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03-28-2018, 03:36 AM #1
Leopard Incognito
 
Think about it.

What use does society have for an 18 year old male ?

He's inexperienced in anything whatsoever.
He has nothing but a big stupid ass mouth.
He parrots things.
He's an atrocious, even dangerous parent.
He's stupid.
He has no job skills.
He has a useless diploma that says that he is just barely literate.
He's statistucally just as likely to be killed than to live.

He still can't tell the difference between a creepo and a decent person.
He still gives a fuck what a creepo thinks of him.
He still goes boo hoo, because he mated with a creepo and now the creepo does to him what creepos do to everybody.

He still thinks he's ready to take on the world, right after coming out of his mom's baby factory.


Society has no use for that.
none.

So why shouldn't he be drafted, since that's all he's good for ?
03-28-2018, 04:32 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,611 Threads:242 Joined:Feb 2011
(03-28-2018, 03:36 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Think about it.

What use does society have for an 18 year old male ?

He's inexperienced in anything whatsoever.
He has nothing but a big stupid ass mouth.
He parrots things.
He's an atrocious, even dangerous parent.
He's stupid.
He has no job skills.
He has a useless diploma that says that he is just barely literate.
He's statistucally just as likely to be killed than to live.

He still can't tell the difference between a creepo and a decent person.
He still gives a ğck what a creepo thinks of him.
He still goes boo hoo, because he mated with a creepo and now the creepo does to him what creepos do to everybody.

He still thinks he's ready to take on the world, right after coming out of his mom's baby factory.


Society has no use for that.
none.

So why shouldn't he be drafted, since that's all he's good for ?

ya know , come to think of it , you just described evey dude under 60 years of age
in America .

Draft every Guy under sixty I say

and every Woman over 40 .

hell , make that every woman over 30 , most have had kids by then , let em go fight
for their kids instead of me .

tie the tubes on the rest .

Now we're talking a Perfect World .

oh , and be sure I get a lifetime supply of Rubbers too .
03-28-2018, 06:09 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,660 Threads:1,594 Joined:Feb 2011
(03-28-2018, 03:36 AM)Leopard Wrote:  Think about it.

What use does society have for an 18 year old male ?

He's inexperienced in anything whatsoever.
He has nothing but a big stupid ass mouth.
He parrots things.
He's an atrocious, even dangerous parent.
He's stupid.
He has no job skills.
He has a useless diploma that says that he is just barely literate.
He's statistucally just as likely to be killed than to live.

He still can't tell the difference between a creepo and a decent person.
He still gives a ğck what a creepo thinks of him.
He still goes boo hoo, because he mated with a creepo and now the creepo does to him what creepos do to everybody.

He still thinks he's ready to take on the world, right after coming out of his mom's baby factory.


Society has no use for that.
none.

So why shouldn't he be drafted, since that's all he's good for ?

Speak for yourself
03-28-2018, 05:15 PM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,641 Threads:80 Joined:Feb 2011
My best career advice to the young
is look into becoming a professional
bullshitter.

Academics a wee bit more tranquil
than law or politics.

But just look at that brand new high
school star politician in the U.S. - he
already got a couple of marketing
agents, future media prospects etc.

Make your victimhood your bread
- and prosper!

Happy whining! cheers.gif
Random German Guy Show this Post
03-29-2018, 03:09 PM #5
Random German Guy Incognito
 
(03-28-2018, 05:15 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  My best career advice to the young
is look into becoming a professional
bullshitter.

chuckle.gif By those standards I should be a success.
03-29-2018, 03:10 PM #6
Strigoi Diavolul
Posts:1,784 Threads:92 Joined:Mar 2011
rofl2.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
03-29-2018, 03:47 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,169 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
(03-28-2018, 05:15 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  My best career advice to the young
is look into becoming a professional
bullshitter.

A televangelist?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-29-2018, 09:17 PM #8
RLK Incognito
 
chuckle.gif And car salesman, undertakers, fortune tellers, CNN's entire staff, I'm going to stop this now before I get on a roll.
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
03-29-2018, 09:23 PM #9
Anonymous Kritter Incognito
 
Undertakers? How so?
03-30-2018, 10:01 PM #10
uncle thanky Member
Posts:20 Threads:4 Joined:Mar 2018
(03-29-2018, 09:23 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Undertakers? How so?

Everybody's Dying to get in?
chuckle.gif
03-30-2018, 10:13 PM #11
Adde All in Moderation
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chuckle.gif FTW



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