A bit of the Old Nasty
Tina was 19 , worked a waitress job in a Hollywood Dennys
down on Sunset and La Brea .
I was 29 , well built , square jawed Movie Star looking
single guy with a Bright Red Motorcycle .
Leather jacket , 501's too tight for my nutz , boots and
a charm that'd make a snake blush with envy .
Tina's ass was one of those that made a shelf fit to
balance a Beer Bottle on , eyes that said Sex on silk .
I hung with the other Bikers on Hollywood and Las Palmas
certain nights ,,,,
usually a Friday night ,, and wait for some Chick to notice
my Hansom face and attempt to take me home .
Nichol was a 22 year old hottie in 501's even tighter than myown
She'd noticed , and with a bit of flirt , had me up on Mullholand
drive , naked and Boinking in less time that it took us to
drive up there .
Nicky as we called her , had to brag to Tina that she got in my shorts
and it was awesome ,,,
she did so , because she knew Tina wanted to ,, and girls are Catty
with each other at times .
Since Tina had tried to get me to chase her ,,yet i do not chase ,
she asked Nicky how she got me up there ,,,
Nicky bragged " I just said to him " want to drive up and watch
the lights with me , and he went for it , once there , i just
started kissing him ,,, he's easy once you get him alone "
Tina packed with this new info , came down to the Blvd .
that Friday after and asked me if i wanted to take her for a ride
on the bike ,,,
Ha ! Climb on ,,,,
Tina had a brown bag bottle under her Levi Jacket
She was hitting to get up nerve i suppose ,
when we stopped I asked her what it was ,,
It's Jack dude ,,,
Jack ? Jack what ? Jack off ?
She laughed " No silly , Jack Daniels ,, black label ,,hick !
Gawd Dammed ! You're hitting Jack Black straight ?
SHEEET ! Girl , slow on that man ,,, you'll be a Jelly fish .
Tina tipped it up with a sly look to the side at me , and emptied
the whole bug in her throat ,,,
without a hack , she smacked her lips at me sideways
twisted the cap back on the bottle and slipped the empty
into her back pocket .
I look toward the heavens feeling weak guts cringing for
air ,,, milk ,,,, Manna from heaven ,,, anything smooth
and calming .
Tina stepped into my side sliding her arms ,,
one up over and one under mine ,, and slammed a deep tongued
kiss into my pearly whites ,,,
She sucked the oxygen out of my eyesight even ,,,
I rose man , she felt it on her upper thigh and pressed into him .
slipped a hand down my ribs and into my top buttons
popping them open .
Tina is 5'11" in skin deep feet , I am 6' 1" in bare skins
Her waist is about 22 , her buns bulge to a 36 ,,,
top side points at a perk out of the Glam Bags ,, at about 35 D
Gawd Builds some awesome bodies for a guy like me to enjoy
and he did well with mine so the attraction would be mutual
between our bodies ,,,
Tina after a few deep slushy but hot tight kisses ,, lays her
forehead to my cheek , looking into my eyes with
silky sex purring from hers ,,, and says ::::
Damn you dude ,,I had a crush on you for the longest ,,
if you don't like me why are you here , and if you do ,,
why didn't you ask me out , i tried to get you to , i gave
you signals ,,, you wouldn't though ,,, why not ?
Man you flirt with me and i wait for you to ask me out ,,,
but you just turn and go home at the end of the night,,,
what's up with you ? do you like me or what ?
( If ever you've been hit with this , and if it didn't make you
you are one dead soul my friend )
I kissed her eyebrows sweet and softly and slipped my lips
along her temple to her ear ,,,
whispered : insecure ,, thought you were just teasing maybe ,
never thought you'd want to ,, and i can't take rejection either ,,
f_cks my ID up on me ,,,
Can you take my lips home with you and wear them
on yours as you dream tonight ?
she hissed ,, heh heh
Then said : Your coming home with them ,, bring 'em along ,lets go
I don't drink booze , I can kiss a Girl with a whiskey soaked tongue
and get drunk like a dog pissed flea ,,
" My buttons open " I said and looked down at them
she looked in the general area of my fly ,, giggled ,,,
and asked " That a problem ? '"
Uh ,, kinda , see he's peeking at you , see his smile ? "
Oh ,, he's happy huh ? he ain't half as happy as he's gonna be,,, HICK "
( ok, I have a jelly fish now, she's drunker than _____ and I'm
not comfortable because it's like taking advantage of her )
We're headed to my house down the coast , she's a bit tipsy
on the seat of the bike ,, so i figure a motel is best , cause I live
20 more miles down the coast .
I pull into the Malibu inn and help her off the Bike
and stand her against the wall of the Motel while i rent the room
and grab the key ,,
She burps into a sentence not even she understood and i reply OK
I hold her tight to my waist because her feet want to go south
while her Tits are on their way East to the room ., as her fine ass
is headed any direction i can guide it .
We wobble into the room and she flops face first toward the Big ass bed
misses a little and bangs a knee trying to mid-air correct maneuver her
she whimpers a giggle to the dust bunnies residing in a Village they built
for optimum view of the bare feet that come in all the time .
Tina has elevated from the sitting to almost vertical when i reach down and stand
her up and sit her on the bed ,,
She ask " which way to the bathroom hon ? "
I take her in and she drops to her needs to yell food filled cuss words
at the toilet ,,, streaming them ,,, oh Gawd !
I wet a wash rag for her face
and one for the back of her Neck and sooth her with them as she catches her breath
I flip on the shower and dial in a nice warm spray for her
helping her stand and sit on the sink , i take her boots off and work her sweater over
her wobbly head ,,
drop her pants and with her hand in mine and her waist in my arm
guide her into the stream of warm water ,,,
I turn her back to the stream and adjust the shower head to rain
down on her neck while I rub it for her and with a wash towel wipe
her face ,, GAWD that Beautiful face of hers ,,,
She's beginning to see a little less than triple when I turn the water off
and pick her up over the tub edge and onto the tiles ,,,
I wrapped Tina in bath towels and walk her to the bed and she sits with
a double bounce that flips a pillow to the floor ,,
I bend to get it and she kicks me lightly in the butt and falls back
on her side giggling at me ,,, and belches Jack to the blankets ,,,
I popped her bottom with the pillow and jump on the bed with my knees
tossing her up and over to her back and land next to her side and kiss
her tummy with slow motion smoochies
first up to the peaks and back to the pube line
then to her eyes again ,,, stopping to look into them ,,,
" You have love tattoo'd into your Pupils , did you know that ? " I asked .
HHHHhhhmmm ? she queries ,,,
" I said your nipples have pupils tattoo'd into your lips "
" Oh ,,, Pashaw ,,, you got nipples too " she garbled ,,, I think .
Tina grabbed my hair and jerked a kiss into my neck sucking
sweat from the back of my calves she sucked so hard ,,,
" HEY ! " ,,, ya got my left tonsil just then ,,, cough it up lady "
Tina snorted a word that means something in a lost tongue ,,,
but translation was not on the TV so I just laughed at what she said .
The TV did nothing ,,, cause we never turned it on ,,, not yet ,,
we had just started though ,,,
She rose up spun on her bottom and leaned against the headboard
casting glances around the motel room ,,,
" this your house ? "
" Tina, I rented us a room girl , we're still in Malibu "
" That why you have a TV ?,,, I thought you don't have one ,, you said so "
" I don't, that's the Motel's "
" You stole a Motel's TV ? "
" No,,,,,UH,,, Ahem ,, Tina ? "
" Whats Tina ? "
" You are, and I'm in love , can I have Tina here for a minute so I can
tell her that ? "
" I'm right here , did i go ,,,,, huh ? Tell me something who ? "
" Your pounding me with your heartbeats Tina, can you listen ? "
" Oh ,,, hummmmph ,,, yes , are we making love now ,, I want to ? "
" We already did ,,, did you miss us doing it ? "
" We did ,,,?,,, well I want to again ,, I don't think it's fair, you remember
and I don't ,, so do it again ,,, alright ? '
" We will ,,,, can I marry your eyes ? "
" NOPE ,,, I need them to look at you ,,, your doing funny talk again ,,
are you just being funny ? "
" I was,,, but now i can't be ,,, your leg has my nutz trapped under it "
" OH NO ! ,,,, I'm sorry ,, I,,, HEY! your making that up ,,,"
" Ok, now , you feel more sober ? " can we talk ? "
" yeah ,, tell me those stories you always tell ,, ok ? "
" Ok,, come here ( She places her head into my shoulder and turns into my side )
" I have money Tina , probably 50 -60 thou
i have to use it up ,,, cause i want to be broke again ,,,
does that sound like something you would like to help me with ? "
" Hurumph ,,, sure you do ,,,, are you serious Rog' ? "
" No , but it's a great story to make up to tell you ,,, want to hear it ? "
' I want love now "
" I just order your food , wait or he'll show up with it just as we get started "
" Food ?,,, we're going to eat first ? "
" Yes, you need to ,, sober up some with it ,,, ok ? "
" Oh , ok , what'd you order ? "
" Steak and lobster , and Chicken in case you only eat white meat "
" Yum , i'm starved "
be continued tomorrow