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A Mummified Monkey Was Found in a Minn. Department Store, and Even the Governor Has a Theory
04-14-2018, 01:34 AM #1
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Quote:The mummified carcass of a monkey found in the air ducts of a century-old downtown Minneapolis department store has triggered a mystery.

The monkey quickly had his own Twitter account, the state's governor steadfastly denied any involvement, and at least one Twitter user credited the animal's recent discovery with breaking a curse that kept the Minnesota Timberwolves out of the NBA playoffs for 14 years.

The whole thing is a little bananas.

GOVERNOR SAYS HE'S INNOCENT
The monkey was found in what used to be the flagship store for the Dayton's department store chain — which was once owned by Minnesota Gov. Mark Dayton's family. That prompted a reporter to ask Dayton what he knew about the monkey in the duct.

More https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Mu...28023.html

"Monkey in the Air Duct" sounds like some Kama Sutra position to me.
04-14-2018, 01:47 AM #2
Elegant Fail Member
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lmao.gif OMFG.
04-14-2018, 02:00 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,676 Threads:1,596 Joined:Feb 2011
It wasn't the IKEA monkey was ii? damned.gif
04-14-2018, 02:13 AM #4
Adde All in Moderation
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Mummified monkeys don't just magically appear in air ducts. damned.gif wtf2.gif



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