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BIGFOOT ! nice perfume , and the Fractal
07-17-2013, 05:45 AM #556
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If luck was a Dollar

and good luck two dollars

we had about fifty dollars worth of good luck
on the wind back to the mainland that afternoon ,

21 miles in 3 hours .

usually we have a head wind home and I have to tack
( zig zag ) our way back .

Into the Slip, and shower time for all three of us

over by the showers I keep that extra dingy .

I show it to Tammy

" You Like ?,,, You own !

She names it right there , christened with a mostly empty
bottle of Spiritual Sky Body Oil

Hippie Sauce as I refer to it as .

Celeste is the name she gives it .

While they Shower

I get the Dingy on the Vanagon and lashed down
throw the outboard and oars in the vehicle and take my shower .

" Hey , you in a hurry to get down Home Tammy ? "

Tammy has that look like she'd forgot there was a Home

" No ,, why ,, you tired ? we can go anytime Rog' "

" Well , yes I am , but three to drive so we can do it , I just figured
we'd go see this band tonight at the beach in Venice ,
sleep on my Cabin Cruiser , cause it got more beds ,
and leave tomorrow if that sounds like something you'd like to do "

' Yeah ,, I'm not in too big a Hurry to leave you guys anyway "

we have a date then .
07-17-2013, 05:47 AM #557
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Luck be a lady?

07-17-2013, 07:13 AM #558
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You get off the Old Richard Nixon freeway and it
dumps you onto the Pacific Coast Hiway .
Turn right at the light .

On your left coming up , used to be a Club called Brennans

Destination for three hippies this evening back in the '80's

or ,, was it the Fox ?
07-17-2013, 11:56 AM #559
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The band playing that night were the remnants of

" Little Feat " after the passing of Lowel George

We spun holes in that dance floor and Tammy began to glow
with brightness since we had met her back on the Island .

She was forgetting about what she went to the Island
to get away from .

Karen whispered I was correct , it was a break up with her latest
boyfriend and not a nice parting at all .

I leaned over to Tammy and kissed her cheek and took her
hand saying :::::::

" one minute of pain is sixty seconds of happiness lost ,,
You girl are too lovable to us to have you sad ,, please ,,
let go for yourself a while and remain happy as I see you right now ,,

We want you to love and have bliss , we're dedicated to that for you
we like you a lot Tammy ,
can you help us with keeping that smile on your cheeks please ? "

her eyes glinted sparks and she leaned her head into my shoulder saying
" I'm sorry , you guys are so sweet to me ,, yes ,, I'm a lot better now,,
thank you so much for this "

Karen reached over and hugged us both

Tammy was going to get the sad out .yay.gif

07-17-2013, 11:14 PM #560
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Mission Bay is BITCHEN !

San Diego is so much better than L.A. for Beauty
and People .

Tammy has this little Apt . there and now lives alone
since the Boyfriend took a Bail out ticket to single couch surfin'

07-17-2013, 11:37 PM #561
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If you live anywhere but here

you're doing it WRONG !

Tammy lived in this community .

paradise ?

For Boaters , surfers , hell yeah .yay.gifyay.gifyay.gif
07-18-2013, 05:18 AM #562
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if you live there

and do not do this

you are still doing it wrong
07-18-2013, 05:37 AM #563
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Needing a smoke

I left the room

to find Tammy watching a Whale
07-18-2013, 06:01 AM #564
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Oh Really

Nice to hear you're back

kiss ? lmao.gif
07-18-2013, 06:32 AM #565
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Karen and Rog'

07-18-2013, 06:49 AM #566
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you like ?

is why i remained a Hippie

Nice Stuff
07-18-2013, 08:50 AM #567
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What is a Hippie doing
being a Hit Man that pops Pimps ?

Does it Make sense ?
07-18-2013, 09:24 AM #568
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Not Karen and Rog'

but damned close to what we looked like back then
07-18-2013, 09:56 AM #569
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Karen stepped over to the rail and watched the whale a bit ,,

turned ,, and ,,, " See ,, we should have sailed down ,,

we'd be petting her right now "

I busted up ,,, " " Point Her North ,,, tell her to meet us back Home,

she'll get there just as we sail out "
07-18-2013, 11:57 PM #570
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Saving up , is a process that requires a lot of patience ,,

agreed ?

Ok then , knowing that a saved dime , sitting collecting dust ,
reaps only ten cents in dust after a time .

Invest that dime in something that brings you 20 dimes in a short time

and you have my formula for amassing dimes to share with others .

Best way to spend a profit

is making happiness for a bunch of really happy people
who deserve to be happy .

where's the point ?

Gotcha !

Point is , Karen and I made a friend whom , when we met her ,
was mega not happy .

Two days later ,,,

Magic of Karen , had this new friend smiling inside out
with enough smile left over ,,,

to cleanse the debris of a thousand sad tears away from the cheeks
of a Hippo .

All that cash I had made and saved flipping cars , and boats , was
now the lube to make another persons life slide along
on easy street without friction .

Silver and Gold are heavy

they come with heavy karma

set them free of you as soon as you can .

In doing that
the exchange for me was by far more precious then the heavy
weight of hoarding .

On the Radio was CSN's " Almost Cut my Hair "

on our minds was how to keep close to fun , without over taxing
the money bag .

I saw it that morning out on the street .

a For sale sign

Walking down i got the ph.# off the sign

came back up and called ,,,

" Sure , I can come there now , you want to drive it? it won't
start, that's why i am selling so cheap "

" No need , come on down , I have cash and am ready to buy it ,
if I like it "

1971 Chevy Pick-up for $350 , not running

Oh yeah , ain't runnin' right yet that is chuckle.gif

He comes down

I popped the distributor cap off and see the points are burnt out .

no spark

easy fix

he's not super mechanical like me

" Here's $300 cash , swap this for the pick-up ,,, deal ? "

he grabs the cash, hands me a bill of sale and title with keys
to the pick-up .

a run to the parts store
spend $35 more dollars for : points, plugs , condenser , Rotor
and distributor cap .

One hour later I have the Pick-up burning Rubber down the street .

Up stairs

" Tammy , I have $350 in that truck , I can get $1,350 easy for it ,
in a day , how about a thousand dollar paycheck for one day ? "

" Rog' , you want me to sell it for you and you pay me ? "

" No , I'll sell it using your Phone , and split the profit with you ,
$500 help you ? "

" Oh no , you can't do th,,,,

" Tammy, drive my vehicle down behind me , we'll leave the truck
on the Blvd , with a sign on it ,,, come back and wait, it will sell quick "

and it sold for $1,400 to a Mexican Guy who said he'd get $5,000
for it across the Border .

Tammy would not take the $525 I tried to give her ,

So I stuffed it in her Cassette player where she'd find it .

I'd call when me and Karen got home

and ask her if I left a tape in her deck yay.gif

good ideas always come when you have good plans .



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