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06-17-2013, 06:42 AM #391
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~~~~~ The Fall of Prince Fat ~~~~~~

The lower case
third person singular
with a burning mind

sits in the skull
of a lost soul
missing time

fair weather friend
stops by to wink
a High

the last teardrop
of a crying sky

Sea level dropping
a mile a millennium
drops so slow
you can hardly bare
to feel 'em

Willow Branch sink so low
nerve endings
ran last in the show
first runner up
came around last
would'a been here sooner
but can't move over too fast

can't say what tomorrow
might bring
but in this Pot Luck
it's good to bring anything

Hop Scotch
and hip Irish too
gonna join the Isle of Man
soon as the Brits get laid
and the hoops
are jumped through

Nothin' say's lovin'
like a Sky full of blue
wind will wander
as far as you
want it to

Throne of Isis
sits in a Tomb
while Pharaohs daughter
stands drenched in gloom
asking permission
to dance with the Moon

Pills all popped
and dope all shot
when the beer runs out
your mind starts it's rot

Argue the moment you
begin to spin
down into darkness
wearing Samson's
under Tiger's skin

Argue with torment
as he rakes you in
cashing your welfare
and soaking up Gin

Tomorrow comes
in a Benz
alligator hide
wearing muffs made
of Antelope skins

Turn to find
your back staring
at you
stare right back
best you can do
stare into it's mind
stare all day
only to find
you've stared yourself
into the back of your mind

White Picket fence
on a country lane
serene setting
for a murder
in the rain

Last call for the
Al at the back of the hall
shoving dishes
and stacking them tall

Al whistles at
the girl on a Bike
passing him by
to visit her Dike

Al wishes he could compete
with the Tongue of
that Dike Monique
but she's practiced
all of her life
at making off
with a good man's wife

Daisy Yellow colored Sun
where on earth
you shine for some
not for others
and yet for me
what Shines through
the dark
only I can see

Lay the lady
on a Mattress soft and
let the walkers
sooth her with
cookies ,milk
fresh from the farm

lady wakes by sad dreams
and she tilts her eyes to the side

watching as broken hearts
sigh with their screams
while wonder washes up
on the tide

Wonder wanders out
on it's own
never looking back
forgetting about home

Scene of desperation
wall of brick
falling Humpty's
Kings Horses made of tricks
all fall to pieces
when the Dance comes around
Can't Humpty a Dumpty
once he's smashed
on the ground

Lost Future in a minute past
Took sutures to hold the cast
Humpty died on his way
too catch the Gloom
from a Sunny damned day
under a blacked out moon

couldn't have died
none too soon

no, he couldn't have died
under a shiny Moon

He had to die
under that dark
of a Moon
shroud in the Gloom

Cause Light is not
what Humpty was about
when you are that damned
you stay in the dark
and seldom come out

Couldn't have died none too soon

had to die by the dark
of the Moon

~~~~~~~ End

06-17-2013, 07:30 PM #392
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Super Glue would have helped

that Egg

but with a name like Humpty Dumpty

why bother to be saved

learn a lesson
from him

stay off of walls

or your future's

gonna be dim
06-17-2013, 08:45 PM #393
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I spent a huge amount of time around a few very insecure people .

If ever you become sick of being a happy person ,,,

One very good way to become miserable

is to spend a huge amount of time around a very insecure person

better yet
if you hate yourself greatly

get involved Romantically with a very insecure person

It's a living hell . lmao.gif

" Do I look FAT in this ? "

If you hear that from the person you are involved with romantically ,,,

You just were given the signpost for Hell ,,

best to beat feet right there and then .
06-17-2013, 09:14 PM #394
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~~~~ Far gone conclusions become delusions when lies become your reality ~~~~

( Lead in is on tom tom drums )
( begin first verse at end of lead guitar solo )

" sitting , you're wondering,,,,, ( stretch that a bit )

which way to go::::::: ( stretch that a bit more )))

Standing before you
life ,,, with so much more to know

Now , it's time , for you to be on your own

Direction uncertain
future unknown

now that it's time
for you to be on your own

Out walkin' the street
no where to roam
wearing thin your feet
searchin' ,,,, searchin' for home

Stand , stop , now realize
all your life lived
was through other's eyes

You choose your life now
what direction it follows
and where you'll call home

wander further
or stay to be alone

Sitting ,,, you're wondering

which way to go ,,,
just release child
and let your life flow

Together we are
you settle down slow

run off crazy
and miss us becoming
as we grow

Tomorrow will take care
of it's own
today child , now come
let's make today
our own ,,,

Take my hand
I'l walk beside
you have the skill
to be your own guide

walking with you
mind at ease
nothing to worry
and all is to please

Sitting , you're wondering
which way to go

Just stand and step forward
into the flow

Repeat chorus and end

06-18-2013, 05:13 AM #395
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~~~~~ Lord , let the pain rain in ~~~~~

" Too many days I've seen
where the people of the city
turned vicious and mean "

" Night comes on
not so pretty
and it's a whole
nuther scene ,,

Dark brings out
the nature of the beast

hard line crazies
wasted ,,, walking
or crawling
the streets

Honey need a date
every corner heard

broken hearts
speaking broken words

got your medication
for all your ills
take a sniff
or pop these pills

Hand full coin
and a dollar bill
gonna get 'cha
a cure for that ill

Stray Cat , back alley fight
comes hissing into the night

Trash can bang
on the side of a head
wake in the morning
feel as though dead

City streets have no peace
gonna carry me away
on a sail across the Seas

Gonna Sail away
sail away
unto I don't care

Sail away ,, on away from here

Uptown got me down
downtown turn me in
city got my head
in a righteous spin

Take my dimes put
them on a fare
place my money
on gettin' outta here

Gonna Sail away
sail away outta here

repeat chorus 3 times and fade
06-18-2013, 07:26 AM #396
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Man ,,,

this song used to run through my head like a streaker in a deep fryer ,,

I'd walk around at work singing this ditty ,,,

One thing it lacked

More lines to the lyrics

so I made some up for it and sang them too at work ,,,

but not in church

here are the added lyrics I wrote for this song

" My Baby does the Hanky Panky,,,

My Baby's breath is kinda SKANKY

" ,,,My Baby Bites the Big KAHUNA


Cute , aren't I ? lmao.gif

HEY ! Look dammit ,,,, the Guys on the construction site loved those
extra verses man ,,,,

06-18-2013, 09:37 PM #397
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~~~~~~~ Ass Crack of a Planet ~~~~~~~~

" Rules for home
and rules for school
rules alone , rules the fool

rules for work
rules for sex
rules of a jerk
rules to reflect

rule me out
can't rule over me
I rule you out
do the same for me

Boss of the house
Boss of the schools
Boss their spouse
as they Boss the fools

fools folly is
to have a Boss
makes them jolly
never miss the loss
of directing
their own fate
and spare the cost
of losing dignity
realizing too late
they lived their lives
on someone elses

Ruling Bosses make it a crime
to think for yourself and choose
whether to follow leaders
for freedom to lose .

Boss man come'th in a big Cadillac

boss me once
I'll break his back

(((( Chorus ))))

Boss better listen to what i said
or boss man find his ass
good and dead .

06-19-2013, 03:36 AM #398
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This is Chief Victorio Of Victorio Peak fame

and myself who sought Victorio's treasure

in fact
in the photo , i was treasure hunting

Interesting is :::;

how we resemble each other chuckle.gif
06-19-2013, 06:32 AM #399
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Public Transit love ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

" Baby and me
met on the RTD
twenty five cent ride
to ecstasy

She sat on my lap
no open seats you see

we fell in love on
the RTD

Rural Transit district
place to meet
met my baby
sharing my seat

I had golden curls

and wearin' tight jeans

she was one of those girls

from the movie scenes

Had big luscious lips

eyes to match

tight buns and hips

and a commie patch

Oh met my baby on the RTD

God's been damned good to me

06-19-2013, 09:01 PM #400
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~~~~~~` Enemy of the kind , produced within the drug warped mind ~~~~~

Rainbow family will be having the National gathering in a week or two up
in Montana .

Back in the day , I used to attend these gatherings ,,,

Until the change

Once it was a positive happy Hippie event with Positive happy Hippies
Having positive Happy Hippie FUN together .

It has now turned into a Hoard of disillusioned HATERS of life .

We used to come and share good times

Now , it has changed to a Hoard of people who come and beg .

Taking our kindness ( The Kind people ) and using that kindness to drain us
as they BEG from us .

Meanwhile they all HATE what they call Babylon ( Current U.S. Commercial interest )

To these dregs who never grew up enough to realize responsibility for themselves ,,

Babylon is the enemy of Kindness

Babylon in fact to them , is what holds them DOWN in life .

with fingers pointing out at the rest of the World
they snivel about their conditions in life as a result of the World being cruel to them .

I'll post a Video of them bitching and their attempts to explain themselves .

Whacked out brains , spreading delusional drivel .

The Burnt out crybabies lost and wandering do to Mommies spoiling them
and drug abuse they indulged in .

Giving true Hippies a very bad Reputation . gaah.gif
06-19-2013, 09:08 PM #401
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Welll sh_t ,,,, here you go

watch the crybabies explain themselves

If you want your children to never use drugs

have them watch this every morning for a month ,,,

sure to cure their desire to space their face .
06-20-2013, 06:54 AM #402
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~~~~ Love had to change ~~~~`

And as you pull away

I stand to claim
that love you want
to change

And as I gaze your way

You speak my name
in that love you say
must change

our hands holding tight
as our hearts try to learn
a way
to keep that love aflame
holding with all our might
as our hearts burn
to keep that love aflame

You say our love must change
I can see no way it could ever

You feel we may rearrange

now isn't that just clever

we're not items we are beings

we feel , we love , we hurt
and pain is sorrow

we're not possessions
we are loving beings

we hold on to our love
like there is no tomorrow

we are not toys
we are lovers

we've love and joys
and we are lovers

we've kept us together
and we are lovers

(((( Chorus ))))

You say our love must change
I can see no way it could ever

You feel we may rearrange

now isn't that just clever

Verse two

"""And as You walk away
I feel the empty your leaving

while my world fades today
my love for you is grieving

As the Sun fades away
you speak to me faintly

saying you must walk away
you love me down so gently

I know I can carry on
and i know the sorrow

You know our love is strong
last further than one more morrow

I cannot wash away
my love of you

i cannot ask you to stay
even though i love you

I must release and let the change
you ask of

we may at least exchange
our moments in love

and may they be so brightly
for you know we share
what others pray for nightly

(((( Repeat chorus and end with first verse repeated ))))

as this ::::;

" And as you pull away

I stand to claim
that love you want
to change

And as I gaze your way

You speak my name
in that love you say
must change

06-20-2013, 08:26 AM #403
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every then and a while

i write something i am impressed with

that sucker above impressed me

I had the rhythmic feeling in my bones all day

got into writing it tonight cause it would just keep me awake all night otherwise .

( pats myself on the back ,,,,, TWICE )

06-20-2013, 09:04 AM #404
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Just behind me and to your left in the photo , is the Fire Pit we built for our cook outs

just to the left of that is a stone cabin we hang out in

This is the site of a UFO sighting we had one night .

~~~~ Mine House Spring , 2002 Organ Mountains New Mexico ~~~~~~

Shayne drove up to the cabin with his girlfriend Lindsay to introduce her
and I and camp out for the night .

We had a stock pile of food and beverages and the coals were right for cooking so we
all got busy preparing the food , Lindsay doing salad
Shayne on the Chicken

and myself on the Potatoes

Shayne had informed Lindsay that I was the " UFO , and Treasure Guy """ on the Web
and she wanted to meet me and talk with me personally and ask questions .

As Lindsay and I kept watch on the food cooking while we set on the lounge seat ,
Shayne chopped the veggies .

Lindsay had asked about me seeing UFO's all the time
and i was pointing out that it was almost as though i could manifest them at will .

she asked when the last time i saw one , and i was relating how a month before
at a camp out over in Arizona , One came over and hovered and I pointed it out to
my friends as we all sat around the camp fire .

Just then , I got the thought to turn and look back over her shoulder up high .

Over the ridge you see behind me in the photo , came a real slow moving UFO
right down about 50 feet above the peaks .

Rog " :::: There you go Lindsay , ( as I point to it ) There's one now ,,,

Lindsay turned and looked back
she froze and sucked in her breath ,,, then slowly began to stand and turn

Shayne had gone into the Cabin and would miss seeing it

Lindsay stood stock still , frozen , gazing at the UFO

I yelled for shayne and looked back at the UFO , just as I looked at it , within 2 seconds
it hit high speed split the hell out of there ,,,

zip ,,,, gone with a lighted tail behind that instantly dissipated .

Shayne came out looking up where we were looking and asked ::::

" Where is it ? "

I turned and said , it split fast just before you walked out , you scared it Shayne .

Lindsay freaked and went into the cabin


She never came back out until the morning

and when she did come out , it was with the gear , she got in the truck
called for Shayne to take her home RIGHT NOW !

she was afraid that we'd be abducted that night .

she told Shayne : I ask him what the UFO's look like , and he stands up and points it out ,
there's one now ,,,

i looked and there's this UFO hovering over the mountain ,, like he called it here ,,,

he freaked me out Shayne , he was calm as a stone about it ,, like he expected it
to be there ,,, gawd that creeped me out , like he is one of them or something .

or like they are always around him watching him "

Lindsay did not sleep well that night ,,,,
I slept in my Jeep to give them privacy ,,, but i could hear her in the Cabin
arguing with Shayne to get them out of there ,,, RIGHT NOW !

heh heh
True it is , I never ever did panic about UFO's being around me .

But she had a point

just like in Arizona , as we talked about UFO's one came over us there too .

and some of them freaked out about me .

guess it just goes to show ,,, if you are scared of UFO's , don't ask me about them
face to face ,,,
you just might get what you ask for
06-20-2013, 08:47 PM #405
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and to add

Lindsay never again went up with us to camp out at the Cabin

she would not come out there even in daylight hours .

a few days later

Shaynes brother and I were outside the Apt. talking about the event with Lindsay
and the UFO

I looked straight up above us

Brandon LOOK
as i pointed them out

4 or 5 were right above us 500 yards up

dancing around each other

Brandon held his beer though , he likes them rofl.gif

we went into the Apt , Brandon told everyone there were UFO's over the Apt .

everyone came out to watch ,,, everyone but Lindsay , she went in the bathroom and
locked the door

poor child chuckle.gif



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