Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) - Former Clark County Commissioner Tom Collins was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after a multiple-vehicle crash Friday night.

Read more: ktnv.com

Jack Daniels, if you are reading this, I'd lay low this holiday season.

Jacky Daniel's and Harvey Wallbanger.

That's what that old fashioned mentality of drink driving will get you. Frankly, I'd rather take a cab, get there free and alive and have sex on the beach.

(12-14-2015, 01:34 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  That's what that old fashioned mentality of drink driving will get you. Frankly, I'd rather take a cab, get there free and alive and have sex o the beach.

Yup, or a screaming orgasm.

"Shiver Me Timbers"

Man named Bud Weisser arrested at Budweiser brewery

ST. LOUIS -- St. Louis police say the Budweiser brewery got an unwelcome visit from a man with a memorable name.

Bud Weisser, 19, was cited for trespassing and resisting arrest. Police say he was found in a secured area of the brewery Thursday evening.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-named-bu...r-brewery/

Conspiracy on tap.

I remember way back when I ustta drink, , the ex missus tellin me that when I was drunk, I should take a cab home
So, that night, I did just that , --- I left the pub, and took a cab home

was quite proud of meself too, cos I'd never driven a cab before

Well... there's Brandy...

(12-16-2015, 08:35 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Well... there's Brandy...

yepper , there's Brandy ,,, she's a fine girl

I'll leave the rest for WhykdWytch to post a Vid song