Shoe stayed up
but pole went down ,,,
down i have to go to fetch it .
I get down with the salt burning my eyes ,,
see the pole and as I swim for it
a Sand Shark breaks out of the sand a few feet from it
bout stopped my Pump man
grabbing it and on my way up
what should pass me on it's way down ?
Sneaker that's what .
This can keep me busy .
I come up
catch some air
swim down and pull the sneak with the pole to me .
Come up flip the sneak aboard and hand Karen the pole .
" Hungry ? " she ask
HA !,, Can't tell from the cramps if it is hunger .
I climb into the dingy with " I'll go eat wet , wanna get in ? "
Sure she replies and climbs over into the dingy ,,, without thinking
I push off ,,,,,,
without the fuel tank for the outboard in the dingy
shït SHINOLA SYMBOLIC SUCK ASS SISTERS !
We are afloat and the only fuel is whats in the line and Carb Bowl ,,,
I tack for the Sailboat and the engine dies as we slide up to it .
again I tie off to the cleats and board the boat
fuel can in hand I stand and think : " Lets just cook our own here "
Karen thinks : " He needs Coffee "
I think : " She's right , I do need Coffee "
Climb back into the dingy and hook up the lines
pull the rip and start up
I look for the Oars
left those aboard the Sailboat
while the engine Idles I get back aboard and grabbed the Oars
handed them to Karen ,,
and get in ,,,
The beach is empty at this hour so I slide right up on it with the dingy ,,,
Pull the dingy 50 yards and tie it off to the Gate .
sand sticking to me and Karen's one wet sneaker ,,,
we Waddle like ducks up the stairs
and onto the boardwalk ,,,
Walk the fifty feet to the Cafe
We'll sit on the Patio thank you , I fell in " I tell the hostess , she smiles
and say's : " A little too much fun last night ? "
I reply , Ask her , it was fun for me too ,,, but she never said about for her "
Karen smacks me , : " Always "