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08-02-2016 07:14 AM#1
CynicalabsurdanceMember
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Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
sniff
all proxy servers here ,,, finally found a true server site

I'M BACK JACK !
HA!
08-02-2016 07:17 AM#2
CynicalabsurdanceMember
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RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
BEEPS !
she sweet treat for the neat street


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08-02-2016 07:43 AM#3
CynicalabsurdanceMember
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RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
HEY ! WAKE THE HELL UP FOLKS

IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE OR NOT ?!!!!

Wake up or I'm getting back on the Bus and leaving
08-02-2016 10:54 AM#4
OctoMother Superior
Posts: 42,645Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Oh gawds! I thought you were a gonner for sure. So glad to see you're up and about! hug.gif Welcome back

We had a severe thunderstorm and it almost destroyed the internet. Took forever to get online uhoh.gif
08-02-2016 01:28 PM#5
Accidental StonerMember
Posts: 8,233Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Well, what else but a thunder roll
could introduce this thread to me
properly...

Passing right over town now.
Torrential rain,
dark as night
and cool lightning flashes!

pop2.gif
08-02-2016 03:13 PM#6
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts: 30,954Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
whew.gif
So good to see you Rog'!!! yay.gif
A lot of us were getting pretty worried about you.
Was to the point where we were starting to think the worst uhoh.gif
Told Octo I was going to email you, but chickened out because I was too scared I wouldn't get an answer back.

wonder.gif
08-02-2016 03:19 PM#7
KreeperGriobhtha
Posts: 9,707Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Rog! JR and I were wondering what had happened and talking about trying to contact you! Now I see why he never updated me...

bored.gif

Good to see you back! :whew:

And hello to Beepers, too!

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
08-02-2016 08:44 PM#8
US nliIncognitoAnonymous
 
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Welcome back...I hope you are winning the battle.
08-03-2016 07:52 AM#9
CynicalabsurdanceMember
Posts: 7,207Joined: Feb 2011
!!
Thanks ya'all
yeah , stuff ain't good , but it ain't dead , Ha !!
I figured Bohica saw my facebook crap and let ya know I was a kickin still

only one server in my area that isn't going through a proxy

just found it last night by chance
08-03-2016 10:34 AM#10
OctoMother Superior
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RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Well it's good to see you again. I hope Beepers is having fun too
02-09-2017 08:18 PM#11
CynicalabsurdanceMember
Posts: 7,207Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
well
hope the head lice found a new home

I had pneumonia a couple weeks
and damned near died .

Fever got so high , and my head so hot , the gawd dammed Head Lice Jumped for
their lives .
Where they went I ain't sure
but ,,
I'm not too bummed they Went .
I hate Tenants , especially Bug Tenants that won't pay Rent .

Stupid Bugs !

so
I didn't die yet
but almost did

so ya gotta wait a little longer for me to drop dead .

ok ?
02-09-2017 08:36 PM#12
Not GumbyIncognitoAnonymous
 
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
wave.gif
02-09-2017 09:34 PM#13
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
whew.gif I was so friggin' scared something shït awful had happened.
So great to see you, are you feeling a bit better?

wonder.gif
02-09-2017 09:44 PM#14
CynicalabsurdanceMember
Posts: 7,207Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
NO !
I ain't feeling better ,
but at least I ain't Dead .
Got my big Money coming in a little while
going back to California when it kicks in .

stupid frozen oregon can burn in hell
got so sick I saw Gawd ,
he was snorting Coke from a Punch Bowl .

did ya know that Gawd don't wear any Panties ?
Neither did I , till the fucker sat on my head .

hows been JR and Gumby ?
02-09-2017 11:00 PM#15
OctoMother Superior
Posts: 42,645Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Good to see you Rog. hug.gif

If you don't wish you were dead I think you're feeling a bit better. I'm glad you're heading south, I think a drier climate would do you good.
02-10-2017 12:17 AM#16
KreeperGriobhtha
Posts: 9,707Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Hi Rog!

Glad you dropped in!

We were starting to wonder if you had taken a permanent ride on the mother ship.

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-10-2017 03:45 AM#17
ohnobodyIncognitoAnonymous
 
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
I had the feeling that you were still around...
hypnotoad.gif
Welcome Back.
02-10-2017 05:07 AM#18
CynicalabsurdanceMember
Posts: 7,207Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
(02-09-2017 11:00 PM)Octo Wrote:  Good to see you Rog. hug.gif

If you don't wish you were dead I think you're feeling a bit better. I'm glad you're heading south, I think a drier climate would do you good.

HI Octo
Oh , I wished I was dead alright , like every breath or so , I was in some wild pain for a while .

I am still weak as hell , I'll tell ya's , while I was sick , during the delirium spells ,
I began seeing visions of all kinda crazy Crap ,, one night , I thought to myself ,,

" Nope , ain't dead , cause I still feel pain like crazy ,,, but this place sure
got some hellish looking people walking around .

woke up 11 days later with just a few memories .

I figured it out , I was Dead , I just didn't have the strength to leave this
stupid body .

I was stuck while dead !

I woke up dead , and couldn't leave .
02-10-2017 05:11 AM#19
CynicalabsurdanceMember
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RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
(02-10-2017 12:17 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  Hi Rog!

Glad you dropped in!

We were starting to wonder if you had taken a permanent ride on the mother ship.

Hi Kreepsie
it was close man ,,, I could see the Mother Ship floating out there ,, they or I , just couldn't manage to levitate my ass up .
you guys got lot's of new members now ,,, who are all these people ?

You been doing Good Kreeper ?
New Job ?
same old Job ?

same ol' Lady ?

Same Parakeet with the funky Beak ?
tee hee
good to see ya all again
02-10-2017 05:12 AM#20
CynicalabsurdanceMember
Posts: 7,207Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
(02-10-2017 03:45 AM)ohnobody Wrote:  I had the feeling that you were still around...
hypnotoad.gif
Welcome Back.

Hey Nobody , ya been keeping this place in order while I was away ?

thanks man
good to see that incognito avatar of yours again .
02-10-2017 08:28 AM#21
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts: 30,954Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
I'm doin' well Rog'... and weller now that you checked in chuckle.gif

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02-10-2017 09:33 AM#22
ocker1Member
Posts: 1,953Joined: Mar 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
welcome back, was it hot "Down There "

02-10-2017 09:55 AM#23
White Ribboncall me
Posts: 9,963Joined: Apr 2013
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Glad you made out of gods toilet alive..

İmage
02-10-2017 11:50 AM#24
DaJavooIf looks could kilt
Posts: 1,827Joined: Mar 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Glad yer back amongst the more or less livin' CA! cheers.gif
02-10-2017 01:05 PM#25
KreeperGriobhtha
Posts: 9,707Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
(02-10-2017 05:11 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(02-10-2017 12:17 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  Hi Rog!

Glad you dropped in!

We were starting to wonder if you had taken a permanent ride on the mother ship.

Hi Kreepsie
it was close man ,,, I could see the Mother Ship floating out there ,, they or I , just couldn't manage to levitate my ass up .
you guys got lot's of new members now ,,, who are all these people ?

You been doing Good Kreeper ?
New Job ?
same old Job ?

same ol' Lady ?

Same Parakeet with the funky Beak ?
tee hee
good to see ya all again

Yeah, man.

Same ol' job.

Same ol' lady.

But the parakeet decided it wanted to be identified as a tiger.

So I cooked it and put Tiger Sauce on it.

It tasted like parakeet.

We collectively told the mother ship to back the ğck off.

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-10-2017 09:15 PM#26
CynicalabsurdanceMember
Posts: 7,207Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
Good to see you guys are still as full of shït as I am .

Yes Ocker , Gawds Toilet is Hot , Boiling over HOT

Same Ol' everything Kreeper ?

sorry , but I bet at least one thing has changed .
Peek in your Pocket ,,,, see that extra money ?
well , it ain't real ,,
02-11-2017 10:04 AM#27
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts: 30,954Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
That was the change Obama didn't make off with.

wonder.gif
02-11-2017 03:14 PM#28
KreeperGriobhtha
Posts: 9,707Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
It must not be real because there ain't none there!

chuckle.gif

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-12-2017 06:47 AM#29
bohicaMember
Posts: 1,643Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
(08-03-2016 07:52 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Thanks ya'all
yeah , stuff ain't good , but it ain't dead , Ha !!
I figured Bohica saw my facebook crap and let ya know I was a kickin still

only one server in my area that isn't going through a proxy

just found it last night by chance

I've been away myself, presently in Muskogee, Oklahoma. Drove down from NJ to get a French Poodle.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
02-12-2017 11:31 AM#30
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts: 30,954Joined: Feb 2011
RE: Where in hell have I been ? In Gawds Toilet ?
hi5.gif Very cool Bohica!
Wonderful genius dogs.

wonder.gif
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