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Argument for a Tuesday Morning
02-26-2013, 11:35 PM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Super Market Check-out conversation this morning

Me and the always grumpy cashier

me : Good Morning, are you mad ?

Her : Why would I be mad

( shit, some people always answer a question with a question )

me : careful now, if i find out the " Why " , i could use it to make you Mad

Her : You don't have the ability to make me Mad

me : Funny , i was just trying to be funny,,, and it got you Mad

Her : no it didn't , and it wasn't funny

me : ok, well ,,, anyway , are you Mad ?

Her : I said I'm not Mad

me : yes i know,,, but you didn't sound sincere

Her : I am never sincere

me ; I see ,,, so you are Mad

Her : NO ! I am not Mad at all

me : is that sincere ?

Her : Hurumph,, (sucks her teeth) YES !

me : Yes what ? ,,, yes you are Mad , or yes you are sincere ?

Her : Yes I am sincerely NOT MAD !

me : Oh ,, well ,,, ok then ,, uh ,, since you're not Mad , is there anything we can do to

make you Mad ?

Her : You wouldn't want to see me Mad

me : you know ,,,, i think you're right ,, cause it ain't a pretty sight ,, in fact ,,

I can see it now ,,, since i went and made you Mad

Her : You didn't make me mad and what's not a pretty sight ?

me : I did too make you Mad , i can tell from the sight of you

Her : would you leave please

me : Why do you want me to leave ? did i get you Mad ?


me as i turn and walk away : Geesh ,, what a Grump yay.giflmao.giflmao.gif
02-27-2013, 12:14 AM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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02-27-2013, 12:15 AM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~~ Conversation with a 430 Lb Deli worker the other evening ~~~~~

Him : What are you doing on that Lap-top Rog', downloading lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing ? "

Me : Watch it Willie ,, or we won't free you "

Him with fire in his cheeks : Shit

Me : Look Pop-N-fresh , I'm a Monk , celibate , and that's offensive

Him : are you Catholic , they touch pee pee's

Me : Oh Really ? I didn't know that .

However , i can see where something like that would interest a guy like you ,
owning to the fact you haven't seen yours since Birth


Me : Glad you brought that up , do you have to use a bathtub when you go ?

Him : No , i just grab a person with a big mouth like yours and choke 'em

Me : Well , I'll leave my big jaw open for you to trip over ,,,,

and ,,,
as round as you are ,,,
you'll roll til you starve to death lmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

02-27-2013, 12:30 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,953 Threads:1,566 Joined:Feb 2011
You take trolling to totally new levels. lmao.gif
02-27-2013, 12:33 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,185 Threads:1,485 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gif lmao.gif rofl.gif

Go easy on him Rog', he may just be a Nutritional Overachiever.


02-27-2013, 07:03 PM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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These folks are great here , gotta love the way they can flip you shit and
pick it up and roll with it at the lead in .

we were laughing while we engaged .

and ,, hehe You guess it Jr, he is an achiever ,,

he achieved double his allotted space on the Planet , he's gonna go far that Kid ,

I wouldn't doubt his tummy reaches Pluto by Mid-Summer chuckle.gif
09-03-2017, 06:36 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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The Cashier is Gone
The Fat Guy is still around

She's still Mad
and he's still Fat

Odd how some people never change

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12-07-2017, 02:58 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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and the Conversations are much different ,

over heard this today while sitting in Traffic at the same light for 25 min.'s


answer : It's not a Phone asshole , it's my Pace Maker ! "

POW ! ( Gun shot )

Cop : " I told him to drop that Dangerous Phone , He came at me with it "

Rog' : " Came at you ? was he running backwards , he's shot in the back of his Head "

Cop : " He flinched "

Rog' : FLINCHED ?!!!! How ? He's 87 years old , wheel chair Bound , with a Pace Maker , he was a THREAT ? "

Cop : " Want to Join him ? "
12-07-2017, 04:38 PM #9
Accidental Stoner Member
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12-07-2017, 05:57 PM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,215 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
it's real more times then we admit

L.A. is a War Zone .

Conversation over Parking Ticket ~~~~

Rog' : " excuse me , why the ticket ? "

Meter Maid Dude : " @$#$*)(&$#!#%*()%#!@ "

Rog' : " WHAT ?!!! "

Meter Maid Dude from some fucked up country and ,, who speaks in scribbles : " &)(*&^%$#$#@ "

Rog' : " Where the fuck you from clownboy ?! "

Meter Maid Dude who looks like a dead dog turd : " Pakistan "

Rog' about to slap the Piss out of packies panties :


20 minutes later ~~~~~

Rog' : " $2,000 Bail ? How much is that in Aluminum Can's ? "

~~~~~ end ~~~~~

Diversity ?

Celebrate Diversity ?

come live in it .

then tell me about you wanting to Celebrate . lmao.gif



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