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07-08-2013, 03:55 AM #511
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Somewhere down your Road is a STOP sign

if you break long enough and listen to you ,,,

You may realize the turn ahead of you is one you must make .

You cannot U-turn physically

but you can turn your life around ,,,and return to a point
in it , where you had sobriety and a clear thinking mind .

You will have to start again , and pick up where you left off
at the point when you began to pollute yourself .

The earlier you began polluting you , the younger your development is ,

so if you were 15 when you began polluting you,,,
and you are 50 now

emotionally you are still 15

Believe in that
for it's true .
07-08-2013, 08:10 AM #512
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~~~ Gone on and left that Woman behind ~~~

pony tail sportin'
shy shorts risin'
legs all aglow in Tan

yesterdays mistress
sittin' pretty in silk
on the paisley pattern divan

Tomorrows Lady
comin' through the door
casting gray eyes
to the floor

Scene of green
money matters to the poor

but ain't gonna matter
to this boy no more

cause has it's effect as
life has it's rejects

Ain't gonna matter
to me no more

Flat car runnin'
over night train
Box car bums
jump tracks in exchange

Ridin' rails best kinda life

dodge the taxes
and ditch the wife

No bills no neighbors
pay no rent
no job to
no slavers
with nothin' left to be spent

~~~~ ( Chorus ) ~~~~

""" Free , ridin' free down that line
riden' on out of town
lord to free my life """"

free,,, riden free on down that line ,,,,,

Lord ,,, now I'm livein' Life

Livin" it right """""

07-08-2013, 11:07 AM #513
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Spam me baby
07-09-2013, 05:40 AM #514
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Don't forget to lock the Gate on your way out .

~~~~~ New Mexico 1990 ~~~~

Traveled out of L.A. with the 15 year old nephew to show
him His Grand Dads Ranch and give him a break from
the Concrete Jungle .

Out there south of the ranch is a separate parcel of land
4 of us own to store Vintage Cars on .

118 cars are there .

about 22 of them mine

all of them pre 1963

he wanted a Vintage Car so I told him he could choose between
any I owned with exception of my 1957 Olds and My 1956 cadillac .

He chose a 1941 Chevy Sport Coupe

While we are there , Dick and Myself walked ahead while Robert
my Nephew came up from behind us , after he had gone back
to the truck to grab a soda

he left the gate wide open .

Dick looked over his shoulder and yelled

back behind Robert my nephew

ran 6 Horses out the gate he left open ,,,


No way we'll get them back without horses
to chase them down and herd them back in .

Dick is LIVID ,,, FOAM coming from his tear ducts

yelling ,,,,

he begins yelling at Robert too ,,,

I walk over to Dick ,,

" Dick, he's retarded " I said under my breath .

Dick settled down .

" Ok Robert , you run out there and head them off , wave your arms
and run at them to get them running back this way ,,,GO ! "

I guessed it

they were going to head for the dry wash , I jumped in the truck
and sped out to the dirt road to cut them off ,,
spinning up dust to confuse them .

I got them stopped and waving my shirt over head
ran at them turning them back .

as Dick stood by the gate they all but one ran into the gate .

" Dick,,, Saddle ? "

Dick replies " Tack house over there Rog' "

I grabbed the halter bridle and saddle , mounted up and spent
35 to 40 minutes chasing that fat bastard to get him back .

Robert got the '41 Chevy anyway .

Yeah , he closed the gate from then on .
07-09-2013, 09:39 AM #515
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~~~~ Just to follow you ~~~

Where'd that shadow sing

How'd it know this thing

Say ,,, is it true

every thing said
was all about you

How'd that shadow see
what was between us
you and me

Gotch'as hiding in the dark
small pebbles
tossed in the pond
while walking side step
through the park

catcha's running after you
as I twist to tumble after
and into the blue

how that shadow play
that day you ran away

left me sittin' there
wonderin' if I should care
why you left
and where

~~~~~~~ Chorus ~~~~

How'd that shadow do
as it followed you

tell how that shadow do
chasing after you

second verse~~~~~~

Know I love you
why the run

weren't we heaven
having our fun

Nothing pains so bad
nothing last that's this damned sad

so ,, just to follow you
shadow run

just to follow you
shadow's run

gray light coming down
flow and fall all across
the ground

seems you're happier
not being found

Just to follow you

ummmmm,,,, just to follow
follow you

repeat Chorus


07-10-2013, 05:26 AM #516
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Looking due Southwest as we Sail out of the Marina

You see this Island about 21 miles away

Most everything in the Southwest has a Spanish name .

This Island fell to that fate as well .

named Catalina , as a Kid I thought it had something to do with
Cats ,,, Ha !

Old Man Wrigley of the Chewing Gum fame , owned at one time
the entire Island .

It is now mostly State Land .

No matter who owns it , there is really only one thing to do there .


I mean ,,,
You can purchase all the little Tourist Trinkets at exorbitant
prices from the 20 or so Tourist Trap Shops

But who needs a Clock made of Sea Shells anyway ?

Karen wants to make it a weekend sail , stay off shore
for Friday and Saturday Nights ,,, and just be free of the City .

Good Idea I think ,,, so we are headed out to the island
to anchor in the bay and go hiking around , maybe camp a night
on the island ,,, but important is to be away from PEOPLE .

Neither Karen nor I drink ,,, so we have no interest in
the offers from other people anchored in the bay , to come
aboard and have a drink with them .

Honestly , For me , the worst people to meet for the first time ,
are people who are drinking the first time you meet them .

The Comedy of off loading onto a Dingy from a Sailboat
is a blast at times .

I'll get into this one in a moment .
07-10-2013, 05:36 AM #517
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This is one of the bays on the Island

Avalon Bay
07-10-2013, 05:38 AM #518
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and this is Avalon bay at Night

Pretty ,,, right ?

from a distance it is

walk around with drunks all over the place

not so much
07-10-2013, 05:38 AM #519
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(07-07-2013, 11:39 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  and rolling up to the present moment

Ms. Beepers says toodles

for we must embark on a Walk through the Woods

beware : Lions and Tigers and Bears

for the beeps is possessed with astronomical psychic warfare
tools .

Ms. Beepers is looking old Rog.
07-10-2013, 05:59 AM #520
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Set The Anchor and pulled the dingy up to
the freeboard .

I tied it off at only the Bow end ( always tie both bow and stern )

I jumped into the dingy ,,, and it slung out spinning away from
the boat ,,,

Face first into the Sea SPLAT !

I come up,,, no Karen in sight ,,,

Just Karen laughs ,,,

shït , get back aboard and change cloths again ,,,
but first , I have to get aboard the dingy ,,, which
keeps moving away from as i try to climb into it .
07-10-2013, 06:02 AM #521
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quote : " Ms. Beepers is looking old Rog. "

reply :" Bullshit "

she wrinkles her head when she sniffs

and all that fur that is light colored ?

it's white
not gray bleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gif
07-10-2013, 09:07 PM #522
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Peeking over the Gunnel

Karens Grin is wide , she ask : " Is the water Wet ? "

I busted up , and replied : " Please , I'm weak enough , shush,

and throw this line around that cleat please "

Karen wraps it off , and i can now steady the dingy for boarding .

Stupid Seaweed is stuck to my sneakers as i board the sailboat

Karen : " hey Rog',,, ya gotta hitch hiker dude "

Looking down at the attached accoutrement ,, I smile at it ,,

" Hey , a castaway ,,, can it be cooked ya suppose ? "

" Might make you a life line with it Rog' "

07-11-2013, 02:44 AM #523
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Soaked the Wallet

Hope they take soggy money ,,,

what am I thinking ,,, the Island is a Tourist Trap

they'll take money dead or alive .

wet dead and crumpled

Karen flips the sea weed and snaps at me with it ,,

isn't that how it is , catch a guy compromised trying to get out
of wet cloths ,,,

and then take advantage of him .

She puts her Sneak up on my knee ,,
I snatch it and make to throw it in the ocean ,,

and it slips out of my hand and,,,,,,,
into ,,,
the Ocean ,,

only pair of shoes she had aboard ,,

there it is floating just below the surface ,,

if i do this right , it won't sink and I can save myself a 12ft dive
to the bottom .

Dock pole

easy does it

SHOVE ,,,,,,,,,,,

SPLASH ,,,,,,,,,,,,

In she pushed me with a " Go Fetch ! "
07-11-2013, 03:57 AM #524
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Soaked my Cig that one did .
07-11-2013, 04:53 AM #525
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Shoe stayed up

but pole went down ,,,

DAMN ,,,

down i have to go to fetch it .

I get down with the salt burning my eyes ,,
see the pole and as I swim for it
a Sand Shark breaks out of the sand a few feet from it

gaah.gif bout stopped my Pump man

grabbing it and on my way up

what should pass me on it's way down ?

Sneaker that's what .

DAMN again

This can keep me busy .

I come up
catch some air

swim down and pull the sneak with the pole to me .

Come up flip the sneak aboard and hand Karen the pole .

" Hungry ? " she ask

HA !,, Can't tell from the cramps if it is hunger .

I climb into the dingy with " I'll go eat wet , wanna get in ? "

Sure she replies and climbs over into the dingy ,,, without thinking
I push off ,,,,,,

without the fuel tank for the outboard in the dingy


We are afloat and the only fuel is whats in the line and Carb Bowl ,,,

I tack for the Sailboat and the engine dies as we slide up to it .

again I tie off to the cleats and board the boat

fuel can in hand I stand and think : " Lets just cook our own here "

Karen thinks : " He needs Coffee "

I think : " She's right , I do need Coffee "

Climb back into the dingy and hook up the lines

pull the rip and start up

I look for the Oars

left those aboard the Sailboat

while the engine Idles I get back aboard and grabbed the Oars
handed them to Karen ,,
and get in ,,,

The beach is empty at this hour so I slide right up on it with the dingy ,,,

Pull the dingy 50 yards and tie it off to the Gate .


sand sticking to me and Karen's one wet sneaker ,,,

we Waddle like ducks up the stairs
and onto the boardwalk ,,,

Walk the fifty feet to the Cafe

We'll sit on the Patio thank you , I fell in " I tell the hostess , she smiles
and say's : " A little too much fun last night ? "

I reply , Ask her , it was fun for me too ,,, but she never said about for her "

Karen smacks me , : " Always "



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