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BIGFOOT ! nice perfume , and the Fractal
07-04-2013, 03:33 AM #496
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Conditions right , money ain't tight ,
and you got time tonight ,,,

Then do this one simple cheap to do fun thing .

Sail down a River ,,, as you pass the Houseboats with all
the Occupants sitting out on their Decks ,,,

Yell out : " I kenna Hold her Captain "

then

Yell : " Ahoy ,,,, Ahoy me Matys ,,, Avast !!!! The ships out of control


You may not think it sounds like all that much fun

Believe me ,,, do it and watch their faces lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif
07-04-2013, 07:03 AM #497
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The predominate Snare drum

the 4X4 beat

and Rock had a Roll into the World ,,,,


as it rolled in

i rocked out

" F " Sharp penatonic

a slide guitar

and Beethoven had it coming


Free concerts without promotions

Dancing in the grass instead of in a Hall

Free Love in the bushes

Skinny dipping

Drum circles around a campfire


A Granola Breakfast

Waterfall after lunch

and a Beach with waves for after Dinner

VW Buses and British and German sports cars

with an Old GM Truck in between

Fractal Freaks and Hippie Cheeks tanning in the Sun

Allman Brothers , Grateful Dead , CSN and Joni Mittchel

The Band

Little feat

Van Morrison

Jethro Tull

and into the Mystic we rolled ,,

at the end of it all

came Disco

and I knew then

that God had Died gaah.gif

07-04-2013, 08:49 PM #498
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~~~ Forth of July 1974 , Sequoia National Park ~~~~~

Taking a Camping trip for me is to get away from
the City and the Habits that People there have .

In the Beach area of L.A. where I lived ,,,

the Habits of people were " PARTY "

Party is cool ,, if the definition is " Co-mingle and have a happy time
with each other "

The term takes on a different definition in L.A.

The term is defined in L.A. thus : Pound your Brain into a state
of STUPID with alternate substances , and then get STUPID-ER "

On the First of July 1974 ,,, I drove out of L.A. with my girlfriend
Lisa ,,, we would escape the STUPID .


PROBLEM : First thing Lisa wanted before we even left town
was Hash Oil and Booze . THE PARTY HABIT ! gaah.gif

Lisa's entire system was dialed in for substance abuse .

Mine was not .

Lisa wanted me to fund the abuse,,, always .


heh heh , so I told her I already had the goodies she depended on
to " PARTY " ( that's right,,, I LIED to my Girlfriend , like I say,,
Scandal can be used for a GOOD purpose , and that is Fractal )

Pulling into the Camp Ground at Buckeye Flats , Only one camp
site was taken , taken by a mid 30's woman alone ,, COOL, no
young Party animals !!!! yay.gif

We had the place to ourselves and a Choice of the Best site
the one and only site that is a bit separated from any other .

We took it .

Two days later ,,, the camp ground was swamped with
PARTY Animals from L.A.

to follow , The Story of STUPID in the Mountains .


07-04-2013, 09:13 PM #499
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Introducing Buckeye Flats Sequoia National park

~~~~~ 1974 ~~~~~

07-04-2013, 11:58 PM #500
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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"Nothing is for sale in Heaven"...perhaps not but getting there takes a lot of effort.

07-05-2013, 04:22 AM #501
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at about 3:10 in the video you should be able to see
my long haired self in the foreground next to the lady
with the hat .

I'll be on the right of her .
07-05-2013, 06:01 AM #502
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In 1973
I owned a sweet 1966 Suburban with a Bed and curtains
for road trips .

We got it out , washed the dust off , loaded it up with
groceries and juices ,

the Comforters and blankets
ice chest and camp stove with kitchen Utensils

hit the gas station and filled it up , onto the freeway
Bound for the Glory of the water slides at Buckeye Flats .

We grabbed the camp site of choice which was the choicest
camp site there

Arrived on the First of July ,,,

Peace and quiet for 2 days

Late afternoon on the 3rd ,,, the camp ground filled
with Party assholes

Blaring car stereos
lots of yelling
hooting and drunkenness

Some dick wanted to use the only place my campsite had to park

his buddies had 4 vehicles in one camp site

so Of course I had to deal with his drunk ass

which I slapped

His friends wanted a piece so I kicked a couple

Then announced : DON'T ğck WITH ME

i'll put all of you in the past tense .

DEAD !


A grumble but they backed off .

all over the camp ground , people high on shït
drunk
making a mess and hurting themselves

That night

about 1:00 am

I heard screams

one of the drunks yelling and barfing and falling all over

had tumbled into the fire pit

one of his buddies, not one of the ones I kicked ,
came running over

HEY DUDE ,,, we're all drunk,,, can you drive him to the Hospital ?


GET THE ğck AWAY FROM HERE ASSHOLE
THROW THE ğck IN A GRAVE AND BURY HIM !


Here are the rules

If you show up where i am and are inconsiderate
drunk
and an asshole with self destruction as your goal

and have caused me problems and invaded my space
with your shït

as far as I am concerned

You receive no Fractal from me .

Broken beer and wine bottles down on the bedrock
where we swim

vomit all over the toilets and the walks to them

screaming and yelling with fireworks all night long .

Oh yes , if you bring your city party to a peaceful
mountain where I escape the City Party scene

Don't even look my way or even think to ask me for anything .

People come to heaven and turn it into hell with their
need to dose themselves full of poison ..

NOPE
ain't gonna hand you anything .


Next , Lisa began to beg for a Bottle of wine and to
smoke hash oil

I turned my right shoulder to the goons who were drunk
and said :

" See them ? Look at them while you are sober right now "

See how they are ?"

That's how you are when you drink Lisa

NO ! I will NOT get you high on my money anymore .

we are leaving for Big Sur then going home where you can get
HIGH all you want

just not on my Ticket

find another fool .

I loaded the truck at 1:40am
and drove off with her pouting about not getting high .

07-06-2013, 05:41 AM #503
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Watching Stars in the Mountains above Big Sur on the
Central Calif. Coast ,, Lisa and I had some peace finally ,,

We are Camped along a Fire Road away from any
designated camp grounds .

Shooting Stars in the sky instead of fire works .


Lisa : " You said we had hash oil , you lied to me "

Rog' : We can have a look at that in this way ,,

Had I said I didn't have anything to get high on ,,
you would have kept asking that I buy some .

and I eventually would have told you a final no ,,and you'd mope .
and you would have made noise about it all the way
up here until you got something , which would have
set the mood for the trip ,, which would be a BAD MOOD .


or,,,,

I simply lie by saying I had Hash Oil ,and you would remain happy
in anticipation of getting high once here .

and then we'd come to this point we are at now ,,,

which is ,,, I tell you the truth that there is none , and you point out I lied
to you about it ,,,

and we discuss that as we are now ,,, and I explain as I am now ,,

and then we both wait and watch how you react to both the fact
that you will not be getting high on my wallet ,,,
and that I lied to you about it .

and now we can examine why i did not want anything along
on this trip to get high on ,

want to hear the reason why ?

Lisa, no,,, I want to get high .

Rog' : Ok.


I got up , walked to the fire and stirred the coals .

Lisa set and waited .

After a bit she asked ; " Are we going down tomorrow into a town ? "

Rog' : If we need to , we can , but we have everything we need
with us right now "

Lisa :" Well I need something to smoke ! "

Rog' : Not to hold your brain a Prisoner , but i am not driving
all the fuel out of that vehicle chasing a high for you "

Lisa : " I'll pay you back for the gas and smoke , can we please
go down and get something ? "

Rog' : Lisa please, enough, I would like for you to remain
sober , and us be away from people for a couple days ,,

and more than anything , I despise the " CHASE " of finding a high .

it is a sick state to be stuck in man "


~~~~ End
07-06-2013, 11:17 AM #504
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I can chase a cord all over a keyboard for a week

but if asked to help some one chase a high

fo-get-abut it
07-06-2013, 08:10 PM #505
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~~~~ Situation Comedy in a Rock Hard setting ~~~~~


Over Enthused with the arriving in the Camp Ground ,

Arlo ran to a rope swing he saw hanging from a tree branch .

With a Quart of Tequila in one hand , he straddled the Board
that made the seat ,,

Pushing off he gave it his all , as he swung higher and higher .

Big Ass Hippie Grin stretched across his too big lips ,,

He let out with WHOO HOOO WEEEE ,,,,,


SPLAT !
down on his ass , as the dust rose ,,,, OUCH !


A Flip Flop flew straight up and stuck in a branch ,,,

he rolled over on his side massaging his ass cheeks

Laughing Hysterically at him ,,,, I managed to blurt out
between guffaws ,,,:

" And that My fine Hippie Friend ,,, is why Einstein Stayed
out of Trees ,,,, saying once down from them ,,, it is
foolish to return to them "

for it took a Million years for man to get out of them .
07-06-2013, 08:14 PM #506
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Moral

Test the rope for strength before relying upon it to hold
your poundage .

With Arlo , DRUNK was his Fool's Folly ,,,

and the rope took advantage of his drunkenness by snapping
right at the down swing ,,,

a perfect two cheek landing , on a Rock ,,,, busted Butt ,,,

blew his fun for the weekend ,,,

very little did he sit . rofl.gif
07-07-2013, 03:31 AM #507
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Just right now

I watched a boy about 13

run up a slope to a fence

he grabbed the top of the fence

and pulled himself up on it

a board he had a hold of broke

he flew backwards landing on the dirt

and slid head first on his back down the slope

with his sunglasses sliding up and stopping at
his hairline
he turned his nose to his right

and as his eyes met mine ,, ( his with pain etched across them )

I said : that's how Humpty Dumpty got his ,,, ya gotta be careful

BAWAAAAA HA HA HAH HAHAHAHAH HA qlmao.gif

Film at 11:00 rofl.gifrofl.gif
07-07-2013, 04:02 AM #508
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The scene of the Fence Fail

he ran up this slope
grabbed the top of the fence

attempted to leap up over it ,,,

PATWEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee SPLAT ,,, slide ,,,

lol.giflol.giflol.giflol.gif
07-07-2013, 09:02 AM #509
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As a Waste of your energy ,,, nothing is so regretful ,,,
as wasting it chasing something that will waste you .

I have had friends imprisoned

friends who ended up committed to asylums .

Friends who took their lives .

Before they ever got tired of the Chase for a High .

I have never in my life said what i heard them say .

which is : " I " NEED " to get stoned .

They turned a thrill into a Lifestyle , that turned to deathstyle .
07-07-2013, 11:39 PM #510
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and rolling up to the present moment

Ms. Beepers says toodles

for we must embark on a Walk through the Woods

beware : Lions and Tigers and Bears

for the beeps is possessed with astronomical psychic warfare
tools .



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