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Almost Crashed My Car As Spider Crawled Across My Face
09-18-2014, 07:41 PM #1
Ruby Wolf Member
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I usually dont make new threads without a vital amount of opening content...

But thats exactly what the f##k happened to me and I was instantly shocked and horrified without warning...

It was dark and I was driving straight along around forty miles per hour when I suddenly felt a little beast run crawling across my face as I lunged up into the air while my car swerved and screeched into the other lane as I almost crashed...

I flung the little beast off my face and I couldnt find the f###er so I immediately parked the car stopped right in the middle of the street and I got out and searched until I found the little beast and flicked it off my front seat and kicked it away...

I must have aged like a few years in a few friggin seconds and my heart was pounding through my chest for hours afterwards...

Heres pretty much what the little beast looked like about the size of a quarter but thats damn well big enough for me and size doesnt matter it still has fangs and at the time it was a monster from hell that almost wrecked my car and could have killed me...

09-18-2014, 07:52 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,405 Threads:1,480 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh gawd, that's AWFUL. I have an aversion to those things. In Florida I awoke on a couple of occasions to a palmetto bug scampering across my face.
On a side note, never try to kill a wasp on the interstate.

09-18-2014, 07:57 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,238 Threads:1,554 Joined:Feb 2011
I'm glad you didn't crash, but that would have scared the holy hell out of me too.

09-18-2014, 08:00 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,405 Threads:1,480 Joined:Feb 2011
At least you're here to talk about it. cheers.gif

09-18-2014, 08:04 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,982 Threads:443 Joined:Jun 2012
I actually did crash or rather tap another car on the highway when a spider landed on my face too. It cost me $400 from my pocket to fix her dent, because I think my insurance deductible was $500 at the time.
09-19-2014, 12:39 AM #6
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
That would send my heart soaring too. Glad you're okay

09-19-2014, 12:53 AM #7
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,142 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
(09-18-2014, 07:57 PM)Octo Wrote:  I'm glad you didn't crash, but that would have scared the holy hell out of me too.

Although i knew what it was right away it was the last thing on my mind at the time and i'm really glad that i wasnt yawning or yelling at one of the numerous idiot drivers around here or something while the little beast decided to run inside my mouth and down my throat while biting me on the inside like omfg think about that?!
09-19-2014, 02:14 AM #8
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,142 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
Well its a good thing (or hey like maybe its actually a bad thing)that the spider didnt bite me because if it did i might have transformed into the (*-*)

Like wow what a cool theme song (with millions of you tube views) and when i was a young kid i really liked this Spider Man cartoon even more than i kinda like the recent movies (*=*)




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