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A cognitive dissonance DUI Florida man calls 911 to report himself driving drunk
01-06-2018, 02:26 PM #1
Strigoi Diavolul
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Quote:The Polk County Sheriff’s Office is commending a Winter Haven man for alerting authorities about a drunk driver on New Year’s Eve — but the caller ended up being the one arrested on DUI charges.

Michael Lester, 39, called 911 shortly before 9 p.m. to report that he was driving drunk “all over Winter Haven,” according to a call released by authorities Friday.

“I dunno. I’m drunk. I don’t know where I’m at,” he said when a dispatcher asked for his location.
More @ sun-sentinel.com

"He initially told deputies he drank two beers but later said it may have been three or four. Lester said he had only slept four hours during the past four days, and told deputies he had swallowed meth early that morning"
I'm certain that alcohol and meth combination really packs a wallop behind the wheel.

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01-06-2018, 03:37 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Florida...

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01-06-2018, 11:12 PM #3
Meh Member
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yup.gif Drugs, alcohol and Florida.
01-07-2018, 04:23 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's just about par for the course there. coffeetime.gif
All the strange comes from Florida and Germany.

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01-07-2018, 07:21 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Look at the pic of the dude. He has had more than a little meth.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
01-08-2018, 03:02 AM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(01-07-2018, 07:21 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Look at the pic of the dude. He has had more than a little meth.

How do you know this?
01-08-2018, 09:55 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(01-08-2018, 03:02 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(01-07-2018, 07:21 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Look at the pic of the dude. He has had more than a little meth.

How do you know this?

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
01-08-2018, 10:49 PM #8
Adde All in Moderation
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lmao.gif That's all the proof I need.
01-09-2018, 06:14 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif No questions here.

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01-09-2018, 09:04 PM #10
Meh Member
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01-10-2018, 01:04 PM #11
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