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3 men in Heaven Joke
01-31-2018, 02:57 PM #1
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Dave, John, and Sam were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.
As they entered the gates of heaven St. Peter told them that they can travel around Heaven eternally but by transport according to their past deeds.
“You, Dave, were a bad man.You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old Ford Model A.”
Next St. Peter looked at John and said, “You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon.”
St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, “You, Sam, have set a fine example.
You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife!
“For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.”

A short time later, John and Dave met Sam with his Ferrari but he looked sad and was crying.
“What’s wrong, Sam?” they asked. “You got the Ferrari! Why are you so down?”

Sam looked up,face covered in tears, then slowly opened his mouth and cried,
“I just
I just saw my wife go by on a skate board.”

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“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
01-31-2018, 11:40 PM #2
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02-01-2018, 02:15 AM #3
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They made a movie about her.

Legs wide open.
02-01-2018, 04:17 AM #4
Adde All in Moderation
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(01-31-2018, 11:40 PM)Meh Wrote:  Slut.

Trashy ho.

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02-01-2018, 10:24 AM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
02-01-2018, 03:52 PM #6
Strigoi Diavolul
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lmao.gif I think everything that needed said has already happened.

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02-01-2018, 06:08 PM #7
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Oh look, another sexist thread.
02-01-2018, 06:10 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh look, another troll.
02-01-2018, 06:21 PM #9
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uh huh...

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02-02-2018, 04:13 PM #10
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lmao2.gif This thread is messed up.
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02-05-2018, 07:51 AM #11
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02-05-2018, 08:36 PM #12
Meh Member
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(02-02-2018, 04:13 PM)Mars Wrote:  lmao2.gif This thread is messed up.

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