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Area 51 was really a... wait...WHAT?
05-19-2011, 01:49 AM #1
Kreeper Griobhtha
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New book says USSR was behind Roswell UFO

Is truth stranger than conspiracy-theory fiction? A new book on Area 51 that's already generating a ton of buzz says there was no alien spacecraft that crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. Instead, Stalin did it--maybe.

According to Annie Jacobsen, the reporter who authored "Area 51," the spaceship was actually a Soviet spy plane that came down during a storm. Jacobsen claims it was filled with bizarre, genetically engineered child-sized pilots. Then-Soviet leader Joseph Stalin was hoping, Jacobsen alleges, that the new cause widespread panic in the U.S.

The story gets even stranger: The leader of the USSR had apparently been inspired by the 1938 radio adaptation radio broadcast of the HG Wells story "War of the Worlds," produced by Orson Welles. The broadcast triggered panic in some listeners who tuned in and mistook it for a real-life alien invasion. (Though later students of the episode claim that the media of Welles' day vastly exaggerated the scale of public alarm over the broadcast.)

And those ET-looking aviators? They were scientific experiments created by the "Angel of Death," Nazi doctor Josef Mengele, for the USSR after the war. The flight was piloted remotely, according to accounts in the book, and was filled with a crew of "alien-like children."

According to Jacobsen's source, a retired engineer who was put on the project in 1978, the look of the human experiments could explain the alien conspiracy theories: "They were grotesquely deformed, but each in the same manner as the others. They had unusually large heads and abnormally shaped oversize eyes."

Read the rest there if you want.

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They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
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05-19-2011, 11:25 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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yeah right 15.gif For once the extra terrestrial version is more credible than this little mutated Russian version 13.gif
05-19-2011, 11:46 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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The FBI already admitted to EBE's, Rogers dad was stationed at the base during the recovery and transport of the bodies. He made it clear to Rog' they were not from here.

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05-19-2011, 03:30 PM #4
yankees skier
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coffeetime.gif yep, it's all true. The rest of the children became midget wrestlers for the WWF.

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05-19-2011, 04:13 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-19-2011, 03:30 PM)yankees Wrote:  coffeetime.gif yep, it's all true. The rest of the children became midget wrestlers for the WWF.

WRONG!

The WWE doesn't have midget wrestlers.

Well... there's one that is on occasionally that pretends to be a leprechaun and doesn't really wrestle.

They went here!


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-19-2011, 04:27 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That was a short clip. coffeetime.gif 37.gif

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05-19-2011, 05:50 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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It had to be a short clip. There's not much to show. It's kind of a short story.


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-19-2011, 06:01 PM #8
yankees skier
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chuckle.gif

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