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02-26-2017 02:11 PM#1
failboatbanned lol
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one more reason not to visit australia

do you have any spare batteries?
02-26-2017 02:27 PM#2
OctoMother Superior
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Burn the house down!

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02-26-2017 02:37 PM#3
KreeperGriobhtha
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Oh FFS...

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02-26-2017 02:42 PM#4
White Ribboncall me
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
They should have just sprayed it with bug spray.. Then watch it die. Or I would have hit it with a shoe on the flyscreen side and squashed it dead against the glass..

I've been bitten by spiders a few times this summer, didn't see it happen, but had big bites on me, that took a few weeks to clear up.. Had an allergic reaction to it..

Just put disinfectant on it and took allergy pills.. As you do.. Most spiders don't kill you..

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They would kill failboat though cause octo said he is a big pussy..

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02-26-2017 02:42 PM#5
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
ğck ...that sumbitch is HUGE! aaah2.gif

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02-26-2017 02:44 PM#6
White Ribboncall me
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
That's a small spider I thought..

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02-26-2017 02:47 PM#7
KreeperGriobhtha
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
(02-26-2017 02:42 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  They should have just sprayed it with bug spray.. Then watch it die. Or I would have hit it with a shoe on the flyscreen side and squashed it dead against the glass..

Exactly! It's a ğkking spider!

The spider ran up the screen and they stood there staring at it in confusion. I sat here thinking, "Look at them. They are the top of the ğkking food chain and they are confounded by something a few inches long. What an embarrassment."

İmage
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-26-2017 06:13 PM#8
OctoMother Superior
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
(02-26-2017 02:47 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Exactly! It's a ƒükking spider!

Exactly! aaah2.gif

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02-26-2017 06:24 PM#9
UniqueStrangerArt in my heart
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
(02-26-2017 06:13 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(02-26-2017 02:47 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Exactly! It's a ƒükking spider!

Exactly! aaah2.gif

İmage

Arachnophobia beats top of food chain thingie.

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02-26-2017 06:40 PM#10
AddeMember
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
That gave me the heebie jeebies. I don't deal with those very well.
02-26-2017 06:57 PM#11
failboatbanned lol
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
(02-26-2017 06:40 PM)Adde Wrote:  That gave me the heebie jeebies. I don't deal with those very well.

i totally freaked out. blonde.gif




do you have any spare batteries?
02-26-2017 07:02 PM#12
AddeMember
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
lmao.gif I can relate.
02-26-2017 08:35 PM#13
ohnobodyIncognitoAnonymous
 
RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Yea... Put it outside about twenty feet from the house...
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02-26-2017 11:47 PM#14
ocker1Member
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
yous've bin warned !

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03-01-2017 10:40 PM#15
eclipsedMember
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
spiders use scalar waves.

i would have simply used a pitcher and flat sheet of paper and tossed his behind outside.

weve got large brown house spiders, almost that same size.the mother carries the egg sac until it hatches.
i saw her in the bathroom and i didnt say anything to him because hes always killing them..but to fair, i DID warn her.

anyway, the next morning hes taking his first morning sit down and i hear him scream.
lots of noise and then he comes out brushing himself off all over like mad.
the egg sac had hatched above his head.
he said there were HUNDREDS of tiny baby spiders just falling down onto him, they were everywhere!
i have never told him i knew she was there.
he did slay her..
03-01-2017 10:46 PM#16
OctoMother Superior
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
I would have screamed like a little girl! scream.gif

What a nightmare... damned.gif
03-02-2017 03:18 AM#17
Accidental StonerMember
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
(03-01-2017 10:46 PM)Octo Wrote:  I would have screamed like a little girl! scream.gif

What a nightmare... damned.gif

So would I.
03-02-2017 11:28 AM#18
White Ribboncall me
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
My cats kill multiple spiders a day.. They are always playing with them..

If I ever saw a rat I would die.. They freak me out to a crazy level..
03-02-2017 12:21 PM#19
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Don't the Aussie spiders kill the rats?

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03-02-2017 12:49 PM#20
White Ribboncall me
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
No.

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03-02-2017 12:49 PM#21
White Ribboncall me
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Snakes eat rats. We have a lot of snakes..

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03-02-2017 01:11 PM#22
ocker1Member
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
(03-02-2017 12:49 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Snakes eat rats. We have a lot of snakes..

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its them trouser snakes the sheilas have gotta worry about

03-02-2017 01:43 PM#23
White Ribboncall me
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Trouser snakes are deadly, wild animals. Who knows what they will do..

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03-02-2017 03:09 PM#24
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Spitting cobras.

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03-02-2017 03:53 PM#25
OctoMother Superior
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
I don't mind snakes so much, not even trouser snakes

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03-02-2017 04:35 PM#26
UniqueStrangerArt in my heart
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
(03-02-2017 01:11 PM)ocker1 Wrote:  
(03-02-2017 12:49 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Snakes eat rats. We have a lot of snakes..

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its them trouser snakes the sheilas have gotta worry about

Why should they worry? Is there something that we should know about to give us another reason not to visit Australia and sample the locals, I mean local offerings. chuckle.gif
03-02-2017 11:03 PM#27
White Ribboncall me
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
(03-02-2017 03:53 PM)Octo Wrote:  I don't mind snakes so much, not even trouser snakes

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I once had a trouser snake enter my mouth, I couldn't get it out..

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03-03-2017 07:13 AM#28
OctoMother Superior
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Did it spit in your mouth?

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03-03-2017 07:36 AM#29
White Ribboncall me
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
It spat twice. I just swallowed. Seemed like the right thing to do..

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03-03-2017 10:06 AM#30
JayRodneyⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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RE: one more reason not to visit australia
Yeah, snakes are always like... I won't spit in your mouth...

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