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2 people die and 3 injured trying to retrieve brand new cell phone from cesspool
06-09-2014, 09:00 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Ok, it's worth more than 75 cents, but still... damned.gif

Two people died and three were injured after wading into a cesspool's knee-deep filth in an attempt to retrieve a woman's mobile phone and rescue those who fainted.

The two fatalities were the woman's husband and mother-in-law, a local newspaper reported.

The tragedy unfolded after the young woman in Xinxiang city, Henan, accidentally dropped her brand new phone into a cesspit when she went to the open-pit toilet on Wednesday, according to local newspaper Dahe Daily.

Her husband jumped in to find the 2,000-yuan (HK$2,510) phone but he could not breathe and soon lost consciousness.

Then, the husband's mother jumped in to save him but she, too, soon lost consciousness. In panic, the young woman followed and suffered the same fate.

Read the whole story here: http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1...hile-going
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06-09-2014, 10:09 PM #2
failboat Incognito Anonymous
never buy something you cant afford in the first line...
06-09-2014, 10:38 PM #3
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06-10-2014, 01:03 AM #4
bohica Member
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Yankees could probably tell you the story of the guy who got his hand jammed into the toilet on the Long Island Rail Road, (no, not by the home for wayward girls, so Octo is not part of this story).

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
06-10-2014, 01:56 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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06-10-2014, 06:11 AM #6
Below Average Genius Member
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All for some sh!tty phone. :rimshot:

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
06-10-2014, 06:12 AM #7
Below Average Genius Member
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Moral of the story: Don't dive into Godzilla's stuff.

Pray for me. hug.gif

Your prayers have worked like crazy. Maybe one of these days I won't have any behavior issues.  
06-10-2014, 07:27 PM #8
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,255 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
A man and a dog go fishing...

Dog jumps into pond splashing and playing around...

Man sees dog and thinks dogs drowning...

Man jumps into water and drowns...

Dog doggie paddles back to shore...

Dog sees man sinking and barks wtf...
06-10-2014, 07:46 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,340 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
and her reply to the last text was never sent ?

Ah Gee ,,, that's criminal ,, she should have been thrown into a pit of shït .
06-10-2014, 09:17 PM #10
blind prophet Member
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I've heard it said that a good man will swim shark infested waters to bring you a glass of lemonade.

Honey you should have married a good man, I aint swimming in sheehat for just about anything.

I turned myself to consider wisdom and madness and folly
The wise man’s eyes are in his head,
But the fool walks in darkness.
Yet I myself perceived
That the same event happens to them all.
06-10-2014, 09:59 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,190 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
I hope she was posting a "do you view your poo" thread on some conspiracy forum
06-10-2014, 10:21 PM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,340 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
There are some really stupid people

In 1945 during gas rationing ,,,

Jay , an Arkansas teenager

crept up to a car on a used car lot

intending to steal the gas out of it .

taking off the gas cap , he lit a match to see down the filler tube
to find out if any gas was in the tank ,,,,


rescuers had to put out the flames on the tree he landed in , before they could
get him out of it .

That's right , he had flown over 20 feet and landed in a Tree , setting it on fire
with his burning cloths .

40 years later , at a diner , Jay related the story to me of the night it happened .

Guess what Business he owned .

That's right , he owned a Gas station ,,,, and ,,,,, a Used Car Lot .

But he stayed out of tree's after that .



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