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BIGFOOT ! nice perfume , and the Fractal
07-11-2013, 05:35 AM #526
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" A Calypso Omelet for Karen and myself

Hash browns and whole wheat toast

Coffee for me

Tea for the candy of my eye

Good thing about Southern Weather

it dries wet quick

bad thing about dry beach cloths

the sand sticks

Looking out at the Sailboat ,, sitting anchored instead of in a slip

I get a full sideways view of it ,,,

I think : Man,,, I own that ? unreal .

pride of ownership is a curse ,,, you become attached
to whatever you're proud about ,,,,

and that's not good .

This one Sailboat was worth the pride .

07-11-2013, 05:54 AM #527
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" Tip should be healthy , don't ya agree Karen ? "

She laughs : " yeah , but not a carrot Rog' "

" Is $15 cool ya think "

Karen looks at the waitress and smiles at me

" She'll be pleased , rent ain't cheap here "


I throw down two twenties ,

twice the amount of the meal
200 %

and smile back at Karen,,, with : " Let's watch her from over there,,
I want to see her eyes when she finds that "


" Something cool to do , lets " Karen replies .

We walk off to sit behind the Golf Cart shed and watch

The waitress " Kim "

walks over and picks up the plates

a double take " Whoa ! COOL ! "


nice

we feel good now


tee hee Karen breaths out

I crack a cheek smiling
07-11-2013, 06:27 AM #528
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Kim looks about to see where we went ,,,

she looks in her hand at the $40

looks around again ,,,

smiles and puts the Tip in her apron


" We should do that again tomorrow to her "

Karen looks at me with " She may think you're proposing Marriage
Rog' "


" She may think ? " heh heh " She'll want marriage if i do that enough."

Kim's co-worker comes out looking for us ,,,

Karen says " She wants to see the big tipper Rog' , so in case we come
back , she'll wait on us "

" Scandalous Hoochie " I say lmao.gif
07-11-2013, 06:44 AM #529
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Karen and I rent a Golf Cart and Karen drives

there's really only one route you can drive on ,,

but who cares ,,, we'll see it all again I suppose .

We run up the mountain and run into a Girl coming down from
a Camping trip she took .

She had come over from the mainland by herself
to camp out alone

we stopped and talked for a bit

She was on her way down to the docks

a long three miles

Karen looks over at me , I nod ,,,
Karen : " If ya want , you can come with us ,
we'll end up back at the docks "

Girl says " sure if it's really OK with you,, " she was looking at me .
I say : " All aboard , want to drive so me and Karen can Neck "

I get a slap on the Knee from Karen but our new Guest says " SURE,,,
I'd LOVE to "

me and Karen take the back seat while " Tammy takes the wheel "
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07-11-2013, 07:52 AM #530
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so what ya really saying is "i thought sex with "big foot"/ "big axe wound, I wont be bias, was amazing, in my dream world fractal, somewhere out there, and it really smelled great.

what just really happened, is you coming out of your day dream, while waiting for your wife to pick a dress, in a mall, and are attracted to the perfume she is wearing.
07-11-2013, 11:48 PM #531
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At the wheel of the cart Tammy's hooting and laughing having the
blast of a time

Twisty roads and she's loving this ,

Karen's cracking up at Tammy's fun , and thinking : Good idea "

Tammy Said something i didn't quite hear and Karen
responds " Sure "

Tammy in a second or two pulled over and got out

We follow and she says" this way " , pointing .

We follow , up over the rise and down the other side of a finger
Ridge .

Below us is a small Waterfall with a Natural wading pool at the bottom .

Tammy said the Water comes from an underground stream up
the mountain a ways and this is a Sulfur Hot spring .

Very few people know about it .

I never heard about myself , and stuck my hand in .

nice and hot .

Tammy asked if it was ok to stay a bit and enjoy it , and hell yes
was the answer given .

She strips off her cloths , ( False Modesty , ) Karen and I strip off
and the three of us slide in ,,,
ahhhhhhhhh,,,,, NICE
07-12-2013, 03:53 AM #532
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Tammy has a twin with Karen

both have curly blond pubes
the resemblance is amazing

like two little Toe Heads with a sideways grin each

i am trying hard to look away

but ,,,

well ,
one can only be a Eunuch in a Monastery ya know



07-12-2013, 05:21 AM #533
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(07-11-2013, 07:52 AM)IAmComedy Wrote:  so what ya really saying is "i thought sex with "big foot"/ "big axe wound, I wont be bias, was amazing, in my dream world fractal, somewhere out there, and it really smelled great.

what just really happened, is you coming out of your day dream, while waiting for your wife to pick a dress, in a mall, and are attracted to the perfume she is wearing.


That's the easy way out of this thread.
07-12-2013, 06:16 AM #534
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(07-12-2013, 06:02 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  there are no exits available for this thread

it's a work with a life of it's own

in progressive waves of verse and anecdotes

none returning to the shore from whence one came

Once aboard and riding the waves

One must concede to the current the thread has captured
them in .


07-12-2013, 07:14 AM #535
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I am glad you liked the song Rog. hug.gif
07-12-2013, 12:06 PM #536
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ok
that silliness out of the way

back to our Movie

~~~ Hot springs , Naked Triad , Tammy at the Wheel ~~~~

Sitting in the Hot spring , talk turns from The scenery around
us to each of us giving short Autobiography .

Tammy is a Hippie as Karen and I , and grew up on the
beaches South in San Diego County where she lives as
free a spirit as any us could hope to be .
07-14-2013, 04:22 AM #537
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Golden Female Pubes keep winking at me as we soak

goddamned these two ladies have the Bod's

07-14-2013, 04:25 AM #538
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(07-12-2013, 12:06 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  ok
that silliness out of the way

back to our Movie

~~~ Hot springs , Naked Triad , Tammy at the Wheel ~~~~

Sitting in the Hot spring , talk turns from The scenery around
us to each of us giving short Autobiography .

Tammy is a Hippie as Karen and I , and grew up on the
beaches South in San Diego County where she lives as
free a spirit as any us could hope to be .


There's not one silly bone in by body. You are missing important junctures, but, hey, continue on.
07-14-2013, 04:34 AM #539
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probably because i have to stop and answer questions


bleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gif
07-14-2013, 04:36 AM #540
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Yes, I can see where being social can be annoying to you.



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