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06-10-2013, 11:00 AM #346
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Composing with Beepers

water songs
06-10-2013, 09:44 PM #347
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1998

Phoenix Arizona

Pep Boys Auto store


Clerk to co-worker : Hey Juan !

Rog' : back to clerk : Hey what ?

clerk : Oh , no, i'm sorry , i was calling my co-worker

uh,, is your name Juan too ?

Rog' : No,,,,, I just like doing that kinda shït .

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06-10-2013, 09:56 PM #348
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Building a high rise downtown LA 1981


electrician's name is rick , he is calling his co-worker Bob on the floor below him where

I am working .

Rick : Bob, send me up a 2 and 4 -3's

Rog' : WHAT ?

Rick : Send up a 2 and 4 - 3's !

Rog': WHAT ?

Rick : SEND UP A 2 AND 4- 3'S ,,, RIGHT NOW !


Rog' : SAY AGAIN !

Rick : YOU DEAF BASTARD , GET A MIRACLE EAR

NOW SEND UP A 2 AND 4- 3'S !


Rog' meekly : ok be right there

Rick's waiting for the 2 and 4- 3's


15 minutes go by

Rick : BOB !

Rog' : yeah ?

Rick : YOU GOING TO SEND THOSE UP ? IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH G-DAMN IT !

Rog' : HUH ?!

Rick on the floor above about to piss lucky charms

Rick : WHERE'S THOSE PIECES BOB , YOU SAID YOU'D SEND THEM UP 15 MINUTES AGO !

I step out and look up the shaft at Rick , he looks down at me

Rog' : what pieces are you talking about man

Rick : WAS THAT YOU THAT ANSWERED ME ? !

Rog' : was that YOU that called me ?

Rick : GD MF'er ,, s.o.b. a-hole


Rog' : Why you sweet talking man you lol.gif
06-10-2013, 10:23 PM #349
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Buckeye flats Sequoia National park 1973

Drunken Camper in the camp site next to ours
has an Ice Chest full of beer near the bush on the dividing line between
our camp sites .

I am 18 , too young to buy beer

I sneak a beer out of his ice chest
he hears the lid open and ,,,,,

Drunk : hey Ken ,, you gettin' a beer , bring me one would ya ?

Rog' with a gruff voice

Rog' : yeah , give me a second

Drunk : so K

I take a six pack and stash it in my trunk

and sit down popping open a can

Drunk : Hey

Rog: yeah

Drunk : Ken ,, gettin that beer , or do i have to get up ?

Rog' : Oh yeah , uh ,,, hang on

I sneak back and take the rest of the beer leaving one can

soon the drunk

Drunk : KEN ! WHERE'S THAT G-D BEER AT BUDDY ?!

Rog' : there's none left ,,, you waited too long


Drunk about to bust a vessel

Drunk : WHAT ?! CAN'T BE GONE ,,, WHOLE CASE IN THERE AND I ONLY HAD
FOUR !!!!!

Rog' : four what ? sixpacks ? that's all that comes in a case ya drunken asshole

Drunk jumps up staggering around for the ice Chest

Rog' is hiding on the otherside of his vehicle watching him

Drunk gets to the ice chest and opens it

Drunk : G-damned thieves got us AGAIN !

KEN ! HEY KEN , WE GOT RIPPED OFF !!!!!
KEN WHERE ARE YOU ?!

Rog' through a giggle

Rog' : Over there

Drunk : over where ,,, come here

Rog' : NO

DRUNK : what ?

rOG' : YOU'RE DRUNK AND MEAN ,,, NO !

Drunk : G_Damn it ,, where'd all the beer go Ken ?

Rog' : You drank it , how'd ya think ya got drunk ?


Drunk : I need another BEER !


The drunk walks to his camper looking for more beer in the frig

I sneak a six pack back in the ice chest and ,,,

acting as Ken and yelling

Rog' : HEY , THERE'S A SIX PACK IN THE ICE CHEST ASSHOLE !

Drunk looks around

Drunk : ken ?

where you at , there's no beer in there i checked

Rog' : Look again, you're too drunk , there's beer in there

drunk walks to the ice chest and looks in

Drunk : Hey ?wasn't there moment ago

he grabs the whole six pack and sits back in his lounge chair with it

I lift the lid and slam it back and hide again

Rog: You GLUTON , you took the last six pack

Drunk : BURP ,, yep, didn't want it playing anymore tricks


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06-10-2013, 10:49 PM #350
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1977 Redondo Beach Calif.

Multi Denominational Church

Drive by cussing


Toms driving and I'm passenger in his VW bug

we are coming up on a Church on Sunday after services

The Congregation has just emptied the Church and everybodies standing around
Gossiping in front ..

I tell Tom

Rog' : Tom slow down and creep , watch this dude

I grab my Framing Hammer out of my tool bag in the Back Seat

and lean my body out the window of the Bug ,, standing on the floor board
and waving the Hammer over my head

as we pass the congregation real slow on my side of the street

I yell at them real LOUD


Rog' : GAWD DAMMIT ,,,, GAWD DAMMIT TO HEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

YA GAWD DAMNED BASTARDS ,,, YA GAWD DAMMMMMMMMMNNNED BLASPHEMERS

GAWD DAMMIT IT

GAWD DAMMIT TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

YA GAWD DAMNED ADULTERER'S
GAWD DAMMIT TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I AM GAWD DAMNED THOR AND I AM GAWD DAMED MAD AS HELLLLLLLLLL
GAWD DAMMIT TO HELL

Tom stop the car

I sit down

Rog: Get going f_cker

Tom : No, i want to see what they do

Men start down the steps toward us, mad red cheeks glowing ,, mumbling mean threats

Rog' : Tom,,, move,,,, GET GOING A$$HOLE !

Tom : NO !


Rog' : I'll break the windshield with this ( Hammer )

Tom ; Ok, you spoil everything

as we drive away
I stick my head out and look back

and ,,,,

yell ,,,, GAWD DAMNED CHICKENS ,,, I'D A BEAT YOR A$$E$

GAWD DAMMIT TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!
06-10-2013, 10:58 PM #351
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next Sunday

do a drive by cuss

Go today by the Church of your choice and check their sign
for when the sermon ends and they come out .


I tried it once with a Dildo stuck on my hat

best freaking laugh I ever had rofl.gif
06-10-2013, 11:00 PM #352
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Posts:8,251 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
it's worth it just for the look

of blue haired ladies with red faces dressed in white

red white and blue

gawd their eye's get MEAN looks lol.giflol.giflol.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif


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06-11-2013, 05:27 AM #353
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So ,, they went around the World Killing off people in their homeland

Built the cities and raped the Earth

bought and sold each other and the loot they stole from the indigenous

All the while where ever they went

They Built their Churches to their Kind and Loving God

and if the Indigenous would not Worship their kind and loving God

They would be tortured , killed , whipped and burned at the stake


500 years later

A Rog' descended down from both the blood lines would come
along into the World

Drive pass their Churches

and do a Drive by cussing at their Hypocritical A$$E$

He would torment their minds and twist their emotions

Point to their Hypocrisy and call them what they are to their faces

They would be offended by his words ,,, even though his words were of their true

consciousness .

They would hate him
and berate him

they would claim him offensive

and he was , he offended them with their own truth .

They in their entitlement would not agree he was spot on correct about them .

In their consciousness

they believe themselves to be the HIGH HOLY of the Earth and entitled to
MURDER for what they desired .


They are a lessening breed now

their consciousness fading away as they die off .


another 500 years and they'll be gone


no one will recall what the consciousness was like
for no one will have thought like them in 100's of years .

No longer will churches have meetings

no longer will there be Drive By Cuss Outs


all of it gone ,, dried out and dead


Doesn't the Future look awesome ? lmao.gif

06-11-2013, 07:33 AM #354
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Let's see if i can write one song real quick

~~~~~ Song of Source `~~~~~~```


last time I seen the one

She was resting on her Sun

Listened to the river course
through my veins

and the song of source
beat against my brains

Seems I just can't take away those
thoughts of mine

Seems I'm stuck in a mold
of someone Else's making

Seems i can't break the code
and somethings shaking

shaking me down
shaking me
shaking me down

When i rose my head
I could hear voices
not exactly what they said

but their simple choices

stopped to touch the candle flame
just time to be burned

stepped right up to make my claim
of all the stories I lived and learned

Last I saw the one
she was standing next to me

I was standing aside
to let the passing of the next scene

When she placed her hand in mine
i flinched back to reality
retraced the land of mind
and found she was gone from me

Lose a moment in time
no tellin' where you skipped
space

lose a little space
and no tellin' what time
you lost
or what place

Lose your heart to a fragment
of a woman who loved you hard

you can't say it was a loss
cause you gained
no matter what it cost

You lose standing stagnant
afraid to leave your yard

you can count it a loss
you refrained
from chancing the cost


~~~~ Chorus ~~~~

shaking me down
shaking me
shaking me down


She and i found something
together we never would have seen

sometimes fate brings you together
for what you should have been

and sometimes it just falls together
like wind you can never chain

this time fate folded arms around
two who were meant to be

there is no real dividing line
between the heart and mind
of two who love so hard
they meld like 999 fine

~~~~~ ( Chorus ) ~~~`


shaking me down
shaking me
shaking me down


~~~~~~`End`~~~~~



06-11-2013, 08:22 AM #355
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some of my influences

Crosby , Stills ,,, Nash ,,, and Young

This is David Crosby's song : " Almost cut my Hair "

works into a Jam session with Neal and Steve
06-11-2013, 05:47 PM #356
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
Yeah, I'd say that song tells is like it was.



One of many songs that influenced me and told it like it was.

06-11-2013, 06:44 PM #357
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Once
this entire area was covered in this forest


now, concrete and asphalt

with SIGNS

at least the former Civilizations used stone

the natural building material chuckle.gif
06-11-2013, 06:47 PM #358
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
Do the signs say 'trespassers will be shot'?
06-11-2013, 06:51 PM #359
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,279 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
Stone is by far better and god knows lasts longer. In my hometown there was an old factory that had shut down, 20 years later it looked like a field.
Even the trees and started growing again, bituminous pavement is pretty short lived, and you have to maintain it or mother nature will reclaim it.

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06-11-2013, 07:27 PM #360
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just wrote this for the other thread

think it fits here too

heh heh

so i sneak it in here chuckle.gif


~~~~~~ Borders to divide and Conquer the people ~~~~~~~~~~~


Christ to the Centurion

" Why do you need an Army ? "


Centurion to Christ

" To protect our borders "

Christ replies

" Well , if you didn't have borders , then you wouldn't have anything to protect
now would you "

" So , i see no physical border , so it is only in your mind ? "

" So you are protecting a border that is only in your mind , but , does not really exist
outside your mind ? "


Centurion in reply

" Cesar pays us to protect the border in his mind "


Christ in reply

" Cesar's mind is small ,,, should take only one person to protect what is in it ,,,
and he can do that for himself "


" Why not walk away and leave that to him , and join the real World ? "

Centurion in reply

" We pay him to pay us to protect the border in his mind , and the others will
kill me if i walk away from the border in his mind "

Christ in reply

" Stop paying him to pay you to keep yourself in the cage in his mind that
the bars of , are nothing more then a figment of his mind "

then all of you walk away , the cage walls are the border , and the border
is fake , watch , I'll step through the wall "

Christ steps two feet beyond the imaginary border and steps back


Christ : " See , there's nothing there to stop you "

Centurion

" WOW ! now i see what you mean "



~~~~ End ~~~~~


People pay protection money to tricksters who convince them
that they have something to protect .

In reality

the protection of a figment

like this : Mexico , U.S. Border

On one side of the imaginary line

a Man is paid $3 a day to be a Carpenter

on the other side of the imaginary line

that same man is paid $44 an hour to be a Carpenter

The line was never there until Men thought it up for themselves

it is not there now

except in THOUGHT

but that thought was pushed into other peoples minds as a fact

so the thought spread

it is a false thought with a false line

but the thought gave it reality

a False thought can create a reality in the physical world


Now The Fractal thought process

there is no line

therefore , it does not exist




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