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A Streaker Ran Through Our Church
03-31-2014, 04:32 AM #1
Ruby Wolf Member
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Believe me,i tell no lies,when i was around 5 or 6 years old back in the early 1970s i was in church with my mom and little brother and about 150 other people all sitting there in our pews real quiet with our bibles opened listening to the minister who was preaching loudly "praise jesus everyone!" "praise the lord!" and then suddenly the big double doors swung open with a bang as streams of sunlight as if from heaven flooded in and illuminated the room,while our priest was continuing to say "praise jesus!" and then "jesus christ!!!" as a totally naked guy with really long hair,probably tripping on acid, burst through the opened doorway and ran down the center aisle with his really long wanker flapping up and down back and forth as he stopped in front of the shocked priest and his spell bound flock and turned around and looked at every one with a wild eyes and then away he ran as fast as came in back up the aisle and out the doorway and across the lawn and on down the street...

Quote:The first recorded incident of streaking by a college student in the United States occurred in 1804 at Washington College (now Washington and Lee University) when senior George William Crump was arrested for running naked through Lexington, Virginia, where the university is located. Robert E. Lee later sanctioned streaking as a rite of passage for young Washington and Lee gentlemen. Crump was suspended for the academic session, but later went on to become a U.S. Congressman. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streaking

"Oh yes they call him the streak,fastest thing on two feet,oh yes they call him the streak,likes to turn the other cheek"

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