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A Rope walked into my bar...
The Bartender Show this Post
09-23-2017, 11:43 PM #1
The Bartender Incognito Anonymous
I asked "hey buddy, what are you a string or something?"

He said: "I'm afraid not."
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
09-23-2017, 11:51 PM #2
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous

Best thread ever
Bartender Show this Post
09-24-2017, 12:01 AM #3
Bartender Incognito Anonymous
Try the Roast Beef, I'll be here all week.
09-24-2017, 12:15 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,283 Threads:1,579 Joined:Feb 2011
Did Stiggy hire you? 13.gif

09-24-2017, 01:30 AM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,515 Threads:238 Joined:Feb 2011
A Very Sad Potato Bug wobbled into a Bar ,

" Bar Keep ! Give me a Straight shot of Vodka "

Bar Keep : " May I see some I.D. ? "

Sad Potato Bug : " Liquid Diet Stupid "

Bar Keep : " It's all relative ,,, isn't it ? "

Dung Beetle across the Floor : " It's Cool Bar Keep , He's my Cousin "

Sad Potato Bug : " Listen to my Cousin , he really knows his shit "

Bar Keep : " ? "
09-24-2017, 02:19 AM #6
nobody Member
Posts:240 Threads:72 Joined:Dec 2014

 Nobody, Has a need to know about anything!
09-24-2017, 10:56 AM #7
Strigoi Diavolul
Posts:1,765 Threads:92 Joined:Mar 2011
5 stars for having the balls to post an awful joke that you made up yourself.

Un Strigoi printre noi



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