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50 shades of Grey
02-27-2018, 01:00 PM #1
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!
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02-27-2018, 01:03 PM #2
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Did you make that up Ocker?


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02-27-2018, 01:25 PM #3
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I'm afraid to Google the term "Zimmer"
02-27-2018, 04:40 PM #4
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02-27-2018, 09:16 PM #5
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02-27-2018, 09:50 PM #6
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02-28-2018, 02:57 AM #7
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Priceless...

Thanks for the chuckles
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02-28-2018, 01:19 PM #8
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Un Strigoi printre noi



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