I think voting booth should have been number one.
I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
I must have taken a dump in, what, literary
thousands of different bathrooms (all over
NW Europe, if you wanna stretch it) in
castles, luxury hotels, crappy tourist B&B's,
yachts, ferries, apartments flashy & poor,
blown-out ghetto squats, barracks etc etc
- but sum total all TP-roll holder devices squeak.
No matter the make nor the look of them.
Not only do they squeak - they do it on those
very special frequenzies which are damned
sure to SHOUT to the entire building:
"HEEEEY! YES, I AM TAKING A shït! IT IS GOING RATHER WELL/POORLY/AVERAGE!" etc.
What's up with that?
Good old outhouse STFU, at least.
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