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2 women meet while on their way to Heaven's gate ......
09-09-2015, 03:30 PM #1
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2 women meet while on their way to Heaven's gate ......

Sylvia : Hi Sherry.
Sherry: Hi! you're dead as well? How did you die?

Sylvia: I froze to death.
Sherry: How horrible!

Sylvia: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

Sherry: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Sylvia: So, what happened?

Sherry: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic & searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet & checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, & finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack & died.

Sylvia: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
09-09-2015, 04:49 PM #2
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I thought it was about the other Heaven's Gate blonde.gif

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They would have ended up dead either way.
09-09-2015, 05:22 PM #3
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Hahahah!

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