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04-15-2013, 07:37 AM #166
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04-15-2013, 07:39 AM #167
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(04-15-2013, 07:29 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  İmage


Smolenske , That's an old pic of me,,, I've shaved my legs since then man

04-15-2013, 07:42 AM #168
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(04-15-2013, 07:39 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(04-15-2013, 07:29 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  İmage


Smolenske , That's an old pic of me,,, I've shaved my legs since then man

I totally believe in sasquatch,i've heard their horrifying unearthly screams and I think they live underground and ascend upon our surface world to hunt and capture people who end up missing and never seen or heard from again,but I cant help posting some humorous images (*-*)
04-15-2013, 09:32 AM #169
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No they do not hunt and capture humans

I have to tell you to think about it this way ,,

They do not want human attention drawn to them

Kidnapping a human is exactly the quickest way to get their area
over run with Human Searchers which may find them .

They do their best to avoid any contact with Humans

they are very much aware of what a Threat Humans are to their lives

they will avoid you if it is at all possible in every way they can .

Make sense ?
04-15-2013, 09:53 AM #170
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Everyone could benefit from avoiding contact with other humans. chuckle.gif

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04-15-2013, 10:05 PM #171
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time to Move~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~ or ~~~~


~~~~ Roll the Dead for Gold ~~~~~

some say a person has less skin then water

some say , can't depend on anyone's dollar


some say , when you get real old

they bury you and steal your gold

I'd say it all depends

you can't really lose

in a game nobody wins

When I die

I'll take my soul and go

reason's why ?

Gold will weigh you down

to your hell below


Some say
you can't really lose
in a game nobody wins

Some say you
only die of
indulging in too many sins

When I cash my Ticket in

I want'a see a list
of my Sins

cause if I can't lose
it's because nobody wins

not because of a list of sins

Buy you
sell you
pimp
and your popped

may be all you
can sell
when the market drops

Money ain't heaven
Heaven ain't for sale
try to buy it
end in hell
cause in heaven
nothings for sale

Sign there on the door
say's
we're not pimps
and we're not whores

go to hell
and roast like smores

Gold got'cha thinkin'
it's worth a Weight

ain't worth selling
yourself
for a dead souls fate

I'll take mine in heaven time
don't want your troubles
just keep your's
and by and by
you can have mine


~~~~~ End

04-16-2013, 04:50 AM #172
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04-16-2013, 06:21 AM #173
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(04-15-2013, 09:32 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  No they do not hunt and capture humans

I have to tell you to think about it this way ,,

They do not want human attention drawn to them

Kidnapping a human is exactly the quickest way to get their area
over run with Human Searchers which may find them .

They do their best to avoid any contact with Humans

they are very much aware of what a Threat Humans are to their lives

they will avoid you if it is at all possible in every way they can .

Make sense ?

Many many tens of thousands of people go missing all over the world all the time and many of them are never seen or heard from again and so who knows for sure whats really happened to them and so some of them very well could have been taken away by the race of subterranean apes we call bigfoot and we would never even realize whats going on all around us...

Theres hundreds of millions of square miles of surface area beneath our feet,mysterious realms that most people never even think about and those places are 99% totally unknown to us and 99% completely unexplored by us...

Underground passageways leading all over the world beneath earths surface is the only way that i can think of to explain how sasquatch could get around enough to be seen just about everywhere on earth...

I mean think about it,how did bigfoot get to hawaii,by swimming there? no,i doubt it...

By traversing underground caverns and tunnels? probably...
04-16-2013, 12:31 PM #174
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~~~~~~ Summertime Concerts ~~~~~~~
1973 Forum Los Angeles Ca.


The Forum held concerts , problem was , it sucked .

It's this HUGE Billion acre enclosed Colosseum type enclosure type building

no place to dance , everything was stay in your seat
and no matter where you sat , you couldn't see anything but the head in front of you
or you were a mile from anything you'd want to see .

We had tickets to a Show , think it was " The Who ",, yeah,, that's what it was The Who

Our seats were on the top tier 4 hundred yards from the stage .

I may have as well sat on my roof at home .

Carl comes up with an Idea, we could drop from the Cat Walk down to the floor
and walk right down to the stage .

COOL ! I'm in ,,

Carl is about 6'3 in flat feet, geeky with thick lenses in his glasses that
look like they came off an old telescope,,

so thick, on a clear day, you can see God .

He's a nice guy, and hangs well with you if treated with respect .

At night or in the dark his eyesight is very limited , Close to the stage in that dark
cavern of a venue , is where he has to be to see anything .

So, we're gonna get him down there somehow , and Carl got to work on that
and came up with this plan.

It's Carl, Rick a skinny small friend , and myself cause I have to be there for support, cause i bought the tickets.

Carl wants to sit on the rail of the Balcony, then swing his legs over , and he can
drop to the floor below ,, and run for the stage before a bouncer
catches him.

Good Idea I think, Rick agrees, and Carl's game , so we line up like
rail birds on a fence right above the entrance onto the floor where
people walk through to get in to their seats down there .

I look down, I look at Rick on my right,,, he's looking down ,,, I look left at Carl ,, he's looking down .

I look right ,, Rick looks left,, we look at each other,, I say to Rick,, man, i don't know,,
that's got to be 2 stories man ,,,

Rick crinkles an eyebrow , looks down , turns to me,,, 20 feet at least ,, man,,

I don't know about this ,, maybe,, ( and he leans back and say's pass my shoulder,,,,,
Hey Carl,, I don't know man,,, that's a pretty far drop Ed's )
( We call Carl Ed's,,,for Fast Eddy ,,, a schemer from an old show )

Carl looked back down ( he can't see shït through his binoculars anyway )
He says : Ain't nothing but a meatball guys ( meaning it's as easy as making a meatball )

I say , Carl,, no really buddy, it's higher then you think,,
Carl stands up,,,
he is on the other side of the rail ,,, I look down,,, I see a couple walk through the
entrance and think,, shït,, he could land on someone ,,

Carl looks straight ahead and stepped right out into midair drawing his other foot forward and placing heels together like he was walking on a sidewalk

his hair flies straight up twirling ,,,, pants legs rising up to his knees

Arms out a bit fingers in a flutter until his arms are almost over his head when he hits
20 feet to zero in a second

PATWEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee SPLAT !

He hit ground and his legs shot straight out and BAM ! on his ass ,,

a sneaker flies off one way,, the other straight skyward in an arch over into the back
of the guy who just walked through with his date ,, a
the one Carl just missed killing

his Glasses Fly off his face ,,, and slide down the Isle

People on his right look left
people on his left look right

the victim of the sneaker turns and looks back
People begin to stand up and walk over to him

Rick looks down
I look to heaven

Carl looks hurtin' Unit

I run down to the divider rail, jump over and run on solid ground down to Carl

I get to him, people help him up

Girl hands him his Glasses
Guy has one of his sneaks and hands it to him

I ask : Ed's,, you ok man ?

Carl looks at me through squinty eyes : You jump too Rog'

no Carl i stepped over the rail at the divider and walked over

Carl looks where i stepped onto the floor from above uning the small wall,,,

shït ,, I didn't see that you could just step onto the floor over there ,,,

Carl looks for the other sneak

Carl : Uh,, I think i ƒükkêd up my heel on that one Rog',,,

see my shoe anywhere ?

Rick comes up, got your sneak Ed's ,,, here man

Carl : lets move before all the excitement draws attention to us ,,, ( we already had all the attention
but he can't see )

off he jams down the isle limping but a happy Hippy ( he beat the rules again )

He's on the ground floor,, he's at The Who Concert,, and soon to be
right at the stage ,,, Oh yeah , he's got Hippy Heaven in his Hip Pocket ,,,

He's awesome apples with a gimp

Me and Rick Laugh ,, Rick say's ,,, Ed's so happy he forgot the pain already ,,
look at him go man ,,, heh heh

I smile and wink,, : He shines man ,,,, look at him,,
our hearts feel his happiness man

Carl had a bit of awkwardness to his dance step that night ,,,
but he danced every tune ,, with all his might ,, BIG smiles glowing on his face

That event we all found something

I found another reason to believe in positive thinking , and a new Girlfriend ,,
( One i had didn't like concerts, that's why i took Carl and Rick instead of a Girl )

Rick found another Story to tell his Grand Kids

Carl found a way to walk down to the floor the next time

God found another smile on his face watching us

and ' The Who " were upstaged that night by a incoming Hippy Missile from above .






04-17-2013, 04:21 AM #175
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Janis , putting the exclamation point to the point .
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04-17-2013, 04:50 AM #176
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Oh man Janis was the best blues singer ever


04-17-2013, 05:00 AM #177
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Janis was a free spirit


as a free spirit myself

i felt what she said , internalized it as a truth , for it was .

That Southern Baptist indoctrination took no hold on either of us .

That was 1969 when I saw her sing that Song .

Held that thought a long time , didn't I ? chuckle.gif
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04-17-2013, 05:06 AM #178
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Janis was a giver, she gave everything in her music and nothing can match her. That you held that thought so long is a compliment to her giving cheers.gif
04-17-2013, 05:44 AM #179
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Back to the Faire

Whether standing sitting walking ,, no matter , if we were not
engaged in a task , We clung to each other, laid in to each other,
held each other or held hands .

Contact with each other when together , came with being , we just had to
touch .

I swear Sarah must have gotten close to drowning in the spittle of
the kisses i planted on those Beaver Cheeks of hers .

Kiss hello, kiss good bye ,, kiss as we sat or walked ,, kiss to just kiss because we could .

Kiss to wake each other

Not aware of how other people can handle being with the person they love
and not just cling to them all the time and kiss them .

For, with me , I can't leave it alone ,, just can't , emotion just wells up and i bust
open on them with every piece .

We rose from the Log and walked along the path by that little stream arms around each other

she pulled me into her and to a stop ,, Rog' , I've been on a journey to find meaning ,,

My boyfriend cheated and I left to drain away the pain ,, and swore i would not get
involved til i was ready again ,,

I listened , ( what you do, you listen, this is of the heart, you love a person, be there
for them and listen )

I didn't think we would get this ,,, this deeply involved with each other ,, I thought maybe
we would be together ,, for a little while to stave off loneliness inside me ,,

Rog', be honest with me ,, you tell me you love me and I want that to be real ,,

Do you love me Rog' , deeply , i mean ,, enough to not let me down ?

" Yes ",,,

it was all I could manage

the kiss, you don't experience a kiss in that manner too often ,, unless that deepness
is within both of you and the moment is as this was ,, for this, hit every emotion
love can spark in you .

04-17-2013, 10:15 AM #180
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Sarah

at the faire

if you see no ego

it's because it's not there

Those eyes I looked into
and fell in

why resist ?



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