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Ate an entire clove of garlic because the internet said I should
07-02-2015, 06:08 PM #1
greasypoopoo Member
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Hey all, chopped an organic garlic clove, let it sit about 15 minutes and then ate the entire thing the other day. I can report that my farts do not smell like farts, they smell like someone literally just pulled fresh garlic bread out of the oven. There are a host of benefits besides tasty farts mainly hydrogen sulfide which acts as an antioxidant and vasodilator. I am going to start eating at least a clove or two a day now and see what happens besides making women not want to stand near me.
07-02-2015, 06:16 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Some cafe or food store should hire you to fart down their place with delicious garlic bread aroma.
07-02-2015, 06:20 PM #3
greasypoopoo Member
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(07-02-2015, 06:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  Some cafe or food store should hire you to fart down their place with delicious garlic bread aroma.

That would be a top notch idea. If they could jimmy rig a type of chimney that heats the farts as they pass thru the flue it would produce olfactory ambrosia.
07-02-2015, 06:22 PM #4
greasypoopoo Member
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(07-02-2015, 06:20 PM)greasypoopoo Wrote:  
(07-02-2015, 06:16 PM)Octo Wrote:  Some cafe or food store should hire you to fart down their place with delicious garlic bread aroma.

That would be a top notch idea. If they could jimmy rig a type of chimney that heats the farts as they pass thru the flue it would produce olfactory ambrosia.

I also vote my last sentence to be the best sentence ever said in any context.
07-02-2015, 06:26 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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+1

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07-02-2015, 06:49 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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07-02-2015, 09:22 PM #7
SpiritMasonChazz Member
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Good for cleaning greasy poo poo out I bet. I eat grilled onions roasted with cashews and walnuts. So I can fit in with all the nuts here in So Cal.
07-02-2015, 10:22 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Garlic is good. I don't care if I stink bleh.gif
07-03-2015, 12:34 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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13.gif I do.

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07-03-2015, 12:36 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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If you eat garlic too you don't even notice İmage
07-03-2015, 03:31 AM #11
greasypoopoo Member
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(07-02-2015, 09:22 PM)SpiritMasonChazz Wrote:  Good for cleaning greasy poo poo out I bet. I eat grilled onions roasted with cashews and walnuts. So I can fit in with all the nuts here in So Cal.

I am in Assachusetts myself and there aren't many a nut to gather. I have slowly been making better choices although it's as if my brain is wired wrong but I am 24 I will have to attribute that to programming, vaccines, diet, etc over my short life in this matrix. I love frying up some onions and butter though in a skillet.
07-03-2015, 03:45 AM #12
nobody Member
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Living in the us of a and I'm pretty sure most of our garlic comes from china nowadays.
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07-03-2015, 03:49 AM #13
greasypoopoo Member
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(07-03-2015, 03:45 AM)nobody Wrote:  Living in the us of a and I'm pretty sure most of our garlic comes from china nowadays.
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You may be totally right friend, I know the "organic" label means nothing sometimes, or a lot of the time.
07-03-2015, 05:15 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I miss the EU non GMO food standards. Who knows wtf I'm eating gaah.gif

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07-03-2015, 11:46 AM #15
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unless there are'nt vampires around, or mosquito infestations,

you don't have to isolate yourself from the rest of the community.

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