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Awesome Heavy Metal Band Names
08-18-2017, 06:49 AM #1
Ruby Wolf Member
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I think that any and every musical group should have a really cool, attention grabbing, intriguing, fascinating, thought provoking, poetically expressive, powerful, frightening and even hilariously mesmerizing name to call themselves, especially two or three word combinations and there are so many awesome past and present heavy metal band names that i really like...

A few of my favorites (without yet mentioning some mind bending heavy metal rock band names that i have thought of and arranged myself through the years) are "Savatage" which is an interesting combination of the words Savage and Sabotage and another one being "Armored Saint" that certainly provokes evocative imagery and might actually be my all time favorite, as well as one of my older user names "Wicked Witch" that may or may not have already been used and if not, certainly should have a long time ago and especially intense for an all female metal band, who then should expand that into "Wicked Witches" or even "Wicked Bitches" or how about "Bitch Witch" or "Bitch Witches" while also noticing my current user name "Wicked Oblivion"...

Heres so many more..."Pig Destroyer" "Broken Hope" "Ablaze My Sorrow" "Between The Buried And Me" "Crushed Butler" "Goat Whore" "Bolt Thrower" "Molotov Solution" "Panzerchrist" "On Thorns I Lay" "Bitch" "Age Of Nemesis" "Success Will Write Apocalypse Across The Sky" "Fragments Of Unbecoming" "Znowhite" "Angel Witch" "Everyone Dies In Utah" "Cloven Hoof" "Ethel The Frog" "Leatherwolf" "Iron Butterfly" "Hawkwind" "Mahogany Rush" "Queensryche" "Vesperian Sorrow" "As They Sleep" "Witchfinder General" "Molly Hatchet" "Every Knee Shall Bow" "Nailed Promise" "Subway To Sally" "April Weeps" "Electric Sun" "Bring Me The Horizon" "Animals As Leaders" "Glass Casket" "Here Comes The Kraken" "Ion Dissonance" "Lorna Shore" "Intronaut" "Darkwoods My Betrothed" "Impaled Nazarene" "Twilight Ophera" "Silent Stream Of Godless Elegy" "Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza" "War From A Harlots Mouth" "Jesus On Ecstasy" "Across Five Aprils" "God Lives Underwater" Shattered Sun" "Goodbye To Gravity "AxeWound" "Every Time I Die" "To Speak Of Wolves" "Glass Cloud" "Twelve Gauge Valentine" "Wovenwar" "Hacktivist" "Alien Ant Farm" "Thousand Foot Krutch" "Jeffrey Nothing" "Destroy The Runner" "Slaves On Dope" "Consciousness Removal Project" "If These Trees Could Talk" "Mouth Of The Architect" "Amberian Dawn" "Crystal Viper" "Moonlight Agony" "Iced Earth" "Sonata Arctica" "Tad Morose" "Visions Of Atlantis" "Green Carnation" "Bongzilla" "Kingdom Of Sorrow" "Grave Digger" "Shadows Fall" "Diabolical Masquerade" "Crimson Moonlight" "Fleshgod Apocalypse" "Eternal Tears Of Sorrow" "Malice Mizer" "Lawnmower Deth" "Suicidal Angels" "As I Lay Dying"...
08-18-2017, 07:51 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Goat Whore was kinda' Black Metal but yes, a good band name helps.
Cynicalabsurdance coined the phrase "ruggedly ugly" the other day, I think it's a great band name.

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08-18-2017, 08:02 AM #3
Ruby Wolf Member
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Heres some other unique names i thought of years ago that i really like...

"Crucified Android" "Molecular Dynasty" "Cosmic August" "Bloody Pioneer" "Autumn Bomb" and "Cosmetic Frost"...

Like wow...Such evocative imagery...
08-18-2017, 08:15 AM #4
Ruby Wolf Member
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"Caesars Creatures" is another one that came to mind years ago...
08-18-2017, 09:16 AM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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Heres some others i thought of..."Agoraphobic Swarm" "Crushing Expansion" "God Vomit" "Magnetic Repulsion" "Azure Wraith"...
08-18-2017, 10:25 AM #6
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(08-18-2017, 09:16 AM)Wicked Oblivion Wrote:  Heres some others i thought of..."Agoraphobic Swarm" "Crushing Expansion" "God Vomit" "Magnetic Repulsion" "Azure Wraith"...

The demonic system software makes decent usernames...on the internet. In public they're sh*t names based on brands usually.
08-18-2017, 12:17 PM #7
Ruby Wolf Member
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(08-18-2017, 07:51 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Goat Whore was kinda' Black Metal but yes, a good band name helps.
Cynicalabsurdance coined the phrase "ruggedly ugly" the other day, I think it's a great band name.
"Goatwhore"...Ha haa haaa..."Goatwhore"...Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa...Totally awesome (*-*)
08-18-2017, 12:23 PM #8
Ruby Wolf Member
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Years ago i grudgingly worked with a lady named Maureen...

And let me tell everyone right here and now she was really stupid and totally dumb...

So one day it just dawned on me...

Shes a real moron...

And wow whataya know...

Then i realized how much Maureen sounds like moron...

A poetically fitting description for her...

And suddenly another cool two word combination for a metal band name was born...

"Maureen Moron"...or..."Moron Maureen"

Absolutely hilarious...Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa (*-*)
08-18-2017, 02:12 PM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
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Heres three more, awesome and hilarious, word combination names for possible future heavy metal bands, that i just thought of...

"When Demons Invade Your Dreams"...and..."Rabid Squirrels Crushed My Bicycle"...and..."Bats In Her Belfry"...
08-18-2017, 03:17 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,089 Threads:753 Joined:Feb 2011
Halal Hambone

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-18-2017, 03:39 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(08-18-2017, 12:23 PM)Wicked Oblivion Wrote:  Years ago i grudgingly worked with a lady named Maureen...

And let me tell everyone right here and now she was really stupid and totally dumb...

So one day it just dawned on me...

Shes a real moron...

And wow whataya know...

Then i realized how much Maureen sounds like moron...

A poetically fitting description for her...

And suddenly another cool two word combination for a metal band name was born...

"Maureen Moron"...or..."Moron Maureen"

Absolutely hilarious...Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa (*-*)
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(08-18-2017, 03:17 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Halal Hambone

Well, that wuz PC. 13.gif coffeetime.gif chuckle.gif

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08-18-2017, 05:15 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,089 Threads:753 Joined:Feb 2011
(08-18-2017, 03:39 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(08-18-2017, 12:23 PM)Wicked Oblivion Wrote:  Years ago i grudgingly worked with a lady named Maureen...

And let me tell everyone right here and now she was really stupid and totally dumb...

So one day it just dawned on me...

Shes a real moron...

And wow whataya know...

Then i realized how much Maureen sounds like moron...

A poetically fitting description for her...

And suddenly another cool two word combination for a metal band name was born...

"Maureen Moron"...or..."Moron Maureen"

Absolutely hilarious...Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa (*-*)
chuckle.gif
(08-18-2017, 03:17 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Halal Hambone

Well, that wuz PC.  13.gif   coffeetime.gif   chuckle.gif

Of course it wasn't PC. IT'S METAL, DAMMIT!

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-18-2017, 07:20 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Then it should be Hell's Halal Hambone chuckle.gif

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08-18-2017, 08:43 PM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,089 Threads:753 Joined:Feb 2011
Or an all chick band called Halal Hores. (I was afraid the word filter would change it.)

How about a young girls band named Mohammad's Mistress?

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-21-2017, 09:16 PM #15
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,078 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
Earlier today i was talking with someone about one thing, which soon led to us talking about another thing...

Resulting in another awesome name for a heavy metal band..."Reptilian Death Star"...



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