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Aww, the poor little puppy
01-31-2019, 05:00 AM #1
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If your dog - perish the thought - were to have a still birth, would you call the little fella a fetus or a puppy?
02-01-2019, 08:35 AM #2
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"She looked lovingly into her husband's eyes and said;we are having a fetus;i'm pregnant."

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02-01-2019, 08:37 AM #3
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Seriously, all this fetus talk etc..is sickening

babies are babies

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02-01-2019, 08:44 AM #4
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at the zoo;looking at a pregnant animal-"oh look that animal is carrying/having a baby"
on a street in nyc; looking at a pregnant woman-"oh look that woman is carrying/having a fetus"

usa is way fucked up already;moreso every day

Rant/

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02-01-2019, 09:01 AM #5
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(01-31-2019, 05:00 AM)Me? Wrote:  If your dog - perish the thought - were to have a still birth, would you call the little fella a fetus or a puppy?

puppy

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02-01-2019, 08:03 PM #6
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I would call it a miracle! He never had sex in his life!
02-01-2019, 08:50 PM #7
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(02-01-2019, 08:03 PM)Octo nli Wrote:  I would call it a miracle! He never had sex in his life!

That joke was so profound it sounds like an instant life lesson. It took this below average individual three reads to get it, it was such a hidden gem.

PS. Was your last time particularly disappointing or messy?  chuckle.gif My last time has exceeded the statutes of limitations It was part of the sentencing: j/k "Leave those pretty boys and Bubba alone." I got out on good behavior, which thoroughly p.o.'ed my bunk mates.

It's sad really because my hard rod is located in my back and made of titanium. I'm better for me to Go Ogling.
02-03-2019, 12:28 AM #8
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02-05-2019, 01:51 AM #9
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02-05-2019, 06:30 PM #10
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I can hardly believe this late term abortion deal is even real!?! How is it not murder? wtf2.gif



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