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Apocalypse Vampire Squirrel, can Disembowel Deer, Caught on Camera!
09-18-2015, 06:07 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Researchers have previously snapped blurry photos of Borneo’s elusive “vampire squirrel,” but video footage published earlier this month gives the world its first clear glimpse at this unusual creature. [...]
Locals have reported finding deer and chickens ripped open, sometimes with none of the flesh eaten and sometimes with only the heart and liver missing.
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Little is known about the squirrel, so it’s possible it drinks deer blood as locals say. But Andrew Marshall, a conservation biologist at the University of Michigan who is studying the squirrel, told Science Magazine, “I would be very surprised if it were true.”
It seems instead to prefer the nuts of the canarium tree. These nuts are so hard, researchers don’t know how the squirrel manages to chew them.
Read more: theepochtimes.com

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09-18-2015, 06:10 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Omg they're so cute too.

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09-18-2015, 06:13 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif Like polar bears, all fluffy and cute... then.... thwack, you're minus a body part. chuckle.gif

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09-18-2015, 06:19 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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The movie is out already chuckle.gif

09-18-2015, 06:30 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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That they could kill a deer is surprising. That they WOULD kill a deer and eat bits of it is not. Squirrels are omnivores. Obviously any squirrel with mohawks on their ears and their rear end jacked up like a muscle car is capable of almost anything.

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09-18-2015, 06:59 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif

İmage

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09-18-2015, 08:39 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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This would be a great training film for Beepers ,,, she's hot after squirrels all the time

Against this one however ,,, Beepers Kung Fu ,,, no good
09-18-2015, 09:34 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yeah, a good chance Mason would become kung food.

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09-18-2015, 10:40 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Mason good at Nung Chucks ?

if not , Beepers can instruct

she bad to her bone ,,, she chewed it out ,,,,ate it even ,
09-19-2015, 09:25 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Due to lack of an opposable thumb I guess, he doesn't even try to use them. He's less than impressed with martial arts.

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