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5 Beers No Man (Or Woman) Should Drink After 25
04-17-2012, 06:28 PM #1
Kreeper Griobhtha
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5 Beers No Man (Or Woman) Should Drink After 25

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04-17-2012, 06:32 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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I split a can of Bud with JR once, that was plenty aaah2.gif
04-17-2012, 06:44 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Good thing you got rid of it before we invaded Finland to find the WMDs.


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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
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04-17-2012, 06:45 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Buttweiper is what my untreated bi-polar alcoholic sister drinks...


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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 06:49 PM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Last Thursday we unloaded 2 pallets of Budweiser, 360 flats, it's half gone yesterday. That shït flies out of that beer store like cheap talk from harper. lol
04-17-2012, 06:50 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Milwaukee’s Best is Milwaukee’s worst. bleh.gif
Keystone Light is Coors and piss.
Yeah Octo and I split a Buttwiper once, the damn things are only like 4.5% here and they don't reformulate it. It's the same 5% beer everywhere else only...
More watered down if you can believe that.

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04-17-2012, 06:52 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-17-2012, 06:49 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Last Thursday we unloaded 2 pallets of Budweiser, 360 flats, it's half gone yesterday. That shït flies out of that beer store like cheap talk from harper. lol


Canadians drink that stuff?
Molson, Moosehead and even Carling's Black label are better than than that abomination. damned.gif

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04-17-2012, 07:23 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Is Canadian Buttweiper different like the writer said?

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When I was in high school we called Milwaukee's Best the beast. Even then we knew it was crap. We still bought it though. It was like $3 a case.


I still rarely drank it. I was into


İmage İmage and İmage


Even in high school I had taste.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 07:30 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Confession time:


Forgive me liver for I have sinned...



We did drink Old Milwaukee pretty often, but it wasn't because we liked it or even because it was the cheapest.


It was the shotgun competitions...


What you do is cut the entire bar code out of the can, cover the hole with your mouth, turn the can upright and pop the top. First one to down their beer won. I could empty a can in less than two seconds...


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 07:33 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Oh yeah! The reason we drank Old Milwaukee was because, after extensive testing, we determined that Old Milwaukee put less air in your stomach than other beers. I don't know why, but you could shotgun many more Old Milwaukees without getting bloated.


They should use that as an advertising pitch!


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 07:44 PM #11
yankees skier
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Drink Local, Think Global. That's the moto of my local microbrew that I get my growlers filled up at.beercheer.gif

Biere.
04-17-2012, 07:45 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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All the buzz, none of the bloat. chuckle.gif

Maker's Mark is some fine ass Kentucky Bourbon, as close as I could come here is Jack, and it's not the same at all.
Prometheus brought a bottle of Jack silver label from the UK last time he visited Finland. Pricey stuff, but the best Whisky I've had in ages!
Kreeper, do you remember that awful beer called Red, White and Blue? It may have been an Indiana thing not sure, but it was so bad, the hangovers could last 2 days.
I realized along the line it was better to get some good ale, or something that I really enjoyed as opposed to mass quantity and hangovers.

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04-17-2012, 07:55 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-17-2012, 07:45 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  All the buzz, none of the bloat. chuckle.gif

Maker's Mark is some fine ass Kentucky Bourbon, as close as I could come here is Jack, and it's not the same at all.
Prometheus brought a bottle of Jack silver label from the UK last time he visited Finland. Pricey stuff, but the best Whisky I've had in ages!
Kreeper, do you remember that awful beer called Red, White and Blue? It may have been an Indiana thing not sure, but it was so bad, the hangovers could last 2 days.
I realized along the line it was better to get some good ale, or something that I really enjoyed as opposed to mass quantity and hangovers.


All of those are fine bourbons. Very smooth!


You mean this?


İmage

It was a Pabst brew.

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It ranked right up there with fine beverages as


İmage


You used to be able to get it at either Winn Dixie or A&P grocery stores. I can't remember which.


Yes, I'm serious...


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 07:57 PM #14
yankees skier
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If it costs less than water, it likely is too cheap to drink.

Biere.
04-17-2012, 07:58 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Special Lager Beer...


That was a typo. They meant logger cause it was liable to make you shït yourself.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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