Me and the always grumpy cashier
me : Good Morning, are you mad ?
Her : Why would I be mad
( shit, some people always answer a question with a question )
me : careful now, if i find out the " Why " , i could use it to make you Mad
Her : You don't have the ability to make me Mad
me : Funny , i was just trying to be funny,,, and it got you Mad
Her : no it didn't , and it wasn't funny
me : ok, well ,,, anyway , are you Mad ?
Her : I said I'm not Mad
me : yes i know,,, but you didn't sound sincere
Her : I am never sincere
me ; I see ,,, so you are Mad
Her : NO ! I am not Mad at all
me : is that sincere ?
Her : Hurumph,, (sucks her teeth) YES !
me : Yes what ? ,,, yes you are Mad , or yes you are sincere ?
Her : Yes I am sincerely NOT MAD !
me : Oh ,, well ,,, ok then ,, uh ,, since you're not Mad , is there anything we can do to
make you Mad ?
Her : You wouldn't want to see me Mad
me : you know ,,,, i think you're right ,, cause it ain't a pretty sight ,, in fact ,,
I can see it now ,,, since i went and made you Mad
Her : You didn't make me mad and what's not a pretty sight ?
me : I did too make you Mad , i can tell from the sight of you
Her : would you leave please
me : Why do you want me to leave ? did i get you Mad ?
Her : HELL YES YOU GOT ME PISSED !
me as i turn and walk away : Geesh ,, what a Grump