Cain upsets Perry in Florida Republican straw poll
The first obvious thing is that even this guy no one has ever heard of can get a headline for winning a straw poll, but Paul gets ignored and straw polls are even cancelled just so he can't win them.
Then we get this little jewel:
Instead, former Godfather's Pizza executive Cain, who is far behind the two top-tier candidates Perry and Mitt Romney, won with 37 percent of 2,657 votes cast.
Neither of them has even come close to winning a debate, online poll or straw poll and yet they are still touted as the front runners.
This election has been decided and your vote only serves to make you feel like you matter.
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