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07-06-2015, 08:10 PM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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About the time that Santa first got stoned
smoking a Pot Pipe
while riding his brand new Drone

I walked the street seeking another ride
came across a Volvo , with seats covered in hide

Asking price was high
for such an old Machine
Thought to give a try
after I got it clean

Now the Beepers Puppy
sits in the front seat
sipping cuppy
held between her feet

watching road side
for a squirrel
Beepers can't hide
fact she's a Naughty Girl

$200 , yes , I talked the man down
from $700
so we could cruise this town

1986 Volvo 240
station wagon
07-06-2015, 08:12 PM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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back up and slide
slippery and wet
as you bounce inside
07-06-2015, 08:14 PM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Gotta Brag about the recent buy

this Volvo sips gas , and man what a grocery getter

we stuff 5 bikes in this thing during our Garage Sale scavenging

it paid for itself already
07-06-2015, 08:31 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Cool ride Rog, and a great find thumbsup.gif I'm sure Beepers is very happy with it.
07-06-2015, 11:22 PM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Sweet!! Sure doesn't look like a '86. Nice find
07-07-2015, 04:21 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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killer find Rog' hi5.gif you don't find those deals every day.

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07-07-2015, 06:44 AM #7
fritzy ritz Member
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Oh that is one sweet set of wheels! Congrats!

Did you give your car a name yet?
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07-07-2015, 07:18 AM #8
ohnobody Incognito Anonymous
 
If anyone could "talk" some salesperson down... It would be you Rog.
hypnotoad.gif
07-08-2015, 01:54 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Beepers Puppy named it Solstice

she says cause it is the ,,,,

never mind , I think i was making shït up again

I haven't named it yet

Beepers probably has a name for it ,,, but won't say
because she doesn't like to cuss

Beepers likes cloth seats

she says the leather gets to hot on her binnie hind during summer

and too cold during winter

she's spoiled ya know
07-08-2015, 01:57 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(07-07-2015, 07:18 AM)ohnobody Wrote:  If anyone could "talk" some salesperson down... It would be you Rog.
hypnotoad.gif

your not the first to say that,,, you should watch me in action

people get hypnotized by me ,,, some just give me items and pay me money to take them

it's unreal , the deals I fall into

tomorrow is a car auction

ooooo boy
07-08-2015, 02:00 AM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(07-06-2015, 11:22 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Sweet!! Sure doesn't look like a '86. Nice find


this is what it look like when I bought it Shadow


the shine job was my doing

I use " Go-Jo Hand cleaner as a Buffing compound

makes the cars paint like new

I so smart , That I just want to marry me

tee hee
07-08-2015, 02:03 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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This is an $800 Surly Long Haul Trucker I bought for $120

I just sold it on Craigslist for $400

not bad ,, $280 profit in less than 4 hours
07-08-2015, 02:06 AM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh look, a bike with an actual rack thumbsup.gif
07-08-2015, 02:06 AM #14
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Took this pic when we got back from gleaning garage sales

loaded down with bikes

I also got a $200 Magellan Road Mate GPS

for free , brand new unopened in the box

Estate sale , the dead lady never installed it in her car
her relative didn't know what it was

it was the last minute of the sale

I asked how much

she said " Ah , you can just have it Honey "

yippie for the Hippie ,,, I shouted

tee hee
07-08-2015, 02:07 AM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(07-08-2015, 02:00 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I so smart , That I just want to marry me


lmao.gif Can you do that legally in Oregon?

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