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12-29-2012, 12:26 AM #16
misterbumps Member
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gawd bless ya jr and octo. Have a great one and keep up the good work with the site. I am loving the snow background you've added.beercheer.gifhi5.gif

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-29-2012, 12:29 AM #17
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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S.S.D.Y., QE5, more debt, lindsey lohan will get her bathroom redone by pretty gay designer and the duchess will whelp another prince. My kid will move out (again) and my company will make me be a plot monkey frolicing with the grizzly bears up Wolverine Creek without a gun because Sandy Hook happened.

It's all good beercheer.gif
12-29-2012, 12:37 AM #18
misterbumps Member
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(12-29-2012, 12:29 AM)Shadow Wrote:  S.S.D.Y., QE5, more debt, lindsey lohan will get her bathroom redone by pretty gay designer and the duchess will whelp another prince. My kid will move out (again) and my company will make me be a plot monkey frolicing with the grizzly bears up Wolverine Creek without a gun because Sandy Hook happened.

It's all good beercheer.gif


lol.gif damn it I knew I missed something....Lindsey Lohan. I'm suspecting she might be part of the poo now...
happy new year shadowbeercheer.gif

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-29-2012, 12:43 AM #19
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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chuckle.gif There's got to be some reason she's front page news, but i really don't know what it is.

Happy New Year Misterbumps, I hope we can all look forward to peace and good health in 2013. hug.gif
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12-29-2012, 10:45 AM #20
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10% more doom, 20% less hope, 30% more despair, and 40% less laughter. Peachy!
12-29-2012, 04:21 PM #21
misterbumps Member
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(12-29-2012, 12:43 AM)Shadow Wrote:  chuckle.gif There's got to be some reason she's front page news, but i really don't know what it is.

Happy New Year Misterbumps, I hope we can all look forward to peace and good health in 2013. hug.gif


thanks shadow and the same to you too. Yes, peace and good health is all we really need.

hug.gif


I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-29-2012, 04:22 PM #22
misterbumps Member
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(12-29-2012, 10:45 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  10% more doom, 20% less hope, 30% more despair, and 40% less laughter. Peachy!


lol.gif

percentages eh? you must be a politician!


I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-30-2012, 12:58 AM #23
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Aliens will come from planet zog and they will teach us to be happy with nature, not to want things all the time.
They will teach us to talk first to our pets and then with wild animals.
They will teach us to care for one another and not be bitchy, we will help our neighbours in any way they need.
We will not discard people just because they don't have money or health. Yes really looking forward to our new year. Happy new year everyone! hug.gif
12-30-2012, 01:57 AM #24
misterbumps Member
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(12-30-2012, 12:58 AM)Athenagoddess Wrote:  Aliens will come from planet zog and they will teach us to be happy with nature, not to want things all the time.
They will teach us to talk first to our pets and then with wild animals.
They will teach us to care for one another and not be bitchy, we will help our neighbours in any way they need.
We will not discard people just because they don't have money or health. Yes really looking forward to our new year. Happy new year everyone! hug.gif


like the idea of being able to commune with animals. happy new year athena hi5.gif

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-30-2012, 02:12 AM #25
Octo Mother Superior
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(12-30-2012, 12:58 AM)Athenagoddess Wrote:  Aliens will come from planet zog and they will teach us to be happy with nature, not to want things all the time.
They will teach us to talk first to our pets and then with wild animals.
They will teach us to care for one another and not be bitchy, we will help our neighbours in any way they need.
We will not discard people just because they don't have money or health. Yes really looking forward to our new year. Happy new year everyone! hug.gif


I didn't really need aliens for that hug.gif I wish you the best of health for 2013!
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12-30-2012, 03:04 AM #26
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(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  Happy New Year Kritters

Having just read a 2013 predictions piece by the BBC I wonder what my fellow Kritters think will be the main headlines for the year to come...

I think that Bibi will get re-elected and the very next day declare war on Iran. As such the whole of the Middle East will erupt and by the end of the year the gulf region will be reconstructed to suit the victors. I think Japan and China will engage each other in small conflicts due to the disputed South China Seas. The U.K will pull completely out of the Euro. The E.U will continue to lurch forward as Italy and Spain both declare the need for bailouts. The E.C.B however will not be able to help. The U.S government will declare bankruptcy due to the looming fiscal cliff and riots will ensue. A new Mayan Calender will be dug up and a new ‘End of World’ date will be fornicated over.

A one world government will emerge towards the end of the year led by a resurrected Michael Jackson who will eventually die once again due to a power struggle with David De Rothschild over who the real Jesus Christ is. This event will be televised and hosted by Simon Cowell. The P.O.O will expose themselves and turn out to be a little old lady living in the foothills of Ethiopia, Jenna Jameson, my local milkman and Justin Bieber. Aliens will come to earth and offer to clear the financial debts of the world in exchange for a place to crash. Their cheque will bounce of course. The moon will fall out of the sky and land in the pacific. There will be a race to pin a national flag on it, won by goat herders from Afghanistan. Someone will bite into it and realise that the moon is truly made of cheese. Obama will quit as President and take the lead in the new Star Wars film, an even newer hope and I will win the Nobel peace prize for my efforts in leading the laziest existence known to man...


The United States of America is bankrupt. Literally. The country has been bankrupt since June 5, 1933, when Franklin Roosevelt and the Congress passed and signed the relevant legislation.

We are already in bankruptcy. When that happened, the Federal Reserve was created and the USA was bailed out by the bankers in exchange for human labor collateral. Hence, the Industrial Revolution.
12-30-2012, 07:44 AM #27
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2013 is going to suck about as much as 2012 since we reelected the economy killing BHO.

Feinstein will try for gun control and get bitch slapped by senators representing states populated by sane people.

JRM will peddle his doom and gloom to the MooreTards, but this year the MooreTards will be ignored.

Anyone peddling "end of the world in 2013" will be a laughingstock, "that is so last year". After all - all the major doom outlets predicted the end, and here we are. How accurate were those bozos in 2012?

UFOs will be popular. UFO hoaxes will get better. The "Rod" stories will come around again.

2012 da 14 will be fun to watch. Ison will be brighter. If 2012 da 14 strikes Montana the 1 mile wide crater will become a tourist attraction.

There will be wars and rumors of wars.

Oh, the PaulTards will be out in force but dissed by everyone but other Paultards.

The reelected BHO will continue his economic Harakiri (腹切り).

The federal government will continue to try to take freedoms away.

12-30-2012, 07:54 AM #28
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(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  Happy New Year Kritters

Having just read a 2013 predictions piece by the BBC I wonder what my fellow Kritters think will be the main headlines for the year to come...

I think that Bibi will get re-elected and the very next day declare war on Iran. As such the whole of the Middle East will erupt and by the end of the year the gulf region will be reconstructed to suit the victors. I think Japan and China will engage each other in small conflicts due to the disputed South China Seas. The U.K will pull completely out of the Euro. The E.U will continue to lurch forward as Italy and Spain both declare the need for bailouts. The E.C.B however will not be able to help. The U.S government will declare bankruptcy due to the looming fiscal cliff and riots will ensue. A new Mayan Calender will be dug up and a new ‘End of World’ date will be fornicated over.


This actually sounds reasonable.

(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  A one world government will emerge towards the end of the year led by a resurrected Michael Jackson who will eventually die once again due to a power struggle with David De Rothschild over who the real Jesus Christ is. This event will be televised and hosted by Simon Cowell. The P.O.O will expose themselves and turn out to be a little old lady living in the foothills of Ethiopia, Jenna Jameson, my local milkman and Justin Bieber. Aliens will come to earth and offer to clear the financial debts of the world in exchange for a place to crash. Their cheque will bounce of course. The moon will fall out of the sky and land in the pacific. There will be a race to pin a national flag on it, won by goat herders from Afghanistan. Someone will bite into it and realise that the moon is truly made of cheese. Obama will quit as President and take the lead in the new Star Wars film, an even newer hope and I will win the Nobel peace prize for my efforts in leading the laziest existence known to man...

Michael Jackson reincarnated, the POO are POS? WTF??? All of a sudden you turn off the road and start driving through the trees.
12-30-2012, 09:04 AM #29
misterbumps Member
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(12-30-2012, 07:54 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  
(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  Happy New Year Kritters

Having just read a 2013 predictions piece by the BBC I wonder what my fellow Kritters think will be the main headlines for the year to come...

I think that Bibi will get re-elected and the very next day declare war on Iran. As such the whole of the Middle East will erupt and by the end of the year the gulf region will be reconstructed to suit the victors. I think Japan and China will engage each other in small conflicts due to the disputed South China Seas. The U.K will pull completely out of the Euro. The E.U will continue to lurch forward as Italy and Spain both declare the need for bailouts. The E.C.B however will not be able to help. The U.S government will declare bankruptcy due to the looming fiscal cliff and riots will ensue. A new Mayan Calender will be dug up and a new ‘End of World’ date will be fornicated over.


This actually sounds reasonable.

(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  A one world government will emerge towards the end of the year led by a resurrected Michael Jackson who will eventually die once again due to a power struggle with David De Rothschild over who the real Jesus Christ is. This event will be televised and hosted by Simon Cowell. The P.O.O will expose themselves and turn out to be a little old lady living in the foothills of Ethiopia, Jenna Jameson, my local milkman and Justin Bieber. Aliens will come to earth and offer to clear the financial debts of the world in exchange for a place to crash. Their cheque will bounce of course. The moon will fall out of the sky and land in the pacific. There will be a race to pin a national flag on it, won by goat herders from Afghanistan. Someone will bite into it and realise that the moon is truly made of cheese. Obama will quit as President and take the lead in the new Star Wars film, an even newer hope and I will win the Nobel peace prize for my efforts in leading the laziest existence known to man...

Michael Jackson reincarnated, the POO are POS? WTF??? All of a sudden you turn off the road and start driving through the trees.


LOL - the first was serious and the second part a little fun..That's why I broke them down into two paragraphs..yay.gif

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-30-2012, 09:33 AM #30
misterbumps Member
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(12-30-2012, 09:04 AM)misterbumps Wrote:  
(12-30-2012, 07:54 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  
(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  Happy New Year Kritters

Having just read a 2013 predictions piece by the BBC I wonder what my fellow Kritters think will be the main headlines for the year to come...

I think that Bibi will get re-elected and the very next day declare war on Iran. As such the whole of the Middle East will erupt and by the end of the year the gulf region will be reconstructed to suit the victors. I think Japan and China will engage each other in small conflicts due to the disputed South China Seas. The U.K will pull completely out of the Euro. The E.U will continue to lurch forward as Italy and Spain both declare the need for bailouts. The E.C.B however will not be able to help. The U.S government will declare bankruptcy due to the looming fiscal cliff and riots will ensue. A new Mayan Calender will be dug up and a new ‘End of World’ date will be fornicated over.


This actually sounds reasonable.

(12-28-2012, 06:52 PM)misterbumps Wrote:  A one world government will emerge towards the end of the year led by a resurrected Michael Jackson who will eventually die once again due to a power struggle with David De Rothschild over who the real Jesus Christ is. This event will be televised and hosted by Simon Cowell. The P.O.O will expose themselves and turn out to be a little old lady living in the foothills of Ethiopia, Jenna Jameson, my local milkman and Justin Bieber. Aliens will come to earth and offer to clear the financial debts of the world in exchange for a place to crash. Their cheque will bounce of course. The moon will fall out of the sky and land in the pacific. There will be a race to pin a national flag on it, won by goat herders from Afghanistan. Someone will bite into it and realise that the moon is truly made of cheese. Obama will quit as President and take the lead in the new Star Wars film, an even newer hope and I will win the Nobel peace prize for my efforts in leading the laziest existence known to man...

Michael Jackson reincarnated, the POO are POS? WTF??? All of a sudden you turn off the road and start driving through the trees.


LOL - the first was serious and the second part a little fun....yay.gif


You gotta watch those goat herders from Afghan - they will be the new mossad....MJ is coming back; I believe this is more likely than the return of Christ! You cannot say that my milkman is not part of the poo; he's a devious son of a gun who occasionally does his job but most of the time forces me to buy milk from large corporations. When he does actually bring the milk it's gone off or comes with too much cream on top. I know his game...trying to make me ill or fat so when the time comes i'm weak for the taking.....! Justin Bieber and Jenna Jameson are devils in disguise as is Lindsey Lohan. The little old lady in Ethiopia has told them if they keep sucking the life out of young kids, highly sexed men and image concious females then each of them will get a large chunk of the world to preside over once the POO has fully taken control. I hear a rumour Jenna wants the Antarctic region because she's fed up of putting icecubes on her nipples before sex scenes. As for Obama it's not really about guns with him. What he wants is an introduction of lighsabres as long as is allowed the only pink one. As for my Nobel prize I'm waiting Oslo - it takes great skill and dedication to lead my life. I will however accept defeat to the dude from the big Lebowski....

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?



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