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BIGFOOT ! nice perfume , and the Fractal
04-12-2013, 12:12 AM #136
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Dana gave it up about 2 hours after I left .
He could not find the connector the wire was to fit .
( because there was no connector that it fit , )

He fell asleep right there in position on the front floor of the Bus , Passed out
is what happen lmao.gif

Next Morning at 8:30 am I opened the door ,, i noticed his other car was still
parked in my lot .

I think,, he must still be in here . ( He was )

I call out his name : DANA !

no answer ,,

I look over at the Bus thinking he may be in the back on the bed asleep .

I see two feet sticking out the open drivers door .

I laugh

I walk up,, Grab a shoe, jiggle it, Dana, get up , go upstairs and sleep on the
bed in my office
I have to open in 30 minutes .

He snorts,, flaps his arm in the air

I step back
( my nuts were right above his feet , I'll take chances, but not with my Boys )

I drum a bit on the Bus and sing : Go to bed my Baby,, go to sleep upstairs

He snorts again ,, and opens an eye

dana ,, come on Buddy ,, you're a mess man , You go up stairs and sleep
Ok ?

He raises up, blinking,, wipes his mouth ,,
Looks up at me ,,

ROG ',, ah Dude ,, shït,,, I was having a Nightmare man

I crack up, and say : HA! yeah, i hear if you sleep with shoes on
you dream of running from Monsters all night .

Did it catch you ?

NO !
I dreamed I was that little brown wire ,,,

Rog ::: What ?!

Dana : DUDE listen,,, I dreamed I was that little Brown wire ,,
and I didn't know where I went ,,, Like where do I fit,,

I kept entering all these rooms down this long hallway,,,
and every room i went into ,,,

other wires were there ,,,
they'd yell at me ,,
" HEY ! GET OUT OF HERE , YOU DON'T BELONG IN HERE ,,,

YOU'LL SHORT US ALL OUT !!!!

Dana ::: Rog',,, it was devastating dude,, I ran and ran ,, every room
more wires,, all other colors but brown ,,,

No where did I fit ,,,,

Rog' : So,,, what did you do finally man ?

Dana : what do ya mean ? what did I do,, ??? I woke up ,, you woke me ,,,
man,,, you saved my life !!

Rog: ( Bust a Gut Laughing ) Dana,, come on ,, Your still dreaming it,,
it's a figment man,, come on,, I'll get you to bed upstairs,, you need sleep
badly .

Dana ,,: No,,, I don't wanna go back in that hall of rooms ,,

Rog' : Dana ,, it was a dream,, remember ?

Dana : Huh ?!,, oh,,, oh yeah ,, Ok,,, uh,, upstairs ?

Rog' : think you can make it alright ?

Dana: yeah,, i think so ,,, gotta piss first ,,,


He gets up, I see the Little Brown wire dangling that he was fussing with
I grab it and call to him ,,

hey Dana ,, this wire ?

Dana : Yeah, that's the fucker,, the sum bitch

Rog : Dana,, here,, watch,,

I push the wire onto a male receptacle on the Body panel where it goes to ground
it ,,,,
There ya go Dana ,,, Now you know where you went , you're there now ,,
no more Nightmare Buddy
04-12-2013, 12:37 AM #137
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How Dana's parents gave him his name

Mom ::: Honey, what name shall we call the baby


Dad :::: Duh ????


Mom shaking her head ::: Nah

Duh-Nah ----- into Dana

it fit

and there he is .
04-12-2013, 09:44 AM #138
Wicked Oblivion Member
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İmage
04-12-2013, 11:39 AM #139
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Nice perfume?

İmage
04-12-2013, 06:39 PM #140
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,272 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
he he

try it like this

hear a person fart

then say it


nice perfume
04-12-2013, 07:50 PM #141
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,272 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
man to man : 5 cents please

alien to alien : Nice Latex

woman to woman : Nice perfume

God to Noah : two by two

Serpent to Eve : want to make some money honey

Newton to his Apple : why does it always start with you guys

Ken Keysey to himself : You can count the seeds in an apple
you cannot count the apples in a seed

next

Aliens in Latex Faces
Newtons apples
keysey's seeds
Eve's hooking
Noah's Flood
5 cent cigars
and
Nice perfume
04-12-2013, 07:56 PM #142
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,272 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
~~~~~~ The Worst part of Waking up , is Folgers in your Cup ~~~~~~~~


have you ever acted like you were brain Damaged to get over
on some Jerk ?

No ?

Why not ?

I just did .
04-12-2013, 08:50 PM #143
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,272 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
~~~~ Flying Home ~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Had an old dream last evening
I was flying home
Things looked so peaceful
I'd been gone so long

I saw you waiting,
next you wore that smile for me

dreamed I was flying home
across the sea
oh, across the sea

When that dream was over
and I raised my head
Sunshine, like honey,
poured out on the bed

Your hair all across my pillow,
darling I love you so
Morning's the sweetest time of day I know

sweetest time I know


I've been a roller
for seven weeks gone
night owls, sleepwalkers, up until dawn

New York is bad news but Texas was worse
Ain't seen the comfort of my home...

Had that old dream last evening
I was flying home

Things looked so peaceful I'd been gone too long
I saw you waiting and
still keep that love for me
Dreamed I was coming home, across the sea
Oh, across the sea.


~~~~~~~~ End


kinda feels better after that hug.gif
04-13-2013, 07:57 AM #144
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,272 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-11-2013, 11:06 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  My Major field of study was the regaining of the Inner Peace lost through the contact of the Physical 3D plane of this " ___________ " <-------<< "YOU " Try filling it in

...gift to experience sentient life.


you were Sentient before you came into this 3d plane .

and you have always lived a Sentient Life .hug.gif
04-13-2013, 08:07 AM #145
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,272 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
I like this verse very much

"""When that dream was over
and I raised my head
Sunshine, like honey,
poured out on the bed

Your hair all across my pillow,
darling I love you so
Morning's the sweetest time of day I know

sweetest time I know """



That is because it is a True experience right out of my life
everyday for about ,,,
a long time actually.

"Mornings the Sweetest Time of day I know "

Indeed it is,

Sunrise
Loved one melded into your arms

That Sea , sand, beach and breeze before you ,,

The Snuggle with Her , shared coffee or Tea

sharing the beauty as a day awakens in front of you

You know ?

we have paradise here man .

let's treat it as such .

Let's Birth some heaven on Earth .
04-13-2013, 08:31 AM #146
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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clap.gif Well said. We could have paradise on earth if not for the archaic greed based control system we have to deal with.

wonder.gif
04-13-2013, 11:08 AM #147
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,286 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
yup.gif What other medium puts you in an alpha state then proceeds to thump your logical mind to smithereens.

wonder.gif
04-13-2013, 11:42 AM #148
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,272 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-13-2013, 11:08 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  yup.gif What other medium puts you in an alpha state then proceeds to thump your logical mind to smithereens.


Now THAT right there is well said


04-13-2013, 02:34 PM #149
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,902 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(04-13-2013, 07:57 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(04-11-2013, 11:06 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  My Major field of study was the regaining of the Inner Peace lost through the contact of the Physical 3D plane of this " ___________ " <-------<< "YOU " Try filling it in

...gift to experience sentient life.


you were Sentient before you came into this 3d plane .

and you have always lived a Sentient Life .hug.gif


I don't remember, I don't recall. coffeetime.gif
04-13-2013, 07:14 PM #150
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funny

running with the crowd does that to you chuckle.gif



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