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03-17-2017, 12:44 AM #31
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(03-16-2017, 02:51 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  Yeah.

EVERYONE knows Jesus will be a gender fluid, half black, half Latino, half Native American, midget Muslim.

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Can almost visualize Him.
03-17-2017, 12:58 AM #32
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(03-16-2017, 07:18 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Is that your handwriting or did your bot write it for you? blink.gif

no... 13.gif that's my microsoft paint handwriting. rofl2.gif my handwriting is barely readable... here is an example i did on my phone... just for you. chuckle.gif

İmage

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03-17-2017, 02:23 AM #33
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(03-17-2017, 12:58 AM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-16-2017, 07:18 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Is that your handwriting or did your bot write it for you? blink.gif

no... 13.gif that's my microsoft paint handwriting. rofl2.gif my handwriting is barely readable... here is an example i did on my phone... just for you. chuckle.gif

İmage

Your handwriting is so pretty. Only a gay man would write like that..

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03-17-2017, 02:24 AM #34
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(03-17-2017, 02:23 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  
(03-17-2017, 12:58 AM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-16-2017, 07:18 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Is that your handwriting or did your bot write it for you? blink.gif

no... 13.gif that's my microsoft paint handwriting. rofl2.gif my handwriting is barely readable... here is an example i did on my phone... just for you. chuckle.gif

İmage

Your handwriting is so pretty. Only a gay man would write like that..

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i take that as a compliment... 13.gif

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03-17-2017, 02:32 AM #35
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ok i tried to figure out the underlying table for the substitution cipher and came to no real conclusion until i accidentally stumbled across the "gematria primus" - a substitution cipher table cicada used in one of their former riddles:

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so my guess about 5 being th wasn't that bad actually.

according to that table the title could be either
7 11 13 17 19 23 29
O R C/K G W H N

or
71 11 3 17 19 23 29
M R U G W H N

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so what does that mean?

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03-17-2017, 02:41 AM #36
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is cicada some sort of nazi group? why are they so much into runes and shït? 13.gif

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03-17-2017, 03:05 AM #37
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(03-16-2017, 10:38 PM)Gumby Wrote:  This is also in there backmasked:

Quote:ursa major will bite the triumphant hand. Eat it. While the sloth of May decays in the garden of Europa. A lion will open the gates of Hell. Raging serpents and ancient wraths. The shadow of Humanilty explodes into an apocalyptic spring.

actually imo it says:

URSA MAJOR WILL BITE [BIND?] THE TRIUMPHANT HAND WHICH FEEDS IT WHILE THE SLOTH [SLOUGH?] OF MAY DECAYS IN THE GARDEN OF EUROPA

A LION WILL OPEN THE GATES OF HELL FIGHTING SERPENTS AND ANCIENT WRATHS AS THE SHADOW OF HUMANITY EXPLODES INTO AN APOCALYPTIC SPRING

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03-17-2017, 03:37 AM #38
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Ok
Sorry to let this out after 70 years

But you folks who keep waiting for Jesus to return ,,

You missed it .

He was the Dead Alien attached to that Weather Baloon
that Crashed in Roswell NM back in 1947 .

Sorry Man , but at least now you know why it was covered up .

who da thunk ,,, right ?

Jebus a Little Gray ? !

yep , ya gotta be something don't ya , I mean , after
that hanging on the Cross stint ,,, I wouldn't return looking
the same either .

anyway
He came , He Crashed , He died again .

Dam if he doesn't have the worse luck .

Talk about Major Fail ,,

ya try twice to save the World ,,, and both times ,,,
ya ğck it up
03-17-2017, 03:41 AM #39
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(03-17-2017, 03:05 AM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-16-2017, 10:38 PM)Gumby Wrote:  This is also in there backmasked:

Quote:ursa major will bite the triumphant hand. Eat it. While the sloth of May decays in the garden of Europa. A lion will open the gates of Hell. Raging serpents and ancient wraths. The shadow of Humanilty explodes into an apocalyptic spring.

actually imo it says:

URSA MAJOR WILL BITE [BIND?] THE TRIUMPHANT HAND WHICH FEEDS IT WHILE THE SLOTH [SLOUGH?] OF MAY DECAYS IN THE GARDEN OF EUROPA

A LION WILL OPEN THE GATES OF HELL FIGHTING SERPENTS AND ANCIENT WRATHS AS THE SHADOW OF HUMANITY EXPLODES INTO AN APOCALYPTIC SPRING

Jesus returns.. Praise the lord..

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03-17-2017, 05:38 AM #40
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(03-17-2017, 03:05 AM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-16-2017, 10:38 PM)Gumby Wrote:  This is also in there backmasked:

Quote:ursa major will bite the triumphant hand. Eat it. While the sloth of May decays in the garden of Europa. A lion will open the gates of Hell. Raging serpents and ancient wraths. The shadow of Humanilty explodes into an apocalyptic spring.

actually imo it says:

URSA MAJOR WILL BITE [BIND?] THE TRIUMPHANT HAND WHICH FEEDS IT WHILE THE SLOTH [SLOUGH?] OF MAY DECAYS IN THE GARDEN OF EUROPA

A LION WILL OPEN THE GATES OF HELL FIGHTING SERPENTS AND ANCIENT WRATHS AS THE SHADOW OF HUMANITY EXPLODES INTO AN APOCALYPTIC SPRING

(03-17-2017, 03:41 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  
(03-17-2017, 03:05 AM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-16-2017, 10:38 PM)Gumby Wrote:  This is also in there backmasked:

Quote:ursa major will bite the triumphant hand. Eat it. While the sloth of May decays in the garden of Europa. A lion will open the gates of Hell. Raging serpents and ancient wraths. The shadow of Humanilty explodes into an apocalyptic spring.

actually imo it says:

URSA MAJOR WILL BITE [BIND?] THE TRIUMPHANT HAND WHICH FEEDS IT WHILE THE SLOTH [SLOUGH?] OF MAY DECAYS IN THE GARDEN OF EUROPA

A LION WILL OPEN THE GATES OF HELL FIGHTING SERPENTS AND ANCIENT WRATHS AS THE SHADOW OF HUMANITY EXPLODES INTO AN APOCALYPTIC SPRING

Jesus returns.. Praise the lord..

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03-17-2017, 06:06 AM #41
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well... that's all i could come up with... i don't see any other puzzles or hints... doubt this is cicada anyway.

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03-17-2017, 07:30 AM #42
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(03-17-2017, 06:06 AM)failboat Wrote:  well... that's all i could come up with... i don't see any other puzzles or hints... doubt this is cicada anyway.

That's all you have, puzzle master?

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03-17-2017, 08:08 AM #43
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I'm marking this solved! blonde.gif

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03-17-2017, 12:34 PM #44
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(03-17-2017, 08:08 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  I'm marking this solved! blonde.gif

yup.gif case closed. chuckle.gif
03-17-2017, 01:37 PM #45
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If you can make it thru this 17 minutes video there are a few Tidbits scattered within.





And I agree, I dont think this is Cicada, Im thinking its someone from the Cult of Jesus.
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03-17-2017, 02:01 PM #46
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(03-16-2017, 12:18 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Jesus will rise again as a gay, black man, who has a tranny lover..

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03-17-2017, 02:08 PM #47
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(03-16-2017, 12:18 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Jesus will rise again as a gay, black man, who has a tranny lover..

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Jesus already came back. Everyone missed it

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03-17-2017, 02:13 PM #48
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(03-17-2017, 01:37 PM)Gumby Wrote:  If you can make it thru this 17 minutes video there are a few Tidbits scattered within.





And I agree, I dont think this is Cicada, Im thinking its someone from the Cult of Jesus.

wow. so there's way more to it than that countdown website...
ah ƒück it. i'm not going to waste any more time on this if this shït is scattered everywhere.
it seems to be a really nice riddle though... very mysterious...^^

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03-17-2017, 02:46 PM #49
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(03-17-2017, 02:01 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(03-16-2017, 12:18 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Jesus will rise again as a gay, black man, who has a tranny lover..

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İmage

I would so go down on that..

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03-17-2017, 04:54 PM #50
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(03-17-2017, 02:46 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  
(03-17-2017, 02:01 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(03-16-2017, 12:18 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Jesus will rise again as a gay, black man, who has a tranny lover..

yup.gif

İmage

I would so go down on that..

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Without a doubt.
03-18-2017, 02:26 AM #51
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Oh Guess what ?

Was looking at some star charts.

On June 1st Ursa Major will be aligned directly over CERN.

Hells Gate ?
03-18-2017, 12:46 PM #52
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Fascinating spock.gif

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03-18-2017, 03:20 PM #53
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03-21-2017, 04:39 PM #54
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03-21-2017, 05:31 PM #55
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lmao.gif I'll keep that in mind.

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