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Ass Burgers
07-23-2014, 06:33 AM #1
White Ribbon call me
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classic!!!

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False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

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1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.

2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.

Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.

Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...assburgers
07-23-2014, 10:08 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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"assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.

lol.gif Crap poster rejects from other forums ... I'd rather have one decent real human as opposed to 100 Peter Pan phony ass crap people like Trades and Swedish. Yuck.
Quality is everything, If you are real and just be yourself it all works out great. Crap posters seem to think we're emotionally involved or care in some fashion lmao.gif
Guess what?

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07-23-2014, 11:08 AM #3
White Ribbon call me
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who was swedish anyway?
07-23-2014, 11:18 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Some moron from Malta. He has concerns about us, pictures and counters. Thinks the web should go back to geocities.
Apparently masturbates to web counters. Do you see counters on FB? Twitter? LOL... these days you only see them on crappy old fashion web sites.
They are meaningless. I know for a fact the numbers they show are bogus. Don't be fooled.
http://yaldaram.com/showthread.php?tid=619
They are rigging the game and most are too stupid to realize.

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07-23-2014, 11:48 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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(07-23-2014, 11:08 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  who was swedish anyway?

Just a dick
07-23-2014, 11:52 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
i remember swedish.. so he was from Malta.. lol.. probably some hairy, ugly boy dreaming to be swedish.. dont these people realise that admin can see their IP?
07-23-2014, 11:53 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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(07-23-2014, 11:48 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-23-2014, 11:08 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  who was swedish anyway?

Just a dlck

can you keep your sexualised posting to a minimum please.. its a family forum.. Merci..
07-23-2014, 11:54 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,993 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
Hardly bob.gif

excusez-moi
07-23-2014, 11:56 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif Concern troll 15.gif The only place you see counters are on websites designed in the 90's
They are easily faked, and trust me...they are faked. That's why we don't have one.

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07-23-2014, 11:57 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
you french are so arrogant.. bet you dont even pick up after your dog.. ppppffffffftttttttt!!!!

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07-23-2014, 12:04 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif

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07-23-2014, 12:16 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,782 Threads:647 Joined:Feb 2011
Huh? I thought Mason used the toilet.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
07-23-2014, 12:17 PM #13
White Ribbon call me
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with all these pinned threads, i would have thought ass burgers would have made the grade.. seems not.. fascist commies!!!!!!

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07-23-2014, 12:43 PM #14
karutzar Member
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İmage İmage

İmage
:)

You can become a slave only by voluntary consent.
I am highly allergic to circumcised souls and red flags with Venusian star on them.
07-23-2014, 12:44 PM #15
blind prophet Member
Posts:527 Threads:11 Joined:Nov 2012
(07-23-2014, 11:18 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Some moron from Malta. He has concerns about us, pictures and counters. Thinks the web should go back to geocities.
Apparently masturbates to web counters. Do you see counters on FB? Twitter? LOL... these days you only see them on crappy old fashion web sites.
They are meaningless. I know for a fact the numbers they show are bogus. Don't be fooled.
http://yaldaram.com/showthread.php?tid=619
They are rigging the game and most are too stupid to realize.

I can confirm we get a lot of odd users/bots not real authentic people browsing the site. That's without doing anything malicious or with no motive to do so. At any given time I'd say it runs from 10-90% of the traffic.

So when you see a site that says 100 users online etc, even if that is true, you can count on oddball internet bots etc being a lot of that traffic.

I turned myself to consider wisdom and madness and folly
The wise man’s eyes are in his head,
But the fool walks in darkness.
Yet I myself perceived
That the same event happens to them all.



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