#Login Register


  • 5 Vote(s) - 2.4 Average
Home 


Are you going to hell ?
03-17-2013, 02:50 AM #1
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
Posts:4,764 Threads:1,046 Joined:Jun 2012
Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
03-17-2013, 03:07 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,578 Threads:1,443 Joined:Feb 2011
According to this no, I'm going to Purgatory or Level 1 - Limbo for virtuous Non-Believers İmage

wonder.gif
03-17-2013, 03:12 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,362 Threads:1,482 Joined:Feb 2011
I'm going to first level hell. I'm virtuous. coffeetime.gif
03-17-2013, 03:14 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,578 Threads:1,443 Joined:Feb 2011
*sigh* On second thought I wasn't reading the results right, haven't been sleeping enough lately. chuckle.gif
Quote:Level 2
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
coffeetime.gif See ya in hell Cleopatra

wonder.gif
03-17-2013, 03:45 AM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
Abandon hope all ye who enter here...

Actually,if there is a hell,we're probably already there...

Not necessarily within the biblical version of hell...

But for lack of a better word...

Hell is a good description of where we actually might be...

Lets just hope its not forever...

Life is a waiting room,i hope they dont call me soon...
03-17-2013, 04:08 AM #6
オタマジャクシ Member
Posts:1,310 Threads:32 Joined:Nov 2012
Do you mean day pass or as an inmate?
03-17-2013, 04:29 AM #7
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
(03-17-2013, 04:08 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  Do you mean day pass or as an inmate?

I mean as in we might have already lived and died in the real world,perhaps within the fourth dimension and our souls were already judged and sentenced and condemned to eternal materialistic damnation,reborn here again and again forever,upon an earth that might be hell...
03-17-2013, 04:33 AM #8
オタマジャクシ Member
Posts:1,310 Threads:32 Joined:Nov 2012
(03-17-2013, 04:29 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  
(03-17-2013, 04:08 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  Do you mean day pass or as an inmate?

I mean as in we might have already lived and died in the real world,perhaps within the fourth dimension and our souls were already judged and sentenced and condemned to eternal materialistic damnation,reborn here again and again forever,upon an earth that might be hell...


I'm not sure I believe in spiritual recycling. You might end up as a park bench - like recycled plastic.
03-17-2013, 10:56 AM #9
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:9,036 Threads:74 Joined:Feb 2011





There ain't no heaven
and there ain't no hell
Except the one we're in
and you know too well

There's no-one waiting on
waiting on a higher high
Don't let the only world
you're ever gonna live in
pass you by

doobie.gif
03-17-2013, 03:47 PM #10
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
(03-17-2013, 04:33 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  
(03-17-2013, 04:29 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  
(03-17-2013, 04:08 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  Do you mean day pass or as an inmate?

I mean as in we might have already lived and died in the real world,perhaps within the fourth dimension and our souls were already judged and sentenced and condemned to eternal materialistic damnation,reborn here again and again forever,upon an earth that might be hell...


I'm not sure I believe in spiritual recycling. You might end up as a park bench - like recycled plastic.

Look up into the star filled void of ancient light,its a perfectly horrible prison,trapped upon this huge rock made of water and insects and magma thats floating around a massive nuclear furnace,all drifting through an endlesss void with no way for us to get away and nowhere else for us to go and that in itself could be seen and thought of as being in hell and then think about the wars and genocides and disease and pain and death ect,ect that we all suffer through again and again and so we might actually be in hell and then theres dreams of past life memories which could mean we are trapped here forever...
03-17-2013, 04:04 PM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,775 Threads:1,181 Joined:Feb 2011
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif I'm a heretic!! lmao.gif beercheer.gif

Hair of serpents? lmao.gif
03-17-2013, 04:12 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,362 Threads:1,482 Joined:Feb 2011
It's the hell version of hair of the dog. lmao.gif

03-17-2013, 04:15 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,775 Threads:1,181 Joined:Feb 2011
So I took the test again and lied A LOT

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

lmao.gif So... liars go to heaven? chuckle.gif
03-17-2013, 04:42 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,362 Threads:1,482 Joined:Feb 2011
I'm shocked. chuckle.gif
03-17-2013, 05:09 PM #15
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
Posts:4,764 Threads:1,046 Joined:Jun 2012
Bunch of heathens and infidels

13.gif



Home 




 



DISCLAIMER / Terms of Service (TOS):
Kritterbox.com - Socialize anonymously, commentary, discussion, oddities, technology, music and more!  This website is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied. kritterbox.com shall not be liable for any damages whatsoever, including, without limitation, those resulting from loss of use, data or profits, whether or not advised of the possibility of damage, and on any theory of liability, arising out of or in connection with the use or performance of this site or other documents which are referenced by or linked to this site.
This website exists solely for the purposes of exchange of information, communication and general entertainment. Opinions from posters are in no way endorsed by kritterbox.com. All posts on this website are the opinion of the authors and are not to be taken as statements of fact on behalf of kritterbox.com. This site may contain coarse language or other material that kritterbox.com is in no way responsible for. Material deemed to be offensive or pornographic at the discretion of kritterbox.com shall be removed. kritterbox.com reserves the right to modify, or remove posts and user accounts on this website at our discretion. kritterbox.com disclaims all liability for damages incurred directly or indirectly as a result of any material on this website. Fictitious posts and any similarity to any person living or dead is coincidental.
All users shall limit the insertion of any and all copyrighted material to portions of the article that are relevant to the point being made, with no more than 50%, and preferably less of the original source material. A link shall be visible in text format, embedded directly to the original source material without exception.
No third party links, i.e. blogs or forums will be accepted under any circumstances, and will be edited by staff in order to reflect the original source of copyrighted material, or be removed at the sole discretion of kritterbox.com.
Fair Use Notice:
This site may contain copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. Users may make such material available in an effort to advance awareness and understanding of issues relating to economics, individual rights, international affairs, liberty, science, and technology. This constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C.Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for educational and/or research purposes.
This Disclaimer is subject to change at any time at our discretion.
Copyright © 2011 - 2017 kritterbox.com