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8 reasons never to visit Germany..
02-27-2017, 12:35 AM #1
White Ribbon call me
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Number 7 had me..

https://matadornetwork.com/trips/8-reaso...e-germany/

(I think I'm moving to Germany.. Octo tell failboat to get my bed ready)
02-27-2017, 02:51 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Germany is beautiful.
I really dig the Medieval Period buildings.
It's not like anywhere else I've been.

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02-27-2017, 02:53 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:9,957 Threads:593 Joined:Feb 2011
Of course it did. Where else would glitter farting rainbow unicorns live?

 
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-27-2017, 02:57 AM #4
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,722 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
It's a shame it's full of Germans..

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02-27-2017, 03:08 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Ja, those lederhosen wearing fruit pies speaking gibberish ruin it for everyone else.

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It's me Show this Post
02-27-2017, 08:50 AM #6
It's me Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-27-2017, 12:35 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Number 7 had me..

https://matadornetwork.com/trips/8-reaso...e-germany/

(I think I'm moving to Germany.. Octo tell failboat to get my bed ready)

Do tell
02-27-2017, 09:24 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Failboat says he has your lederhosen all spiffied up for you.
02-27-2017, 11:22 AM #8
White Ribbon call me
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(02-27-2017, 09:24 AM)Octo Wrote:  Failboat says he has your lederhosen all spiffied up for you.

I'm bringing my pet spiders with me..

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02-27-2017, 11:25 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif

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02-27-2017, 12:36 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:9,957 Threads:593 Joined:Feb 2011
(02-27-2017, 03:08 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Ja, those lederhosen wearing fruit pies speaking gibberish ruin it for everyone else.

The immies are wearing lederhosen?

 
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
02-27-2017, 01:57 PM #11
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,722 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
Failboat said he made lederhosen for my pet spiders, he doesn't want them to catch a cold..

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Thoughtful for a German, eh..

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He did say he wanted to give them a shower after their long journey from Australia, but Im a little concerned once he has them in the shower room he will turn on the gas..

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failboat Show this Post
02-27-2017, 03:02 PM #12
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
9 reasons...

İmage
02-27-2017, 03:46 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,448 Threads:1,424 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gif The Finnish variety take a couple of screws to install.

İmage

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failboat Show this Post
02-27-2017, 07:32 PM #14
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(02-27-2017, 03:46 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  rofl.gif The Finnish variety take a couple of screws to install.

İmage

i'm jelly.
02-27-2017, 07:50 PM #15
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,259 Threads:67 Joined:Feb 2011
Not to mention the Finnish dish drying cupboard:

İmage

Can't believe the rest of the world never thought of it...
rocket surgery and brain science ;)



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