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5 Strange Facts About the Pentagon's Anti-Zombie Plan
General Poe Show this Post
05-17-2014, 10:16 PM #1
General Poe Incognito Anonymous
 
http://news.yahoo.com/5-strange-facts-pe...06523.html

Citizens of the United States, breathe easy:
The Pentagon has a plan in case of a zombie attack.

http://www.livescience.com/34196-zombie-animals.html


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05-17-2014, 10:19 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,023 Threads:1,474 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh we're plenty prepared. We have a zombie smiley zombie.gif
05-17-2014, 10:22 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,396 Threads:1,439 Joined:Feb 2011
Quote: "Evil magic zombies are the result of "occult experimentation." The report notes that military chaplains may be the best defense against these "EMZs," and that atheists may be most vulnerable to attack."


lmao.gif Some bad mojo right there. Welcome to kbox General cheers.gif And chicken zombies? wtf2.gif What's next, poultrygeist?

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General Poe Show this Post
05-17-2014, 10:47 PM #4
General Poe Incognito Anonymous
 
Try this one on for size.

A rear form of Hemorrhagic Fever. Gestation/ incubation period: Just under a month.
Transmission During Gestation starts with in first 72 hours. Not Air Born as far as they know. ( Infected are carriers for 2 to 3 weeks prior to the first signs of illness.)
First symptom is often mistaken for Allergies or common cold, at this point infected are virulent and actively infecting anyone they come in contact with, through touch and cough spray. Virus and lay dormant up to 4 weeks in coughed out spray saliva on surfaces. Terminal Infection! Nick Named "The Zombie Virus"!

Infected are Not Incapacitated! Due to extremely high brain fever and the very slow Kill of the infected! This rear form of the Virus makes the infected Madd, Enraged, Insane, angry. Much like the Rabies Virus in animals. The Virus causes immediate brain damage when the High fever starts spiking! The Infect tend to become angry, out of control and attack others Hitting Scratching Biting and fighting!

Only Known Cure! Immediate injection to the head of the infected!
Fire bombing of infected and areas of outbreak to contain infection spread.
If it ever gets loose in a heavily populated area like New York, Los Angles, London or Moscow. Global infection would be a major posibility.

http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs103/en/

Zombie Virus DOOM!
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General Poe Show this Post
05-17-2014, 10:56 PM #5
General Poe Incognito Anonymous
 
When Dealing with an OUT Break of this Nature!
Find a Safe Place away from People!
If you do come in close proximity to the infected.
You must Shoot the Zombie infected in the head to cure them!
Injection to the head! And you must do it in a way that you don't get stuff splattered all over you! You just can not let the infected get close enough to spit or splatter on you!chuckle.gifuhoh.gifpuke.gifgaah.gif13.gifrofl.gifbleh.gifwtf2.gif
General Poe Show this Post
05-17-2014, 11:01 PM #6
General Poe Incognito Anonymous
 
(05-17-2014, 10:22 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
Quote: "Evil magic zombies are the result of "occult experimentation." The report notes that military chaplains may be the best defense against these "EMZs," and that atheists may be most vulnerable to attack."


lmao.gif Some bad mojo right there. Welcome to kbox General cheers.gif And chicken zombies? wtf2.gif What's next, poultrygeist?

EMZ's Have been studied before By World Health officialz.

http://www.who.int/mental_health/emergen...g.pdf?ua=1

The American Study and Research is not the first of its kind!
05-17-2014, 11:42 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,773 Threads:206 Joined:Feb 2011
I'll quote from my novel ::::

" Where there is no Monster for you to chase ,,, they'll create one for you "


1940 no zombie plan

1950 no zombie pland

1960 no zombie plan

Where the freak did this monster come from ?

It was recently made up

Oh ? No shït ?


Yep , every new manipulation to expunge a right or two ,,, must include a new
threat .

Alexander the Great , went through the known world slitting throats to
conquer it .

Napoleon used cannon

Hitler used Tanks and bombers

This new Global resource grab is done without physical and material destruction .

it is done by mind control .

Thought Control is a relatively easy and wide reaching tool to use .

so effective ,,, so damned all encompassing ,,

one event of the early U.S. Policy manipulation .

" Manifest Destiny "

In which ,,, the thought was put into the minds of the citizens ,,,
that WHITE advanced People , had the responsibility to wipe out
indigenous tribes and create a Coast to Coast Nation .


Given that the fools of that time , saw fit to support that Genocide ,,,

and that all generations thereafter have supported it as well ,,,,

do they not deserve a good Zombie attack ?

F_ck Yeah !
05-17-2014, 11:48 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,396 Threads:1,439 Joined:Feb 2011
I've sen footage of rituals where people were overshadowed by lwa-s, eyes rolled in the back of their head, facial contortions, limbs bending the wrong way... *ahem* Frighting stuff.

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General Poe Show this Post
05-18-2014, 05:26 AM #9
General Poe Incognito Anonymous
 
(05-17-2014, 10:47 PM)General Poe Wrote:  Try this one on for size.

A rear form of Hemorrhagic Fever. Gestation/ incubation period: Just under a month.
Transmission During Gestation starts with in first 72 hours. Not Air Born as far as they know. ( Infected are carriers for 2 to 3 weeks prior to the first signs of illness.)
First symptom is often mistaken for Allergies or common cold, at this point infected are virulent and actively infecting anyone they come in contact with, through touch and cough spray. Virus and lay dormant up to 4 weeks in coughed out spray saliva on surfaces. Terminal Infection! Nick Named "The Zombie Virus"!

Infected are Not Incapacitated! Due to extremely high brain fever and the very slow Kill of the infected! This rear form of the Virus makes the infected Madd, Enraged, Insane, angry. Much like the Rabies Virus in animals. The Virus causes immediate brain damage when the High fever starts spiking! The Infect tend to become angry, out of control and attack others Hitting Scratching Biting and fighting!

Only Known Cure! Immediate injection to the head of the infected!
Fire bombing of infected and areas of outbreak to contain infection spread.
If it ever gets loose in a heavily populated area like New York, Los Angles, London or Moscow. Global infection would be a major posibility.

http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs103/en/

Zombie Virus DOOM!
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This is the BEAST we all Hope is NEVER seen again on the FaCe of the Earth!
This is the BEAST we all Hope is a Fairy Tail.


Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
05-18-2014, 07:41 AM #10
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
What a 30,000-Year-Old Giant Zombie Virus Means For the Future
http://gizmodo.com/what-a-30-000-year-ol...1536129392
Federal Zombie Agency Report
http://www.fvza.org/zscience1.html

The Crazy Scary Reality
http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/111...ve-100213/

5 Real Viruses that Cause Zombie like effects.
http://io9.com/5547673/5-real-diseases-t...e-a-zombie



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