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2013 PREDICTIONS
12-28-2012, 06:52 PM #1
misterbumps Member
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Happy New Year Kritters

Having just read a 2013 predictions piece by the BBC I wonder what my fellow Kritters think will be the main headlines for the year to come...

I think that Bibi will get re-elected and the very next day declare war on Iran. As such the whole of the Middle East will erupt and by the end of the year the gulf region will be reconstructed to suit the victors. I think Japan and China will engage each other in small conflicts due to the disputed South China Seas. The U.K will pull completely out of the Euro. The E.U will continue to lurch forward as Italy and Spain both declare the need for bailouts. The E.C.B however will not be able to help. The U.S government will declare bankruptcy due to the looming fiscal cliff and riots will ensue. A new Mayan Calender will be dug up and a new ‘End of World’ date will be fornicated over.

A one world government will emerge towards the end of the year led by a resurrected Michael Jackson who will eventually die once again due to a power struggle with David De Rothschild over who the real Jesus Christ is. This event will be televised and hosted by Simon Cowell. The P.O.O will expose themselves and turn out to be a little old lady living in the foothills of Ethiopia, Jenna Jameson, my local milkman and Justin Bieber. Aliens will come to earth and offer to clear the financial debts of the world in exchange for a place to crash. Their cheque will bounce of course. The moon will fall out of the sky and land in the pacific. There will be a race to pin a national flag on it, won by goat herders from Afghanistan. Someone will bite into it and realise that the moon is truly made of cheese. Obama will quit as President and take the lead in the new Star Wars film, an even newer hope and I will win the Nobel peace prize for my efforts in leading the laziest existence known to man...



I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-28-2012, 07:12 PM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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They say you make your own future.



Youth demonstrations will become more violent? damned.gif
12-28-2012, 07:18 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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I have a more optimistic outlook for the next year.

All heavenly bodies will unexpectedly align as we enter the belt of divine consciousness. This will cause everybody's to shift to a more enlightened state of existence and flowering meadows will spring up everywhere, where beasts and kittens and puppies frolic together in perfect harmony. All humans will seize hating and embrace their neighbors all across borders. Nobody will be hungry or thirsty and everybody will be slim, healthy and beautiful inside out.

Nancy Leider will be made Empress of the World and her flying zeta monkeys her ambassadors.

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12-28-2012, 07:23 PM #4
misterbumps Member
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(12-28-2012, 07:18 PM)Octo Wrote:  lmao.gif


I have a more optimistic outlook for the next year.

All heavenly bodies will unexpectedly align as we enter the belt of divine consciousness. This will cause everybody's to shift to a more enlightened state of existence and flowering meadows will spring up everywhere, where beasts and kittens and puppies frolic together in perfect harmony. All humans will seize hating and embrace their neighbors all across borders. Nobody will be hungry or thirsty and everybody will be slim, healthy and beautiful inside out.

Nancy Leider will be made Empress of the World and her flying zeta monkeys her ambassadors.

coffeetime.gif

i could live in that world for sure! I want a flying zeta monkey...

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-28-2012, 07:23 PM #5
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
My predictions:

Monsanto will still suck and be evil.
Al Gore will get rich selling carbon credits.
The fiscal cliff will not be resolved, causing another depression.
The Leafs will not win the Stanley Cup.

coffeetime.gif

Biere.
12-28-2012, 07:34 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,898 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
The main headlines will be:

Earthquake devastates all of Japan's re-started nuclear plants and the new PM says that there is nothing to worry about and that there nothing to see here. The anti-nuclear protestors rallied in front of the PMs office, as they do every Friday night, and sang "Oye como va" in English, which infuriated the PM and he called in the riot squads.

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/oye-como-v...-goes.html

European countries vote to use only one currency...the 'burro'.

The US hockey team wins one game against Mongolia after a long-standing loss, lasting 30 years.

Our solar system will align with the Andromeda system and this will begin the new era of doomsters predicting end of world dates.

12-28-2012, 08:38 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,286 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  Happy New Year Kritters

Having just read a 2013 predictions piece by the BBC I wonder what my fellow Kritters think will be the main headlines for the year to come...

I think that Bibi will get re-elected and the very next day declare war on Iran. As such the whole of the Middle East will erupt and by the end of the year the gulf region will be reconstructed to suit the victors. I think Japan and China will engage each other in small conflicts due to the disputed South China Seas. The U.K will pull completely out of the Euro. The E.U will continue to lurch forward as Italy and Spain both declare the need for bailouts. The E.C.B however will not be able to help. The U.S government will declare bankruptcy due to the looming fiscal cliff and riots will ensue. A new Mayan Calender will be dug up and a new ‘End of World’ date will be fornicated over.

A one world government will emerge towards the end of the year led by a resurrected Michael Jackson who will eventually die once again due to a power struggle with David De Rothschild over who the real Jesus Christ is. This event will be televised and hosted by Simon Cowell. The P.O.O will expose themselves and turn out to be a little old lady living in the foothills of Ethiopia, Jenna Jameson, my local milkman and Justin Bieber. Aliens will come to earth and offer to clear the financial debts of the world in exchange for a place to crash. Their cheque will bounce of course. The moon will fall out of the sky and land in the pacific. There will be a race to pin a national flag on it, won by goat herders from Afghanistan. Someone will bite into it and realise that the moon is truly made of cheese. Obama will quit as President and take the lead in the new Star Wars film, an even newer hope and I will win the Nobel peace prize for my efforts in leading the laziest existence known to man...


lmao.gif That's great, I have a lot to look forward to.

wonder.gif
12-28-2012, 08:54 PM #8
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-28-2012, 07:34 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  The main headlines will be:

Earthquake devastates all of Japan's re-started nuclear plants and the new PM says that there is nothing to worry about and that there nothing to see here. The anti-nuclear protestors rallied in front of the PMs office, as they do every Friday night, and sang "Oye como va" in English, which infuriated the PM and he called in the riot squads.

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/oye-como-v...-goes.html

European countries vote to use only one currency...the 'burro'.

The US hockey team wins one game against Mongolia after a long-standing loss, lasting 30 years.

Our solar system will align with the Andromeda system and this will begin the new era of doomsters predicting end of world dates.


vic.gif

Biere.
12-28-2012, 09:10 PM #9
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,898 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(12-28-2012, 08:54 PM)yankees Wrote:  
(12-28-2012, 07:34 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  The main headlines will be:

Earthquake devastates all of Japan's re-started nuclear plants and the new PM says that there is nothing to worry about and that there nothing to see here. The anti-nuclear protestors rallied in front of the PMs office, as they do every Friday night, and sang "Oye como va" in English, which infuriated the PM and he called in the riot squads.

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/oye-como-v...-goes.html

European countries vote to use only one currency...the 'burro'.

The US hockey team wins one game against Mongolia after a long-standing loss, lasting 30 years.

Our solar system will align with the Andromeda system and this will begin the new era of doomsters predicting end of world dates.


vic.gif


beerbong.gif Drink more beer Yankees, then it won't matter so much. chuckle.gif
12-28-2012, 09:11 PM #10
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gifbeerbong.gif

Biere.
12-29-2012, 12:17 AM #11
misterbumps Member
Posts:1,051 Threads:38 Joined:Apr 2012
(12-28-2012, 08:38 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  Happy New Year Kritters

Having just read a 2013 predictions piece by the BBC I wonder what my fellow Kritters think will be the main headlines for the year to come...

I think that Bibi will get re-elected and the very next day declare war on Iran. As such the whole of the Middle East will erupt and by the end of the year the gulf region will be reconstructed to suit the victors. I think Japan and China will engage each other in small conflicts due to the disputed South China Seas. The U.K will pull completely out of the Euro. The E.U will continue to lurch forward as Italy and Spain both declare the need for bailouts. The E.C.B however will not be able to help. The U.S government will declare bankruptcy due to the looming fiscal cliff and riots will ensue. A new Mayan Calender will be dug up and a new ‘End of World’ date will be fornicated over.

A one world government will emerge towards the end of the year led by a resurrected Michael Jackson who will eventually die once again due to a power struggle with David De Rothschild over who the real Jesus Christ is. This event will be televised and hosted by Simon Cowell. The P.O.O will expose themselves and turn out to be a little old lady living in the foothills of Ethiopia, Jenna Jameson, my local milkman and Justin Bieber. Aliens will come to earth and offer to clear the financial debts of the world in exchange for a place to crash. Their cheque will bounce of course. The moon will fall out of the sky and land in the pacific. There will be a race to pin a national flag on it, won by goat herders from Afghanistan. Someone will bite into it and realise that the moon is truly made of cheese. Obama will quit as President and take the lead in the new Star Wars film, an even newer hope and I will win the Nobel peace prize for my efforts in leading the laziest existence known to man...


lmao.gif That's great, I have a lot to look forward to.


michael jackson and afghan goat herders - you heard it here first!!!!!

happy new year guys. Hopefully and I wish it will be a peaceful year when war becomes a bygone word, bankers suddenly become saints and everyone gets what they want....

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-29-2012, 12:21 AM #12
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,618 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Happy new year to you Misterbumps. hug.gif Make it a great one. cheers.gif
12-29-2012, 12:23 AM #13
AniMeyhem! Member
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None of these predictions have enough DOOOOOOM in them...
12-29-2012, 12:24 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,286 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
beercheer.gif Have a great New Year Mr. B! We have plans that involve beer in 2013 chuckle.gif

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12-29-2012, 12:24 AM #15
misterbumps Member
Posts:1,051 Threads:38 Joined:Apr 2012
(12-29-2012, 12:23 AM)AniMeyhem! Wrote:  None of these predictions have enough DOOOOOOM in them...


lol.gif c'mon michael jackson back from the dead and justin bieber as a member of the poo - what do you want....!

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?



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