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BIGFOOT ! nice perfume , and the Fractal
07-26-2013, 05:46 AM #601
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This Photo is Bogie and Bacall

it reminds me

of Kaylem and Myself
07-26-2013, 08:29 AM #602
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had to change avatars to the Romantic Bogie for the perfume in this thread chuckle.gif
07-27-2013, 02:58 AM #603
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I Remember a Time
that with some Girls

you had to kiss them for an Hour and a half before that top
button would be allowed to be undone .

Then again

at that same time I remember ,,,

with other girls they had my Buttons ( all of them ) undone before
the first Kiss .

German Calvinist Girls were the most reluctant to screw at first .

Jewish Girls were the Horniest and would drop down on you

if you just touched them right

but they were also demanding

you had to have a Hanky for their Chin afterward
07-27-2013, 03:46 AM #604
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Kaylem talked me into her bedroom with just a wiggle of her finger chuckle.gif

I had the Allman Brothers Tape " Eat a Peach " ready for the tape deck .

Flipped it in the deck and she asked while patting the bed " Want to kick Back ? "

I sat down on the bed, she pulled me over on her and drove a nice slide of her tongue
across mine .

I whispered , we need to do this at my place , Steve's wife is in the hall listening , just waiting for these bedsprings to start squeaking "

kaylem replied " Uhmmm ,, no ,, right here right now , I've waited long enough to get you
like this "

Uh Oh !

07-27-2013, 05:59 AM #605
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And I said I'd build it , I related it would be of simple design

minimal , simple , and specialized to scant accoutrements .

No pushing because I won't go beyond what I laid down for
parameters .

This is Not Kaylem's and mine

it is off the web

but as close to ours as i can find .

Tree House

for two .


Man and Woman
Woman and the Man

Two lovers in a Nest of their own .
07-27-2013, 06:20 AM #606
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In the tiny little Town of WhiteThorn California in Humbolt County
during the 1970's ,, there was a parcel of land the owner
turned into a Hippie Commune ,,

Many Dregs of Society showed up over a period of time
and invaded the Hippies Peace there .

Soon , hard drugs showed up Like heroin and Meth

and the place fell into a slum completely

When Kaylem and I showed up there , only two Bums lived on the property
they lived on food stamps and charity meals and Booze .

We walked right up and announced we were taking back my
Tree House I had built in 1974 with Lisa My Girlfriend of that time .

The Bums Grunted as they Nodded , then as we began to walk away ,,

One asked , which Tree House ?

I pointed and Grunted back " Ober Dere "

and walked on

I Heard one say " Got a Beer bro' ? "

But ignored him and we reached the old tree a few hundred feet later

Most of it had been torn apart and probably Burned for fire wood .

" Have to go score some wood Hon " as I looked up at the shambles .

" We can get some from the Forest up by Mike's Rog' "

I Looked Kaylem in her deep blues that steal souls of Angels and replied:::;

" We'll buy it at the Mill this time baby , we're going to build it too last this
time , Nothing elaborate Hon, just simple , and Cozy ,,, but we'll have indoor
plumbing and a Toilet for that Booty of yours , no more poison oak
on that fine Tush Girlfriend "

07-27-2013, 08:27 AM #607
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Lets do some Tree Houses Man

next post will be the interior of this one here
07-27-2013, 08:30 AM #608
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Pretty Cool eh ?

Sweet it is , you too can do this .

they are simple to build really .

and some of the best sights you'll see
are Birdies in the nest right outside the window
being fed by Mommy Birdie
07-27-2013, 08:33 AM #609
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If you have property on a slope

here's the Solution

Build a simple tree house at street level in a tree
next to the street .

a Ramp and your good to go .
07-27-2013, 08:36 AM #610
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Perhaps the Best Tree House ever

This is too sexy for it's Catwalk

Gotta Love the Mushrooms man
07-27-2013, 08:53 AM #611
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here's a website dedicated to tree houses

07-28-2013, 12:26 AM #612
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~~~~~~ Dateline June 1986 , On the Road With Kaylem ~~~~~

" Where are we Rog' ? "

" This is Santa Barbara , good morning , ready for Coffee ? "

" Uh ,,, I mean , yeah, but what beach is this , when did ,,,,

Kaylem fell asleep in the back of the Suburban , half an hour
before I pulled into the parking lot where we spent the night ,,

she awoke confused ,,,

" Kaylem ,,, how is it you wake in the Morning as Beautiful
as when you went to sleep ,,,, how do you do that ? "

Kaylem looks at the vanity Mirror as the little Kaylem inside it
stares back:::: " I look the same as I always do "

" Yeah , I know , that's what I mean , no swollen eyes , no crinks ,
just natural beauty ,,, how do you do that ? "

Kaylem now looking at me over her shoulder : " Cause I'm happy "

" Grumpy people wake up ugly Rog' "

Now I look in the rear view mirror " Uh ,,, was I a Grump ? "

Kaylem grabs my wrist and pulls me onto her :

" We can fix that if you are , come here "
07-28-2013, 05:48 AM #613
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Garberville California

here is the site of the Bigfoot encounter

we were right about in the position this photo was taken

Oscar B. Bigfoot was on the left of the River ( Extreme left of Photo)
and had rolled down that slope
and onto the gravel beach you see there .

He was that close to us , the Sun had just gone down over the ridge
on the right back ground of the Photo .
07-28-2013, 06:11 AM #614
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Another angle of the same area from further back
and on higher Elevation .

you can see how close Oscar B. Bigfoot was to us

and the Gravel I was parked in when I whipped the Suburban
around to split the scene like scared Bunny Beans
07-28-2013, 10:00 AM #615
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Leaving Santa Barbara headed north along the Coast

Kaylem talked me into picking up this mid fifties hitch hiker

what a mistake

the dude was a scrounge

got any food

can i get something to drink out of your ice chest

can i sleep in the truck with you guys

can i have a few dollars

can you buy me a sixpack

the dude had to go

So I asked him to go into the park and see if there were any

he walked into the park and I threw his Pack out and we drove off

They guy was a Bum from the streets of Seattle

We stopped in Pacific grove for a few days

and when we left

as we began to get on the freeway

there he was with his thumb out

I flipped him off as we sped past him lmao.gif



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