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Ascended Master David Wilcock: Coast Interview December 8th, 2015
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12-14-2015, 01:06 AM #31
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David is a god damn SUPER HERO
12-14-2015, 01:08 AM #32
Octo Mother Superior
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Do you think about him when you touch your wee wee?
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12-14-2015, 01:14 AM #33
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(12-14-2015, 01:08 AM)Octo Wrote:  Do you think about him when you touch your wee wee?

He makes my wee wee ascend into the heavens with a mere thought.
I have ascended... several times thanks to David.
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12-14-2015, 06:55 PM #34
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12-14-2015, 10:35 PM #35
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(12-14-2015, 01:14 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-14-2015, 01:08 AM)Octo Wrote:  Do you think about him when you touch your wee wee?

He makes my wee wee ascend into the heavens with a mere thought.
I have ascended... several times thanks to David.

I get it now, Will Cock.... Puffy sleeves... pixie hairstyle.... ass ended master... I don't know why I hadn't put that all together before.

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12-15-2015, 12:04 AM #36
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(12-14-2015, 10:35 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(12-14-2015, 01:14 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-14-2015, 01:08 AM)Octo Wrote:  Do you think about him when you touch your wee wee?

He makes my wee wee ascend into the heavens with a mere thought.
I have ascended... several times thanks to David.

I get it now, Will C0ck.... Puffy sleeves... pixie hairstyle.... ass ended master... I don't know why I hadn't put that all together before.

David Wilcock is much like David Hasselhoff. Not so famous in the US, but a megastar in Germany. Same with David. Just an average A- celebrity on Earth in this timeline. But other timelines and some other dimensionals and planets. David is a superstar sex symbol!
12-15-2015, 12:26 AM #37
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you're welcome david
12-15-2015, 12:27 AM #38
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(12-15-2015, 12:04 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-14-2015, 10:35 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(12-14-2015, 01:14 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-14-2015, 01:08 AM)Octo Wrote:  Do you think about him when you touch your wee wee?

He makes my wee wee ascend into the heavens with a mere thought.
I have ascended... several times thanks to David.

I get it now, Will C0ck.... Puffy sleeves... pixie hairstyle.... ass ended master... I don't know why I hadn't put that all together before.

David Wilcock is much like David Hasselhoff. Not so famous in the US, but a megastar in Germany. Same with David. Just an average A- celebrity on Earth in this timeline. But other timelines and some other dimensionals and planets. David is a superstar sex symbol!

Oh no question on him being the shit in some other timeline or dimension, just not... with all due respect, really so much in this one.
Bet he's monster on a unicorn in the timelines where him and Fulford get it right 100% of the time.

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12-15-2015, 12:40 AM #39
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next time he's in that other time ,

he should let an Alligator swallow him , then ,,,

once he's processed and flushed out it's ass

he can claim he's been the shit since Dinosaurs
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12-15-2015, 12:45 AM #40
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(12-15-2015, 12:40 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  next time he's in that other time ,

he should let an Alligator swallow him , then ,,,

once he's processed and flushed out it's ass

he can claim he's been the shït since Dinosaurs

Yes, but the question David wants an answer to is... Would you swallow David?
12-15-2015, 01:41 AM #41
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Larry David?

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12-15-2015, 06:54 PM #42
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(12-15-2015, 01:41 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Larry David?

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Larry Gayer
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12-16-2015, 11:50 PM #43
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(12-15-2015, 06:54 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-15-2015, 01:41 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Larry David?

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Larry Gayer

That's Wilcock's guitar player..

David Wilcock and the Ascended Testicles.... featuring Larry Gayer on guitar.
12-17-2015, 04:23 AM #44
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Got Jesus ?
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12-17-2015, 05:49 AM #45
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(12-17-2015, 04:23 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Got Jesus ?

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