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Agriculture Department tells magician to write disaster plan for his rabbit
07-05-2013, 11:06 PM #1
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First they demanded that the l rabbit be licensed. Now this.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013...te-disast/

Me? I'd staple a recipe for rabbit strew to the form and mail it back in.

The USDA is also requiring inspections of the disaster plan, so I'd tell them they can come but only if they bring a bottle of wine and dessert.rumpyNOM.gif

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07-05-2013, 11:14 PM #2
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Talk about Obunny care. beerbong.gif

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07-05-2013, 11:14 PM #3
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Can't make this stuff up. rofl.gif What the hell did he do to get on their sheit list to begin with?
07-06-2013, 12:38 AM #4
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(07-05-2013, 11:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Talk about Obunny care. beerbong.gif


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07-06-2013, 12:45 AM #5
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I vote for this for headline of the year. It has everything; politics, magic and bunnies.
07-06-2013, 12:52 AM #6
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It makes you wonder what these bureaucrats tell their wife and family about their work that day:

Wife: Honey how was your day?

Dumbass federal agent: Really good. We just arrested a scofflaw magician whose rabbit didn't have any papers. Plus the undocumented rabbit was in danger of violating OSHA, EPA, and FEMA.

Wife: good for you, honey!

Dumbass federal agent: You bet. That creep will be punching out license plates for quite some time.




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07-06-2013, 12:54 AM #7
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(07-06-2013, 12:45 AM)Octo Wrote:  I vote for this for headline of the year. It has everything; politics, magic and bunnies.


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Plus it's a public service announcement for all the unprotected rabbits out there living without ObamaCare.

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07-06-2013, 01:00 AM #8
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I know it's none of my problems and you're probably going to hate all of EU because of this, but the US should really deal with the illegal bunny problem.

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07-06-2013, 01:12 AM #9
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Goddamn magicians, they're probably the ones that caused everything to begin with. Damn them and their bunnies.
07-06-2013, 01:12 AM #10
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Yeah, give 'em a path towards citizenship and pass another big ass bill you haven't read so we can see what's in it. 15.gif charlatans.

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07-06-2013, 01:19 AM #11
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(07-06-2013, 01:00 AM)Octo Wrote:  I know it's none of my problems and you're probably going to hate all of EU because of this, but the US should really deal with the illegal bunny problem.

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ROFL!! lmao.gif

Let's get some respect for the rabbits. Those rabbits are eating the carrots no one else are willing to eat. Right now they are hiding in the shadows, under bushes and the like.

We all know what the American Bald Eagles think about rabbits: lunch!

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07-06-2013, 01:19 AM #12
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"These aren't the magicians you are looking for"

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07-06-2013, 01:21 AM #13
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(07-06-2013, 01:12 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Yeah, give 'em a path towards citizenship and pass another big ass bill you haven't read so we can see what's in it. 15.gif charlatans.


Watch out for those wascally anchor baby wabbits!

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07-06-2013, 01:24 AM #14
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No bunny left behind chuckle.gif
07-06-2013, 01:31 AM #15
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First they came for the rabbits, but you didn't care because you aren't a rabbit...

Next they made it a pain in the ass and expensive just to fish, but you didn't care because you don't fish...

After that, they forbade front yard gardens, but you didn't care because you don't garden...

Followed by SWAT teams going after student loan holders...

And farmers who wouldn't use Monsanto....

etc, etc, etc.

Then they came after you, but you didn't care because you were too sick from eating Monsanto food to put up a fight.

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