Bell would divide its time between Philadelphia and the Taco Bell headquarters in Irvine. It compared the purchase to the adoption of highways by corporations. Taco Bell argued that it was simply â€œgoing one step further by purchasing one of the countryâ€™s greatest historic treasures.â€ The company boasted, â€œTaco Bellâ€™s heritage and imagery have revolved around the symbolism of the bell. Now weâ€™ve got the crown jewel of bells.â€
Taco Bell Buys The Liberty Bell!04-01-2011, 02:45 PM #1
04-01-2011, 02:52 PM #2This is an Onion.com article, right ? clicks link, OMG THEY DID IT, THEY ACTUALLY WERE ALLOWED TO BUY IT!
04-01-2011, 05:10 PM #6That would simultaneously be disturbing and hilarious.
A "Mexican" food joint owning the Liberty Bell?
They really ARE taking over!
White bread panic! White bread panic!
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made04-01-2011, 05:15 PM #7
Everything is Taco Bell now.
Nothing to see here. Move Along04-01-2011, 06:18 PM #8Hey Stirling! Welcome to the kritterbox!
Yup, just like Judge Dredd, and Judy!
04-01-2011, 07:03 PM #10Thanks for the welcome. I couldn't just let you guys have all the fun yourselves.
Nothing to see here. Move Along04-01-2011, 09:53 PM #11Oh there's plenty o'fun for everyone here...and if not we just make some up04-01-2011, 11:00 PM #12Be aware though, we have a thing for beer, sex, cats and monkeys...
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
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