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5 conspiracy theories that are so dumb, they are brilliant!
05-29-2016, 10:50 AM #1
Nomadic Wanderer Member
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#5. "The ice bucket challenge is a satanic baptism ritual"

The ALS ice bucket (a few years ago) dominated everyone's social media feeds, but its hard to find fault with something that helped raise over $100 million for medical research, yet somehow Christians found a way.

#4. "Obama is spreading Ebola to confiscate your guns"

I never heard of this one until now, but hey...makes sense right? Lol

#3. "Robin Williams was an Illuminati sacrifice"

Leave the poor guy alone, he was a great actor who suffered from a terrible disease called depression, end of story.

#2. "The two crashed Malaysia airlines planes are the same"

The disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 and the shooting-down of Flight MH17 were a siren song for assholes. While some people were trying to console the families of the victims (or the poor Malaysia Airlines stockholders), others were hard at work trying to figure out how these two disasters tied together to prove that World War III was now upon us. Those people were wrong, of course, because as it turns out, the "two" planes were actually one and the same.

Personally...anyone else notice that the majority of plane crashes in the past few years were either going to or coming from Islamist countries?

#1. "Adam Sandler is a modern day Nostradamus"

Again, never heard of this one! All I know is that he is not funny period. seen many of his movies and I vaguely recall having a few chuckles while watching 'Zohan'

I would like to add one more stupid conspiracy theory, people who think tattoos are evil, lol!

Here is the link, yeah yeah so 2014, but still fun regardless!

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-con...lliant_p2/
05-29-2016, 11:04 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
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Yes, number three sounds believable..

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05-29-2016, 11:50 AM #3
Nomadic Wanderer Member
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(05-29-2016, 11:04 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  Yes, number three sounds believable..

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Danken my friend.
05-29-2016, 12:12 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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They all sound believable

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05-29-2016, 12:47 PM #5
White Ribbon call me
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(05-29-2016, 11:50 AM)Nomadic Wanderer Wrote:  
(05-29-2016, 11:04 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  Yes, number three sounds believable..

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Danken my friend.

Oh, I was joking.. But I'm sure octo was serious.

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05-29-2016, 12:47 PM #6
White Ribbon call me
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(05-29-2016, 12:12 PM)Octo Wrote:  lol.gif

They all sound believable

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05-29-2016, 02:10 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Flat Earth, Nibiru, Nancy Lieder and far too many others to name.

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05-29-2016, 02:23 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Just wanted to mention two Hall of Fame beauties:

1) Backward masking Satanic messages on rock albums and we could subconsciously "hear" them when playing normally.

2) Dungeons and Dragons was a tool used by Satanists to warp the minds of children and make them do evil deeds.

Ahhh the wacky 70's.

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Re: Robin Williams, ALL deaths of famous people, that aren't of natural causes, are sacrifices. You can tell because they all do the "devil horns" sign.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-29-2016, 02:30 PM #9
White Ribbon call me
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(05-29-2016, 02:10 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Flat Earth, Nibiru, Nancy Lieder and far too many others to name.

wtf2.gif The world isn't flat.. blink.gif

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05-29-2016, 02:47 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,724 Threads:641 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-29-2016, 02:30 PM)the white wabbit Wrote:  
(05-29-2016, 02:10 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Flat Earth, Nibiru, Nancy Lieder and far too many others to name.

wtf2.gif The world isn't flat.. blink.gif

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No. But I bet Nancy's boobs are.

Tube socks!

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-30-2016, 07:22 AM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,492 Threads:199 Joined:Feb 2011
#1 : The Prime incentive of advancing a Civilization , is to create products
to consume , by which to Profit .
Greed is Satan's Love .
all greedy people are Satanist .

~~~~~~~~~ End of Story ~~~~~~~

I used to believe in the above Conspiracy ,,, Until it Dawned on me ,
That no , it's not a Conspiracy at all .
The Fact is , Humans are Just so ƒükkêd up , that they actually love to create
Dramas for themselves .
05-30-2016, 11:10 AM #12
Nomadic Wanderer Member
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(05-29-2016, 02:10 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Flat Earth, Nibiru, Nancy Lieder and far too many others to name.

I find it incredible that some people in this day and age think we live on a giant pancake!

I have traveled around the globe many times and I am pretty sure I never saw an edge while looking out the window, lol.



05-30-2016, 11:16 AM #13
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(05-29-2016, 02:47 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(05-29-2016, 02:30 PM)the white wabbit Wrote:  
(05-29-2016, 02:10 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Flat Earth, Nibiru, Nancy Lieder and far too many others to name.

wtf2.gif The world isn't flat.. blink.gif

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No. But I bet Nancy's boobs are.

Tube socks!

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I don`t know who this lady is, but your comment is hilarious!

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05-30-2016, 04:18 PM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(05-30-2016, 07:22 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  #1 : The Prime incentive of advancing a Civilization , is to create products
to consume , by which to Profit .
Greed is Satan's Love .
all greedy people are Satanist .

~~~~~~~~~ End of Story ~~~~~~~

I used to believe in the above Conspiracy ,,, Until it Dawned on me ,
That no , it's not a Conspiracy at all .
The Fact is , Humans are Just so ƒükkêd up , that they actually love to create
Dramas for themselves .

That's what I have concluded...we just naturally fuk up almost everything we touch, especially in the pursuit of the almighty dollar and the acquisition of land.
05-30-2016, 07:25 PM #15
Nomadic Wanderer Member
Posts:430 Threads:52 Joined:Aug 2015
(05-30-2016, 04:18 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(05-30-2016, 07:22 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  #1 : The Prime incentive of advancing a Civilization , is to create products
to consume , by which to Profit .
Greed is Satan's Love .
all greedy people are Satanist .

~~~~~~~~~ End of Story ~~~~~~~

I used to believe in the above Conspiracy ,,, Until it Dawned on me ,
That no , it's not a Conspiracy at all .
The Fact is , Humans are Just so ƒükkêd up , that they actually love to create
Dramas for themselves .

That's what I have concluded...we just naturally fuk up almost everything we touch, especially in the pursuit of the almighty dollar and the acquisition of land.

I could not agree more, money is power and power is bad equals mind corruption.

Dying....the one thing in life none of us can avoid and fear the most , and what drives religious cash cows.

Lets gather lots of profit by driving fear into people, 'or farmers back in the old days' with mass inclinations.

I see no hope for the human species.



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