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APPLE AND THE EVIL IPODS AND SECRET NANO TECH
02-13-2013, 06:20 PM #1
RIZLA-TEETH Member
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this is the most serious conspiracy you will ever read!
ipods can put a nanotech bug inside your head via remote control.
i was sitting listening to my ipod when i thought to myself "if the whole world said the word illuminati the world would end" when sudenly my ipod beeped and some thing flew down my ear and attached its self to my ear drum. after that it will make a small beeping noise and will react to my thoughts so this tells me several things not only most it have a power source of some kind but it is sending and reciving messages and comands also this proves that apple and the ipod can read your mind and are also listening to everybody thoughts im sorry if you cant handle this but this is what has happend to me

02-13-2013, 06:47 PM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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So, are you saying their nanotechnology now has advanced drone capabilities that hone directly into one's eardrum vibrations? Could you ask your doctor to CT scan it and send us a pic?
02-13-2013, 08:25 PM #3
bohica Member
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And I read here that Asians can read minds.
I just found a home.[/u]

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
02-13-2013, 08:27 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(02-13-2013, 06:20 PM)RIZLA-TEETH Wrote:  the ipod can read your mind


They make it in Asia, so I suppose that's possible. chuckle.gif Welcome to Kbox RIZLA-TEETH cheers.gif

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02-13-2013, 08:32 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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RIZLA-TEETH chuckle.gif I lol'd.

It most likely hasn't got its own energy source, but gets charged by the iPod's electromagnetic radiation, much like a passive rfid tag, only on a nano level. The information is then received by the iPod and sent to whom it may concern for analysis.

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Also have to say it sound much like a schizophrenic acquaintance of mine, only he had a fly in his ear, not nano particles. 13.gif
02-13-2013, 08:47 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I bet it is getting its power from absorbing your life force. Eventually it will completely consume your life and you will die. You need to remove it IMMEDIATELY!!!


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02-13-2013, 09:08 PM #7
yankees skier
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I can't handle this. coffeetime.gif

Biere.
02-13-2013, 09:17 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-13-2013, 09:08 PM)yankees Wrote:  I can't handle this. coffeetime.gif


What? This is exciting! It's not often someone gets an alien butt seed in their ear.


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02-13-2013, 09:35 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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If it indeed is an alien butt seed we require pics and daily reports. hyper.gif


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02-13-2013, 09:36 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif I can't remember the last time I heard of that happening. chuckle.gif

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02-13-2013, 09:41 PM #11
yankees skier
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İmage

Biere.
02-13-2013, 09:54 PM #12
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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02-13-2013, 09:55 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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They violated our women? damned.gif


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02-13-2013, 10:03 PM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I'm suspecting it may look something like this.

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02-13-2013, 10:04 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(02-13-2013, 09:36 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  yup.gif I can't remember the last time I heard of that happening. chuckle.gif


I can!


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