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A Pirate's Christmas Carol
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-10-2012, 12:20 PM #1
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Sing along, iffin' ya know it...

Pirate Christmas song #1:

Your town's roasting in an open fire,gunshots nipping at your back,
women scream at us to leave,and your in terror as we sack,

Everybody knows a cannon and a pirate flag,
help to make the season a fright,

Townfolks with their eyes shut tight, will find it hard to sleep tonite,
they know we pirates are in their town,

We'll grab up all your gold and every mothers child is gonna cry.
and so i'm offering up this simple phrase ,

To folks from one to ninety-two, if you don't want us in your town
give us treasure, please tonight!



Pirate Christmas song #2:

We're dashing through the seas, in a two-mast pirate ship.
O'er the waves we go, laughing all the way, yo ho ho!
The sails and skull flag wave, making pirates bright.
Oh what fun it is to sing a pirate song tonight!

Yar!

Pirate ships, pirate ships, yo ho all the way!
Pirate ships, pirate ships, yo ho all the way!

Hey!



Pirate Christmas song #3:

Sparrow the dread-locked pirate, had a very funny beard.
And if you ever saw it you would even say it's weird.

All the other pirates,used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Sparrow join in any tavern games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve Bootstrap came to say,
"Sparrow with your beard so long, won't you join me in a song."

Then how the pirates love him, as they shouted out with glee,
"Sparrow the dread-locked pirate, you'll go down in misery!"



Pirate Christmas song #3:

Deck the ships with lots of booty, yo ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho...
'Tis the season to be looting, yo ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho...
Set the blazing town before us, yo ho ho, ho ho ho, ho ho ho...
Cannons fire and join the chorus, yo ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Give us all your gold and treasure!
yo ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho.
That's our greatest Yuletide pleasure!
yo ho ho, ho ho, ho ho ho ho.........


Pirate Christmas song #4: (Yarrr.... This 'n is fer all you "Cabin Boys" out thar...)

I saw Captain kissing Santa Claus,

Underneath the mistletoe last night.


He didn't hear me creep, up the stairs to have a peep.
He thought that i was tucked in my hammock fast asleep,

Then i saw captain tickle Santa Claus underneath his beard
so snowy white.

Oh what a laugh it would have been,
if the others had only seen
Captain kissing Santa Claus last night.
12-10-2012, 12:31 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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12-10-2012, 12:33 PM #3
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Quote:Then i saw captain tickle Santa Claus underneath his beard
so snowy white.

That's just wrong... lmao.gif
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-10-2012, 12:36 PM #4
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12-10-2012, 12:43 PM #5
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12-10-2012, 12:44 PM #6
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12-10-2012, 12:47 PM #7
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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A pinned thread at GLP

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four call girls
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden Showers...
Four call girls
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six bitches laying,
Five golden showers
Four call girls
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sluts a slinking
Six broads a laying,
Five golden showers
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking, (kept that it's ğkking kinky)
Seven sluts a slinking
Six broads a laying,
Five golden Showers...
Four call girls
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine titty dancers
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven sluts a slinking
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden showers
Four call girls
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten pedos peeping,
Nine titty dancers,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven sluts a slinking
Six broads a laying,
Five golden Showers...
Four call girls
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP


On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven poopers pooping
Ten pedos peeping,
Nine titty dancers,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven sluts a slinking
Six broads a laying,
Five golden Showers...
Four call girls
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve shills a shilling,
Eleven poopers pooping
Ten pedos peeping,
Nine titty dancers,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven sluts a slinking
Six broads a laying,
Five golden Showers...
Four call girls
Three French whores
Two rubber gloves
And a pinned thread at GLP
12-10-2012, 12:52 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I actually edited your fuckups

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JollyRoger Show this Post
12-10-2012, 12:52 PM #9
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12-10-2012, 12:56 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,591 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
lol.gif We're really getting into the Christmas spirit here.
JollyRoger Show this Post
12-10-2012, 01:00 PM #11
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12-10-2012, 01:05 PM #12
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12-10-2012, 01:10 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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I had no clue there were so many Pirate Christmas songs. lmao.gif
12-10-2012, 01:11 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,276 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
lmao.gif What do they teach pirates at school?

The three Arrs.

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JollyRoger Show this Post
12-10-2012, 01:12 PM #15
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