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02-12-2017, 02:53 PM #31
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-12-2017, 11:31 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  hi5.gif Very cool Bohica!
Wonderful genius dogs.

Wonderful dogs for the person they bond with. Biters for the rest of us. chuckle.gif

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-12-2017, 03:29 PM #32
Curlie Member
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...hikes leg and pisses in the corner of Kreeper's post.
02-12-2017, 04:49 PM #33
Mason Helpdesk Dog
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*sniffs the yellow spot in Kreeper's post and pees on it*
02-12-2017, 08:15 PM #34
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Oklahoma and a " FRENCH " Poodle ,,,
and I thought I was the one in Hell !
02-12-2017, 08:50 PM #35
Adde Member
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lmao.gif

One or the other isn't so bad, but you shouldn't mix that combo. chuckle.gif
02-12-2017, 09:07 PM #36
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I always suspected Bohica was a bit Masochistic , it's now confirmed .
Yepper , ya gotta watch what ya mix together ,,, indeed ,,

like the time I thought Jalapeno Pepper juice on a suppository was a good idea
for my Hemorrhoids , thought the Heat may shrink 'em ,,

Recovery time for that stunt wasn't short .


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02-12-2017, 09:22 PM #37
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Octo and I go through a jar of jalapeños a week with all the Tex Mex we scarf down.
It makes backing the big brown Winnebago out of the garage a warm experience...
I'll give it that.

wonder.gif
02-13-2017, 03:57 AM #38
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Welcome Back Cynical are you still cynical?
02-13-2017, 05:13 AM #39
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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as hell
02-13-2017, 10:04 AM #40
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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as ever chuckle.gif

wonder.gif
02-14-2017, 12:06 AM #41
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
Hey Rog, pneumonia is stubborn and a killer and I was wondering if you saw a doctor and went on antibiotics? You may think you beat it but you have to be very careful that it is not still hanging on.

Also how did you get head lice? Have you tried home remedies to get rid of them? Like adding tea tree oil to your shampoo or suffocating them by oiling up your hair and scale with coconut oil?
02-20-2017, 02:52 AM #42
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Don't care about dying dead as a Roach on Raid .

and the head lice was a joke
but thanks for the tips
I may pass them along to somebody who is a Health Freak
and Paranoid about being Dead

and have you ever witnessed blood pour from a persons Tear Ducts ?

I sneezed for about 12 minutes yesterday ,,
Blood filled my Tear Ducts during the attack .

wonder if that's a good sign , that maybe ,,, just maybe ,,
My Hemorrhoids will shrink due to the blood pressure being reduced
from loss of Blood .

mmmm ,,, ?
be good to sit down without a donut ring again .
02-20-2017, 06:07 PM #43
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Aging is not for sissies, but it doesn't mean we have to suffer along the way.
02-21-2017, 10:44 AM #44
Accidental Stoner Member
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(08-02-2016, 07:17 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  BEEPS !
she sweet treat for the neat street

Hehh.

Kool puppeh! :)
02-21-2017, 10:48 AM #45
Accidental Stoner Member
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(02-20-2017, 02:52 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Don't care about dying dead as a Roach on Raid .

and the head lice was a joke
but thanks for the tips
I may pass them along to somebody who is a Health Freak
and Paranoid about being Dead

and have you ever witnessed blood pour from a persons Tear Ducts ?

I sneezed for about 12 minutes yesterday ,,
Blood filled my Tear Ducts during the attack .

wonder if that's a good sign , that maybe ,,, just maybe ,,
My Hemorrhoids will shrink due to the blood pressure being reduced
from loss of Blood .

mmmm ,,, ?
be good to sit down without a donut ring again .

Saw my friend Marcus sneeze until he sprayed little
blood specks all over the surrounding snow once.
Looked like a gigantic inverted Amanita muscaria hat. blink.gif

Nasty sheit.
02-21-2017, 05:30 PM #46
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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İmage
02-21-2017, 11:58 PM #47
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Time was short
Heaven has it's Court

Last one in
had a hell of a time
little space left , hard to find

all life has an end
begins with a childs whine
ends bereft , out of time

I must change that rule
live and die
by my own dictate
at least gonna try
do my best to change
that fate

Wake one day
maybe not another
don't blame fate
blame your Mother

you have a right to live
a right to die
a right leave
and they may cry
but you're on a Journey
not held by bounds
remember that
when they drop your ass
in the ground
for you travel on
the journey
just keeps rolling along
so don't be afraid to take
the next damn step
and know
one day
they'll catch up yet

~~~~~ Scene's you'd never see , if not for people just like me ~~~~~


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02-22-2017, 12:04 AM #48
Accidental Stoner Member
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yup.gif

Life is good
Death is good
It's all good now
- As long as you're doin'
what you should

:)
02-22-2017, 12:05 AM #49
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,248 Threads:64 Joined:Feb 2011
Tu-duup-tu-tu-dah!

(almost forgot)
02-22-2017, 04:25 PM #50
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,616 Threads:399 Joined:Jun 2012
(02-21-2017, 11:58 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Time was short
Heaven has it's Court

Last one in
had a hell of a time
little space left , hard to find

all life has an end
begins with a childs whine
ends bereft , out of time

I must change that rule
live and die
by my own dictate
at least gonna try
do my best to change
that fate

Wake one day
maybe not another
don't blame fate
blame your Mother

you have a right to live
a right to die
a right leave
and they may cry
but you're on a Journey
not held by bounds
remember that
when they drop your ass
in the ground
for you travel on
the journey
just keeps rolling along
so don't be afraid to take
the next damn step
and know
one day
they'll catch up yet

~~~~~ Scene's you'd never see , if not for people just like me ~~~~~

Setting up mom for blame!

https://www.familyeducation.com/life/par...ther-blame
02-22-2017, 07:51 PM #51
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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hell yes , I lay blame where Blame belongs , if that damn Bitch would
have kept her Legs closed , her Egg wouldn't have been spermed ,,
and I wouldn't be here to suffer this Crap with ya'all .

stupid Wench could have used Birth Control .
But NO , she had to spread and let some little spermatozoa swim up and Jump that
Egg's ass ,,,
now look , I gotta be here for 62 freakin' years and put up with ya'all .
DAMN IT !
02-22-2017, 09:12 PM #52
Adde Member
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chuckle.gif Isn't that the story of everyone's life?
02-22-2017, 11:03 PM #53
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(02-22-2017, 09:12 PM)Adde Wrote:  chuckle.gif Isn't that the story of everyone's life?

If it is , we're beyond saving , coulda been worse I suppose ,,

I could have been born to something that eats it's own young
02-22-2017, 11:06 PM #54
Accidental Stoner Member
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İmage
02-23-2017, 04:30 PM #55
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(02-22-2017, 07:51 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  hell yes , I lay blame where Blame belongs , if that damn Bitch would
have kept her Legs closed , her Egg wouldn't have been spermed ,,
and I wouldn't be here to suffer this Crap with ya'all .

stupid Wench could have used Birth Control .
But NO , she had to spread and let some little spermatozoa swim up and Jump that
Egg's ass ,,,
now look , I gotta be here for 62 freakin' years and put up with ya'all .
DAMN IT !

Yeah and the same can be said for your papa who didn't keep it in his pants.

Face it Rog, you had fun in those 62 years, didn't ya?
02-23-2017, 10:39 PM #56
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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dried out old Feminist statement .

" Man more powerful , woman a victim , she not at fault , HE IS ! "

shït , damn women been using their bait to cause all kind shït in the world .

( gotta watch it with me , I'll say anything to anyone , use their comments
as ammunition to piss them off ))))))))))))((((((((((
02-25-2017, 08:57 PM #57
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,616 Threads:399 Joined:Jun 2012
(02-23-2017, 10:39 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  dried out old Feminist statement .

" Man more powerful , woman a victim , she not at fault , HE IS ! "

shït , damn women been using their bait to cause all kind shït in the world .

( gotta watch it with me , I'll say anything to anyone , use their comments
as ammunition to piss them off ))))))))))))((((((((((

It's called a double standard, just for the record, and you don't piss me off. I have gone beyond knee jerk reactions at my stage in life. And those words, are not my words, they are yours, so get real man.



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